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The Doctor was standing at the console, pulling levers and pressing buttons when a flash of light appeared followed by the distinct smell of burning time. He spun around to greet his visitor but quickly stumbled over the words. This wasn't exactly new though. Even with the reputation of the Oncoming Storm, his brain was no match for the flirty smiles and revealing clothes of his wife. At first glance, her outfit wouldn't seem that suggestive, but the jodhpurs and low cut blouse was very fitting, hugging all of her glorious curves.

And then there was the hair. Wild and magical, or at least the Doctor seemed to think so because how else could it always look so glorious even after fighting a fleet of Sontarans?

"Hello sweetie," she greeted in a low voice which, of course, only added to the growing fuzzy feeling that we're developing in the pit of the Doctors stomach.

"RIVER!" The Doctor shouted, his face lighting up like a kid in a candy store although he had never been allowed inside one since River always conveniently distracted him whenever he saw one of the little shops.

"So what's on the agenda tonight?" She asked. It had become somewhat of a ritual that every night they would go out on an adventure together. Well, he called it an adventure, River called them dates. "Where are we at anyways?"

"We're in the vortex, can't you feel it? Is your Time Lord senses broken? Is something wrong with your space head?" He questions anxiously. River just rollers her eyes and pulls out her diary.

"I meant in our timelines stupid-face." Amy's old sentiment for Rory has him grinning again. He always seems to do that in her presence though. Well, that and blushing.

"Oh! Right, we just done with climbing the rainbow mountains on Atramta." She had did that one four days ago ehich went that they were fairly linear and well into their marriage. She snapped her Tardis blue diary shut and reached out to grab him by his tweed and pull him into her. Once he was close enough, she flung her arms around his neck and laid her lips over his. His hands only flailed for a few seconds before one found its place on her waist and the other in tangled in her hair. She was quite certain that he had an obsession with it.

Once they had finally come up for air, which was a while since they had respiratory bypasses, the Doctor swung back around to face the console.

"It's your choice tonight River, so make it a good one. Anywhere and anywhen in the universe, what'll it be?"

"How about we use the randomizer tonight sweetie and be surprised?"

"Brilliant!" He said while flicking the randomizer and pulling the appropriate levers to take off. River, of course, followed him around and flicked the actual levers, including the stabalizers.

The Tardis landed softly and the Doctor glared at her before his curiosity got the better of him and he ran to doors to see where they were at. It didn't take long to figure it out and he was very disappointed when he did.

"Cardiff?" He stuck his finger in his mouth and then held it up to the air. "In early 2008? Why!?" River didn't have time to answer with her sassy comeback since all of a sudden a huge navy blue body ran right into the Doctor.

"Doctor!" The blob yelled. River could only make out the back of a head floating in a long navy blue coat.

"Captain Harkness!" The Doctor yelled back.

AN: hey, I'm fairly new to writing fanfiction but I would love to here from you fellow whovians about how I'm doing and maybe even send me some prompts you want me to write. I'm a narcassist who lives of fanfic reviews, don't let me die.