"come back flea-san"

"nooooooooo"

izaya ran fast his fat jiggles as he runs. he runs impossibly fast for overweight man. izaya is obese. he has been since little kid. he discovered he love d cakes at an early age and ate them a lot. they are good. he likes.

"oh, izaya, come for sushi?"

izyaa stops run. and walks into simon's resturant and plots his wide load down on to chair. shizuo follows him.

"dude, we're fighting? can't you like not eat for a little bit? i want to throw this street sign as you."

"baka shizu-chan. you know that will just bounce off me~"

izaya pats his fat belly chuckling. he proceedes to eat two entire boats of oootro. shizuo decides to eat with him.

"shizu-chaaaan, i cant walk . carry me back to shinkuku."

"...aAGAIN?"

"yes. i ate too much~"

"fine"