I hope you like them; I'm super bored and i wanted to try something different. P.s I love Harry potter so don't post any mean comments.
REVIEW PLEASE!
1. Tell Harry Potter he might need new glasses.
2. Ask Snape if he's Goth and what kind of music he listens too
3. Ask Hagrid when was the last time he brushed his hair. (I feel bad writing this cause I love him)
4. Tell Draco that his hair is bleached
5. Find J.k Rowling and tell her that there's a better version of her and she's called Stephenie Meyer.
6. Lie and tell Dumbledore you're homeless. Then ask if you could sleep under his beard, if he's nice enough he might let you sleep on his lap so you will be even more confortable! Ha!
7. Tell Luna that she is way to hyper and she needs to calm down.
8. Tell Ron that you just saw him looking at Victor Krum's toned butt.
9. Go to lord Valdamort with some clothes gift vouchers and say : anything you'll get will be a huge improvement, my Lord
10. Tape his reaction and laugh in his face.
