Chapter one: welcome to hueco mundo.
Naruto groaned and pushed himself up from the sand, "wait sand, where the hell am I?"
This thought went through his head as he stood shakily and looked around him noting the cold moon above him and the absence of wind, not a breath not even a lick of air passed around him, it was stifling almost as if the land itself was dead and decaying.
He swung his head to the left then to the right, there was nothing as far as the eye could see, that all changed when he looked behind him.
"Whoa" he breathed looking up at the massive dome, he pressed his hand against the outer wall, looking up and down the wall he could see no entrance in sight and so did the only normal thing, and he smashed the wall down.
He stared into the darkness behind the wall and shrugged before going in.
Meanwhile in another area of hueco mundo a meeting was taking place
"It would appear that we have an intruder on los noches."
Grimmjow grunted in annoyance at the pink haired freaks obnoxious tone.
"And how would you know that szeal."
"Because there is a hole in the wall and a reiatsu signature moving through our halls Grimmjow"
"Do you think the soul society is attacking us?"
"Don't be ridiculous zommari they are still reeling from learning that aizen-sama betrayed them"
"Hmm perhaps an Adjuchas hoping to join us"
"Allow me to answer that question for you my friends; it would appear that the reiatsu signature belongs to that of a human"
The entire table stared at aizen dumbstruck at his statement.
"A human? Aizen-sama, how could a human get to Hueco Mundo, let alone get all the way to Las Noches? A normal human can't even defeat a lowly menos!"
"That is what intrigues me, Nnoitra. This human appears to have potential. But he does not pose a threat to us. So I would like everyone to return to their quarters to await further instructions. I already have plans about to bring in this intruder. Everyone else is too stay out of the way. Is that understood?"
The silence was all the one called Aizen-sama needed to know.
"Good."
Meanwhile naruto was lost; he had been walking down the never-ending corridors for what seemed like hours.
He was muttering to himself slightly as he walked.
"How was it again? Was it three turns back or four, ARGH I may as well just smash this place to pieces and fight whoever the hell is in charge then make him take me home."
"Those are some tough words Niño think you can back them up"
Narutos head shot up and followed the leaping figure of a man jumping across the planks close to the ceiling he did it so nimbly it was a impressive site…..until he tripped and smashed face first into the floor, the man leapt to his feet, he was wearing white clothes with a exotic sense to them and his hair was shaped to look like the horns of the devil.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at the man in front of him and said with all the bluntness of nuclear bomb.
"Who the hell are you?"
The man preened like a bloody peacock before saying.
"Ah Niño "I am Privaron Espada 103, Dordon Alessandro Del Socacchio."
He scratched his head at the mans obscenely long name he had called himself a Privaron espada whatever that was, naruto shrugged and said.
"My names naruto Namikaze"
A pleasure to meet you naruto Namikaze, you however are a intruder in our home and must be stopped"
The small smile naruto was wearing dropped and he fell into a combat stance, he slid a kunai out of the sleeve of his coat and held it hidden In his palm when he spoke he was a entirely different person.
"If you try to stop me from getting home then I am afraid I will be forced to remove you, I mean no disrespect but I have to help hunt down a missing-nin"
Dordon grinned at this and said.
"Perhaps if you beat me I can convince aizen-domo to let you go home"
That was a complete lie and he knew it but he wanted to fight this boy now seeing how easily he had gone from a goofy kid to this warrior before him, he saw the boy sigh and run towards him.
"Show me what you got Niño"
Naruto ran forward and tried to stop the man in a nerve cluster that would simply paralyze instead of killing him, however when he went to strike the man disappeared in a blur, the blond reacted instantly and kicked his foot of the floor and grinned as it connected with something hard, he spun round to see Dordon flying across the hallway and into a wall.
He got up slowly and naruto sent the kunai flying towards his head, again there was a blur and a slight boom and the man had moved in almost an instant.
"How the hell is he doing that" naruto muttered angrily.
"It is my sonido Niño"
Naruto grinned before making a yanking motion with his hand, the kunai embedded into the wall shot out and buried itself inside the mans neck causing blood to spurt from the wound, he grinned and said.
"Now Dordon are you going to give up or will I have to take you seriously"
The man returned the grin and said.
"Keeping tricks up your sleeve, very good Niño, but it is you who should give up as I myself have been holding back."
"Whirl Giralda"
The man now had two objects spewing wind that formed into dragons, he was grinning like a maniac.
Naruto smiled back and performed hand seals then shouted above the howling wind Doton Tsuiga no Jutsu
In bursts of smoke twelve dogs appeared and leapt at the now wide eyed Dordon he knocked the first few away but one got behind him and attacke his legs then the others piled onto him, when they held him secure naruto jumped above him finishing hand signs and shouted.
