Canada
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'Alex wake up we are here now.' Said Jack who was Alex's legal guardian
'Huh why are we here where it is snowing?' asked Alex
'Its Canada you silly. We are here to visit your friends remember?' asked Jack
'No and when did I have friends on the other side of the Atlantic?' asked Alex
'Um the Peppermints you ass.' Said Jack
They landed five minutes latter and passed the airport without incident
'Um Alex can I tell you something?' asked Jack
'Yes jack you can tell me anything.' Said Alex
'WellIhadsexwith Dave Servile.' Said Jack
'What all I could hear was something about Dave Servile?' asked Alex
'Well I had sex with Dave Servile.' Said Jack
'Jack did you just say what I thought I heard you say about you having sex with the adopted parent of the six most recognizable chipmunks in the world?' asked Alex who was surprised
'Well when they were in a pit stop in London since I knew him from college we just well did it.' Said Jack
'Well if that was the noise I heard that night then I knew and when did you find out and are you going to tell him?' asked Alex
'Well they are quite into Canadians so there coming up her and I will tell them. Said Jack
'Jack first you adopt me and now your pregnant what's next you're going to marry him?' asked Alex
'Yes I will. Hey lets look at the tabloids.' Said Jack
The tabloids read
Dave Servile admits knocking up guardian of top teenage spy Alex Rider who works for the MI6. Fans shocked along with parents. Government in shambles. Fuckin' shit provides his own shit to throw. The big reveal will be at the house of Field Marshals Lords Nicholas and Matthew Peppermint tomorrow from our sources
(chipmunks point of view)
'Dave were are we going? Asked Theodore for the hundredth time
'Well we are going to Canada to visit a friend because I think I must have had messed up and had a accident while at her house in her bed.' Said Dave unsure if it had happened and how he was going to explain it
"um well er um can you a er um explain it latter?
