Okay, so my cousin begged me to put this up here. Why? I don't know. He once told someone he would punch her in the nipple and I almost died laughing and in turn wrote this very short, very pointless one shot, but he wanted me to put it up, so I did.
Warning: Swearing and Nipple punch threatening
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural :( Or pie..
"Come on Sammy! You have to hurry this up!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I just happened to forget that your love of pie exceeded my life!"
"Not true. I'm just going through withdraws!"
"Of a desert?"
"Not just a desert! That best goddamn food on the face of the Earth!"
"I never knew your infatuation went that deeply, Dean.."
"Its not a infat- whatever you just said! Its like the one thing I would marry if it was legal to marry a food!"
"Yes, but its not legal to marry a food item, nor anything else that's not human or living. Which, I almost died getting you your precious pie! "
"Bull! How can you get killed getting something so sweet as pie! Its made by grandmas or something!"
"Dean, we are on a hunt, a demon hunt, said demon followed me to the dinner, then tried to freaking stab me in the parking lot! Your lucky I was able to get a run around, and kill it without anyone noticing."
"No, I'm lucky you didn't drop my pie!"
"Really? Because I'm holding it so close to the window Dean…Its kind of heavy, may take a little splat on I 40!"
"Sam, don't you dare!"
"My arm's getting tired Dean! I think it may fall!"
"Dude, I will punch you in the nipple!"
"Nipple? What the hell?"
"Bring me my damn pie Sasquatch!"
"Hey, I think I may have gotten cake by mistake…."
"Good lord no….SAM!"
Well, that was...horrible. xD
