Sakura was nervous. Today was when she was going to tell her team her secret. She quickly got dressed and rushed to the bridge. Today, she was actually later than Kakashi. She caught them just as they were about to leave the bridge. "Hey guys," she called. They all looked up.
"Ohayo Sakura-chan!" Naruto exuberantly yelled. She stopped. Of all people, Naruto would be most hurt by her secret. She gathered up all her courage.
"Ohayo Naruto-kun. Listen, I have something to tell you guys." She paused, but went through with it. "I'm actually a guy." Silence. Sh…He looked up to see them doing their normal stuff. "Huh, didn't you hear me? I said I was a guy."
"And?" asked Sasuke. "We all knew that. Even the dobe here figured it out all by himself."
"Shut up teme! I am not a dobe!"
"Okay, let me get this straight. You guys already knew this? And Naruto, you knew and still liked me? Are you gay?" Sakura asked, shocked.
"Well Saku-kun, it was easy to figure out. I mean, you don't even use a henge. I figured it out back on the first day of academy. Plus, I never really liked you. I'm a lesbian," Naruto responded.
"Wait, a lesbian? You mean you're straight, right?" asked a very confused Sakura.
"Nope, I'm a girl! And I like girls!" Naruto grinned. "Kai!" POOF! Naruto was a red-headed girl with fox whiskers, ears, and nine fox tails. "And I'm a hanyou! Come on Hinata!" Hinata suddenly popped up, a huge grin on her face. Naruto grabbed her and they sped off into the woods. Sakura, Sasuke, and even Kakashi stared after them. After several seconds of awkward silence, Sasuke said something.
"Well, that explains why I've been attracted to Naruto lately. Guess I'm not gay." Sakura and Kakashi gaped at him now. "Anyway, guess training's canceled today. I'm going home." He headed towards town.
"Well then Sakura-kun," started Kakashi. "I'll be off to see Iru-chan now. Ja!" He shinshuned away.
"Oooookay, there is seriously something wrong with this, but then again, weird is normal for us. Guess I'll just go home now." So Sakura headed towards town. As she passed a flower shop, a golden blur shot out and latched itself onto him. "Wha? Ino?"
"Hey Saku-kun. Finally decided no reveal yourself, huh?" Sakura nodded, stunned. "Well then, now that you are officially a guy, I can tell you this. I LOVE YOU!" Sakura fainted from shock and the sheer loudness of the troclamation. Ino dragged him home and proceeded to rape him.
Naruto: WTF! I'm a girl!?
Sakura: WTF! I'm a guy!?
Sasuke: WTF! I like Naruto!?
Kakashi: WTF! I like Iruka!?
Iruka: WitW! I like Kakashi!?
Hinata(quietly to herself): Oh no, Naruto knows I like him now. (faints)
Gaara: WTF! I'm not in this fic!?
(All of the characters but Hinata turn to Gaara, murder in their eyes.)
dd: That's all for now folks! (turns to crowd trying to kill Gaara) No, don't hurt Gaa-chan! I need him! (runs after them shouting and then summons Kyuubi to destroy those that tried to hurt her dear Gaara.)
