My muscles, OH my muscles [by JKP]

Yawn.
I awake. Bed is soft; smells like Hermione.
Strange. Waking up I feel freer
Around the legs. I am in shock.
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For I have become a girl, skinny
*gasp* With fats where they should not be
My muscles, OH my muscles
Those muscles I did Quidditch for
Are gone...
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Cry.
I'm distressed. I really really, don't like this.
Strange. Going to the toilet
I feel rather insecure. How do I pee?
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For I have become a girl, skinny
*gasp* With fats where they should not be
My muscles, OH my muscles
Those muscles I did Quidditch for
Are gone...
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Sigh.
I've peed. I have successfully
Learnt to pee. Like a girl.
Now all's that left to do... is to find Ronald Weasley
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For I am now like a girl, skinny
*gasp* With fats where they should not be
My muscles, OH my muscles
Those muscles I did Quidditch for
Are gone...
Oh nevermind.