Hi this is my first fanfiction i wanted to do it on flcl cuz its the
greatest anime imo it teaches the three things of life rock love and
explosions well lets begin oh and guitars wgwky and flcl second season are
the greatest fics though guitars is my favorite ok now lets really start
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hi well like you didnt know my names naoto nandaba iam 14 as you also know i once had a well life, then like as if i had alot of saved up good karma or maybe bad there came a crazy woman she rode in on a vespa and ran me down (yeh thats a good way to start a relationship) well i wouldnt say i fell for her more like bomb dived when i finnaly told her that i loved her she for the first time saw i wasnt up for her life, that i am a kid and i need to accept it and after some help from ninamori mahashi gaku i realize that too until she did what she had said (who saw that coming) aww well just see ____________________________________________________________________________ ______
*gaku miahashi naoto and ninamori at the stream where the school was burned in episode 2*
naoto:eh ninamori whats up with the cinnamon buns
ninamori:haha sooooooo funny *ninamori had recently put her hair in bangs and naoto never let her live with it*
mihashi:yeh its princess leia like star wars whoosh whoosh zoom bam bam
gaku:ewoks ewoks EWOKS
naoto:......CALM IT DOWN
*they all look at naoto and just burst out with laughter and naoto chuckled too* (see told you i have accepted being a kid)
mihashi: whats that...?!!!
*everyone looks up to see this freaking red meteor coming theyre way*
naoto:run it
*they all run a good 20 feet and duck behind a bench* {yeh that will help a bench}*KRACKA FRICKIN BOOM naoto and the gang look over to see a huge crater where they once were*
just so you know this= ( ) naoto pov
(No i refuse to believe one of the three things that rang through my head when seeing that meteor 1 aliens are here to kill and enslave human race 2 its something from a satellite 3 haruko is back)
*there she was the coplex being her back to the sun making her seem like a silhouette the first thing she says is of all thing she can say to me*
haruko:yes it is I takkun the love and reason for all of your existence
naoto:HA-HA-HARUKO?!
haruko:no need to yell ill cure what ails you
naoto: no im asleep this is just like all the other dreams you comeback I say I love you then were close to kissing then i awake near my alarm clock
haruko:well i could pinch you but i didnt think takkun would want to fooly coolying around so soon
(If it isnt haruko whatever it is is doing a great job acting the part)
naoto:well if you are haruko then i have one thing to say LOOK OVER THERE *naoto runs like hell to wherever he can find salvation*
(must run must hide the farther i can get away the less chance ill have to see her or use plan b why arent there any giant monster attacks when you want them*
this will be harukos pov ^ ^
^ ^ no matter where you are no matter where you are we will fooly cooly I SWEAR IT
for the older people in the audience what is fooly cooly well seeing as i dont exactly know what it is heres my rough estimate A the act of being foolish but while also means your cool like what haruko says"only dumb people can do cool things thats why its cool B the act of furi kuri to have great sex or a fast hand movement in which you fondle someones breasts~~~~~thats what i believe any ways
*naoto ducks behind a building*
(ok ok shes back soo many problems with this first off i love her yet not vice versa problem 2 shes friggin crazy not that thats terrible just what in the hell am I saying yeah it is problem 3 shes pobably gonna try to feel me up note to self erase problem 3 and new problem 3 MY DAD which is a whole set of new problems now that harukos back DAMNITT whatever is the thing that controls love you are evil i tell you you have made me love a woman who is crazy perverted and beautiful DAMN YOU)
*The loud as hell vespa motor vrooms down the street having cars follow it likea string to a kite*
^ ^ closer closer i can almost feel his heart beat in unison with mine UNTIL I KILL HIM FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM ME how can anyone drop a catch like me even takkun damn hes fine im gonna rock him like a hurricane
*naoto looks left then right then left then a double right and sighs*
naoto: has haruko for once in her life given up
haruko:NOT LIKELY
*DOOOOOOUUUWWW haruko smashed her guitar on naotos head*
*later like two hours we find our characters at the nandaba bakery*
(owww my friggin head what the hell happened he then suddenly shuts up in fear)
*naoto wakes up in his room but is frightened to death he feels something WARM and SOFT right near his crotch*
*naoto looks down slowly and sees...... miyu miyu is sitting in his lap* haha got you filthy perverts
(whew close one where the hell is that snoring coming frooo..)
