Title: A long Easter awaits
Category: Anime/Manga ยป Naruto
Author: Hotaru-kyun
Language: English
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Parody
A long Easter awaits
"Neji!"
Itachi the threw open the door to said teens shared apartment. A muffled voice came from the kitchen, and he walked into it to be faced with a mess.
"What are you doing?" he asked, his voice only a little below regular.
"Huh?" Neji looked up. "What does it look like to you?"
Itachi observed the pots, the dough, cream vanilla, flour, strawberries, amongst several other items.
"I think that those things are meant to be eaten, not to be laying on the floor." he said, unfazed by Neji's puzzled look.
"Well.. Hinata-sama asked me to bake a cake for her and some friends she'll have visiting later today."
"You are aware of that that don't look like a cake, right?"
"..." Neji looked down at the would-be-cake in his hands. "Err... I never said that I could bake..."
Itachi smirked. "You should at least try to keep it from being turned into coal."
"Shut up." Neji glared at him. "So you're basically saying that you can cook, then?"
"I do cook for that little bastard of brother that I have, you know."
"No. I didn't know that."
"I've also cooked for you, but you seem to have forgotten that." Neji blinked. "..Whatever.. Help me out."
Itachi crossed his arms. "What do you say then?" Neji groweled. "Please."
"Good boy." Itachi patted Neji on the head, but Neji slapped the hand away.
Itachi's smirk growed as he threw the would-be-cake into the trash-bin.
Only a little while later, when Neji returned from having cleared the table in the living room, the teen looked at Itachi up and down. "You're covered in flour."
"I didn't know where you stored it, so it took some time for me to find it." Itachi explained, flipping a page in a news paper. He frowned. "Look at this."
"Hm?" Neji made his way over to the table, looking at the picture Itachi was pointing at. "Isn't that...?"
"Kabuto. Yes."
"What the hell's he doing?"
"I suppose he's searching for the Brocken again."
"...again?"
"Yes.. He was dressed as a witch last year too, searching for it. I heard he even tried to fly on that broom by jumping from the roof of Orochimaru's balcony."
"...But Orochimaru's living, what, 15 floors up..."
Itachi nodded. "But Kaboto's an idiot-"
"Hands up!" Lee rushed into the kitchen, dressed fully in a green pirates-attire. "Give me the cake!"
Neji and Itachi sighed in frustration and defeat.
This was doomed to become a long easter, wasn't it?
The End
Moved from the old -account I previously shared, and I didn't feel like re-writing it that much. So I spell-checked a bit..
Ah... It was supposed to be a short fanfic.. but... yea...*shrug* whatever..so...
This thing was inspired of a picture (three pictures) by the Yaoi's Queen, Tales-of-Sharingan at devART
Itachi; .com/art/Itachi-All-stars-collection-43634460
Kabuto; .com/art/Kabuto-All-stars-collection-43698997
Lee; .com/art/Rock-Lee-All-stars-collectio-43626870
This is very much crack^^