KatonKaryuuEndan
Naruto opened his mouth and a stream of fire came flying out in the shape of a roaring dragon destroying the dogs but also burning Dordon so badly he could barley move, naruto landed and sauntered over to the man leaned over him and said.
"Who's bad Niño?"
The man scowled at his words and then his eyes flicked behind naruto, which was all the warning he got, naruto tried to turn before the whole world went black.
The next thing naruto heard were voices.
"He's a boy! How did a boy get inside of los noches or hueco mundo for that matter?"
The speaker's voice went from boomingly deep to stupidly high pitched and naruto almost chuckled, almost.
"He looks weak"
Appearances can be deceiving Nnoitra"
"Shut up szeal"
"That is quite enough Nnoitra, our guest is waking up."
This voice sent chills down narutos spine; it was soft but held a undertone of power to it that made you freeze with fear.
"You can get up now."
Naruto rose slowly and turned to the direction of the voice to face a tale full of people who all seemed to be sizing him up.
"Where am I."
"You are in my throne room naruto."
"How do you know my name?"
"Dordon told us"
Naruto fixed his eyes on the speaker taking in the slicked back hair save for two strands that hung lazily, he was flanked by two people a African American with some sort of visor over his eyes and a pale grinning man that reminded him of orochimaru.
"So tell me naruto how did you get here?"
Naruto went with complete honesty, as this must be that aizen Dordon mention before he got his ass kicked.
"I honestly don't know, I had just got orders from our hokage to retrieve a missing nin on the outskirts of out village and I was going to stop by the ramen stand to get something to eat when this hole opened swallowed me and I woke up in a desert"
"How very unfortunate"
"Aizen Sama" one with an eye patch asked while grinning wickedly." Are we going to kill him?"
Upon hearing this naruto settled into a combat stance again losing the slouch and the slightly dopy look as he watched for any signs of movement outside of the table or indeed at the table, upon seeing this aizens smile grew wider and he said.
"No I am interested as to how he beat Dordoni, would you share this with us naruto."
When he stayed silent one with what appeared to be a jawbone attached to his face stood and said.
"Would you like me to make him talk aizen?"
"Go ahead yammy, but try not to kill him"
The one called yammy grinned and said.
"This shouldn't be a problem"
Naruto grinned as he made hand seals and quietly whispered.
"Sexy no Jutsu"
When the smoke cleared everyone was left dumbstruck at the blond woman who stood before yammy with trails of smoke barley covering her, almost no one noticed the hand seals she was doing behind her back, she flicked her wrist and a metal object struck yammy in the chest, as soon as the object left her hand she puffed into smoke leaving behind the grinning naruto who pointed at yammy and said.
"Never get distracted, no matter how little the woman may be wearing, I have seen to many good shinobi go down like because of techniques like that."
While he was talking yammy noticed a fizzling sound, looking down at the small knife in his arm he saw a piece of paper attached to it with some writing on it.
"..And never let opponent monologue while you're holding a timed explosive in your arm"
The tag went off sending yammy flying, he stood up his face scrunched up in rage and he punched the air sending blasts of red energy at naruto, he simply stood there and took it, when the first one hit him he puffed into smoke, yammy looked at the smoke confused until he heard a familiar fizzling sound from behind him and felt a sharp pain in his butt, his eyes went wide as the tag went off sending him flying again.
Naruto was standing behind him holding another kunai with a similar tag and eyeing yammy evilly as he got back up, the man span round and reached for his sword until aizens smooth voice cut him off.
"That's enough yammy, if this fight were to continue in may lose my new friend here."
Yammy removed his hand from his blade and took his seat again; aizen turned to naruto and said.
"I can see that your more than capable of defending yourself, tell me what was that ability you used it was rather interesting."
Naruto sweat dropped at this and said.
"Do you mean the explosive tags, kage bunshin or the sexy no Jutsu?"
Aizens smile never faltered as he said.
"The naked blonde"
He grinned and said.
"It's a diversionary tactic called Sexy no Jutsu, I invented it to try and pass my exam with a better technique than just turning into my teacher like everyone else…and because it's funny as hell to watch his face"
Aizen chuckled slightly at this and then said.
"You are truly unique naruto, I have never seen powers like yours before, I would like you to join us naruto."
There were cries of outrage from the pink haired one and Mr. Pirate.
"What your letting a worthless human join us"
Worthless Nnoitra" snapped aizen " he is far from worth less, I get the felling that when he was fighting yammy naruto here was holding back."
He shot him a questioning look to which naruto nodded sheepishly.
"So then naruto what do you say, will you join us, If you do I will help you return to your home"
Naruto considered it for a moment and then said.
"Sure I'll join you"
Aizens smile grew even more and he said smugly.
"Welcome to hueco mundo naruto Namikaze"
