"Like, oh my gosh!" a small, bubbly brunette squealed to her gothic best friend.

"What now?" Rogue asked in exasperation as she put her book down. That was around the sixth time kitty had interrupted Rogue's reading, thus it was that the irritable girl had been reading the same page for twenty minutes.

"LOOK at this, rogue!" Kitty held up the paper and Rogue caught a glimpse of the word 'Magneto' in one of the paragraph and dismissed it with no further inspection.

"It ain't like Buckethead bein' in the paper is anythin' new. Now leave meh alone." Rogue picked up her book.

"No! If you won't read this, then I'll like, just have to read it to you."

"Joy."

"It says… 'Magneto, mutant terrorist, has taken over a small island off the coast of North Africa, by the name of Genosha."

"Genosha? Ah can't believe it! Does it say anything about the mutant slaves?"

"…"

"What?"

"You, like, already knew about Genosha?"

"He's in mah head, Kit. Duh."

"Oh. Well, anyway, the slaves aren't important!"

"…" Rogue was silent for a moment.

"…" So was Kitty.

"Kit?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm like tactless. But what I'm getting at is that Magneto's acolytes were contacted."

"I'm on the edge of my seat." Sarcasm.

"They didn't go with him!"

"Yeah. And?"

"That means I can totally, like, hit on Colossus now!"

*facepalm*

"Rogue? Are you okay?"

End