*naoto looks up to the top bunk see a sleeping haruko sprawled out in lets say a "miroku playground" position*
(damn nose stop bleeding look at her the most beautiful girl ive ever seen we have always "goofed around" but i wonder if i could ever get to thirdn base with her i wonder if i could just touch them just a small touch i wont ever tell anyone)
*naoto slowly moves his hand over i mean his hand movement could be measured in millimeters he is just one small movement away when SLAM his hand is brought down on her breasts by harukos own hands*
haruko sleepily: oh yeah takkun faster harder faster oh yes thats right
*naoto is pulled on the bed by harukos incredible strentgh and lands how you think right on top of haruko with his legs across her hips*
haruko awaken:oh dreams do come true was i good takkun? was I huh? oh manly takkun has taken my chastity
naoto blushing: what no i was just uh
haruko:making me a woman? embracing me in sweet furi kuri?
naoto: what are you talking about youve had sex before i uh...(sadly) saw u
haruko:no i have not im still a virgin saving myself for takkun and what you believe you saw was nothing more thenme and the kamon robot blowing up ballons
%flashback% how will i get all these ballons blown? how bout I make a robot that looks like kamon and bruises easily with what looks like hiccies making my plan overly complicated
(damn howd she know that anyways maybe shes a telepath?)
haruko:dont worry takkun im sure you didnt take my virginity id be awake for that wild ride so you can stop prodding me there will be time for that later
naoto:prodding what?*looks down sees lil naoto is excited and blushes like crazy* its not what it looks like
haruko:sure it isnt mon amore
naoto:*points at haruko* look just cause youre back doesnt mean things can be like they werhwehwooaha*falls off top bunk right on his face*
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oh yeah its me the author um hi yeah i also like three other fanfics furikuri united,crodband and finnaly one i knida helped with which has grown since i have been away blood relations for i am the original vashatsocom BYE p.s. need five reviews b4 i make new chapter if neone wants one
hi well like you didnt know my names naoto nandaba iam 14 as you also know i once had a well life, then like as if i had alot of saved up good karma or maybe bad there came a crazy woman she rode in on a vespa and ran me down (yeh thats a good way to start a relationship) well i wouldnt say i fell for her more like bomb dived when i finnaly told her that i loved her she for the first time saw i wasnt up for her life, that i am a kid and i need to accept it and after some help from ninamori mahashi gaku i realize that too until she did what she had said (who saw that coming) aww well just see ____________________________________________________________________________ ______
*gaku miahashi naoto and ninamori at the stream where the school was burned in episode 2*
naoto:eh ninamori whats up with the cinnamon buns
ninamori:haha sooooooo funny *ninamori had recently put her hair in bangs and naoto never let her live with it*
mihashi:yeh its princess leia like star wars whoosh whoosh zoom bam bam
gaku:ewoks ewoks EWOKS
naoto:......CALM IT DOWN
*they all look at naoto and just burst out with laughter and naoto chuckled too* (see told you i have accepted being a kid)
mihashi: whats that...?!!!
*everyone looks up to see this freaking red meteor coming theyre way*
naoto:run it
*they all run a good 20 feet and duck behind a bench* {yeh that will help a bench}*KRACKA FRICKIN BOOM naoto and the gang look over to see a huge crater where they once were*
just so you know this= ( ) naoto pov
(No i refuse to believe one of the three things that rang through my head when seeing that meteor 1 aliens are here to kill and enslave human race 2 its something from a satellite 3 haruko is back)
*there she was the coplex being her back to the sun making her seem like a silhouette the first thing she says is of all thing she can say to me*
haruko:yes it is I takkun the love and reason for all of your existence
naoto:HA-HA-HARUKO?!
