"How bout Ron?" Addie asked continuing with our game.

"No!" I sputtered shocked she would even ask "Addie ... Just no!"

"Ok" she laughed, "I get it, you wouldn't shag Ron, calm down Keira" Yeah it's that kind of game. While everyone in our dorm room was sleeping me and Addie were staying up chatting away, after all we'd only really just come back off of our summer holls and 6th years really didn't need sleep ... then again I probably said that about 5th years before and 4th before that. Other people in other dorm rooms might be talking about you know who being back and all the mysterious disappearances but not me and Addie, why bother talking about the depressing stuff when you could be doing this and having fun?

"Fine, Neville?" I asked smartly trying to even the score.

"Hmmmm ..." she hummed as she thought.

"Are you seriously considering it?" I gasped

"Well he has to be good at something" she said like it was obvious.

"Oh someone's God!" I exclaimed in shock and disgust, I mean nothing against Neville, but really?

"The twins?" she asked daringly

"Both of them, or are you grouping them together based on that they're identical and if I'd do one I'd do the other?" I questioned curiously

"I'll leave it open to interpretation" she replied smugly

"That's not fair." I whined "Clarify!"

"No." she said like a stubborn child "so would you?"

"... No!" I hissed

"You thought about it though" she giggled

"Shut up" I huffed "Snape?"

"In a heartbeat" she replied instantly

"Ewww" I said in disgust

"I dunno," she responded as she tried to search for the right words "He has this dark, mysterious, older thing going on"

"So does Malfoy's dad, only he is actually sexy" I told her with a smirk

"Oh yeah ... Lucius." She said dreamily "And I bet he knows his stuff"

"And then some" I giggled, not that I know, I just have fun imagining.

"You know I think if he was gagged or summut Draco would be shagable" Addie mused

"Ferret boy?" I spat disgusted she'd ever say such a dirty thing "Never!"

"Ok, Percy or Draco?" she asked with a huge grin

"You're a whore!" I said spitefully and I know she knew I didn't mean it's just how we talk. "And what's with the Weasley's today, they're like my family."

"I'm just curious" she laughed

"Fortunately you're not a feline" I said smartly

"As far as you know" she muttered with a crazy smile

"Whatever" I chuckled

"So Draco or Percy?" she asked adamantly

"I think I'd rather just never have sex again" I grumbled

"That's really not an option" she laughed

"You do have a point there" I sighed "Fine! Percy then"

"You hate Draco that much?" she asked a little surprised "Wow!"

"Ok my turn to be mean" I announced trying to get her off of the previous question "... Filch or Hagrid?!" I couldn't help but laugh maniacally as she just stared at me with her eyes bulged doing her best goldfish impression. "You have to answer" I told her happily.

"You are a sick and twisted individual Keira Grey and you have just gone too far" she said a little too seriously for my liking

"Choose one already" I ordered

"Filch, just because he wouldn't kill me in the process" she decided and I burst out in another tremendous laughing fit. "What?" She whined "I'm tiny and Hagrid is huuuuge. Anyway Miss Grey ... how about Charlie Weasley?"

"No" I said after a pause only as I heard myself I knew it sounded like a lie, like when it comes out sounding more like a question than a statement.

"You liar!" she hissed excitedly

"What? No!" I spat out more convincingly this time

"Oh you would." She sang not having any of it "You would shag Charlie! Again and again and-"

"Fine I'll admit it, I would!" I interrupted huffily "And what?"

"What happened to 'they're like my family'?" she asked mockingly

"He was" I replied quietly "But then, I dunno, he was different this summer. Romania's been good for him" I realised I started to sound all dreamy like so tried to snap out of it

"You want him bad" she chuckled

"Shut up" I grumbled as I buried my head in my pillow.

"You doooo" she laughed

"Roger Davies" I snapped hoping to distract her

"Been there done that, wish I had that gag with me" she said crinkling her nose

"Ha" I burst out "I'll keep that in mind"

"Oh for the love of Merlin!" Sarah snapped as she sat up, she was one of our dorm 'mates' who seemed to have permanent pmt or summut "Would you two shut the fuck up, some of us are trying to sleep."

"Your point?" I asked cocking an eyebrow trying to keep a smug smile from my face

"You are keeping me up by talking filth so either shut up or go to the common room." She ranted

"You go to the common room" Addie retorted sounding a little bit childish "we went the last time you had a hissy fit so it's you turn."

"My bed is here" Sarah growled

"We'll be more than happy to move it for you" Addie told her pleasantly with a dazzling smile

"This is ridiculous" she almost shrieked "I'm not being forced out of this room."

"We're not forcing you out" I yawned "You just seem to be the one with the problem and we're just offering you a solution to that. Me and Addie are fine where we are, you're not fine here therefore as you're the only one with a problem the logical thing for you to do is to move somewhere you would be happy"

"You can't argue with logic" Addie chimed in merrily. Sarah just made some random angry noise that actually sounded like the growl of one of Hagrid's beasts and rolled over resuming her attempt to ignore us. "Ooh you know who's nice?" Addie asked carrying on with our original conversation "Blaise Zambini" She answered herself as I just shrugged at her "...well not actually 'nice' as he's a Slytherin and all" she tried to explain

"Don't worry I know what you mean and yeah he's real nice" I laughed

"You haven't" she gasped

"I have, again and again and-"

"Ok I get it hands off" she said with a grin

"Well it's one of those physical things, there's nothing stopping either of us getting physical with someone else but I think it's creepy thinking that you and I are sleeping with the same person." I explained

"Ditto" she replied simply

"That's it I'm getting Flitwick!" Sarah hissed

"Fine, go, then look like an idiot when you get back and we're all sleeping" I told her smiling sweetly

"But I'll tell him the truth" she protested

"Yeah and it will be real believable with my history of trouble making." I chuckled

"Speaking of which Keira, can I borrow your halo I seem to have misplaced mine?" Addie asked with a pout

"No you'd end up getting it dirty and dimming it's shine" I said frowning at her

"I fucking hate you guys" Sarah spat put as she grabbed her pillow and quilt and left the room

"Love you honey" I called after her "Well she was extra crabby tonight, I wonder why"

"She wants Davies." Addie said smugly and I laughed "So now that she's gone is it bed time?" She asked yawning

"Hells yeah I'm exhausted" I sighed

"Remind me why we did that anyway" she said snuggling into her bed

"I'm not sure" I admitted "But I'm certain we had a reason when we started"

"Definitely, we're not bad people that way" She mumbled

"Of course not, by the way sweetie I think your halo's round your ankles" I laughed

"Night hoebag"

"Night gaybits"