YODA: let go of fears, you must. Clear, your mind should be.

PERCY: Listen, green dude. I can't clear my mind. I'm ADHD! I can't sit here and meditate.

YODA: Fear and anger, path to the dark side, they are. Calm, you must be.

PERCY: YOU KNOW WHAT? I QUIT! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SWORD AND A LIGHTSABER ANYWAYS!