haruko:no need to yell ill cure what ails you
naoto: no im asleep this is just like all the other dreams you comeback I say I love you then were close to kissing then i awake near my alarm clock
haruko:well i could pinch you but i didnt think takkun would want to fooly coolying around so soon
(If it isnt haruko whatever it is is doing a great job acting the part)
naoto:well if you are haruko then i have one thing to say LOOK OVER THERE *naoto runs like hell to wherever he can find salvation*
(must run must hide the farther i can get away the less chance ill have to see her or use plan b why arent there any giant monster attacks when you want them*
this will be harukos pov ^ ^
^ ^ no matter where you are no matter where you are we will fooly cooly I SWEAR IT
for the older people in the audience what is fooly cooly well seeing as i dont exactly know what it is heres my rough estimate A the act of being foolish but while also means your cool like what haruko says"only dumb people can do cool things thats why its cool B the act of furi kuri to have great sex or a fast hand movement in which you fondle someones breasts~~~~~thats what i believe any ways
*naoto ducks behind a building*
(ok ok shes back soo many problems with this first off i love her yet not vice versa problem 2 shes friggin crazy not that thats terrible just what in the hell am I saying yeah it is problem 3 shes pobably gonna try to feel me up note to self erase problem 3 and new problem 3 MY DAD which is a whole set of new problems now that harukos back DAMNITT whatever is the thing that controls love you are evil i tell you you have made me love a woman who is crazy perverted and beautiful DAMN YOU)
*The loud as hell vespa motor vrooms down the street having cars follow it likea string to a kite*
^ ^ closer closer i can almost feel his heart beat in unison with mine UNTIL I KILL HIM FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM ME how can anyone drop a catch like me even takkun damn hes fine im gonna rock him like a hurricane
*naoto looks left then right then left then a double right and sighs*
naoto: has haruko for once in her life given up
haruko:NOT LIKELY
*DOOOOOOUUUWWW haruko smashed her guitar on naotos head*
*later like two hours we find our characters at the nandaba bakery*
(owww my friggin head what the hell happened he then suddenly shuts up in fear)
*naoto wakes up in his room but is frightened to death he feels something WARM and SOFT right near his crotch*
*naoto looks down slowly and sees...... miyu miyu is sitting in his lap* haha got you filthy perverts
(whew close one where the hell is that snoring coming frooo..)
*naoto looks up to the top bunk see a sleeping haruko sprawled out in lets say a "miroku playground" position*
(damn nose stop bleeding look at her the most beautiful girl ive ever seen we have always "goofed around" but i wonder if i could ever get to thirdn base with her i wonder if i could just touch them just a small touch i wont ever tell anyone)
*naoto slowly moves his hand over i mean his hand movement could be measured in millimeters he is just one small movement away when SLAM his hand is brought down on her breasts by harukos own hands*
haruko sleepily: oh yeah takkun faster harder faster oh yes thats right
*naoto is pulled on the bed by harukos incredible strentgh and lands how you think right on top of haruko with his legs across her hips*
haruko awaken:oh dreams do come true was i good takkun? was I huh? oh manly takkun has taken my chastity
naoto blushing: what no i was just uh
haruko:making me a woman? embracing me in sweet furi kuri?
naoto: what are you talking about youve had sex before i uh...(sadly) saw u
haruko:no i have not im still a virgin saving myself for takkun and what you believe you saw was nothing more thenme and the kamon robot blowing up ballons
%flashback% how will i get all these ballons blown? how bout I make a robot that looks like kamon and bruises easily with what looks like hiccies making my plan overly complicated
(damn howd she know that anyways maybe shes a telepath?)
haruko:dont worry takkun im sure you didnt take my virginity id be awake for that wild ride so you can stop prodding me there will be time for that later
naoto:prodding what?*looks down sees lil naoto is excited and blushes like crazy* its not what it looks like
haruko:sure it isnt mon amore
naoto:*points at haruko* look just cause youre back doesnt mean things can be like they werhwehwooaha*falls off top bunk right on his face*
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oh yeah its me the author um hi yeah i also like three other fanfics furikuri united,crodband and finnaly one i knida helped with which has grown since i have been away blood relations for i am the original vashatsocom BYE p.s. need five reviews b4 i make new chapter if neone wants one
