SPOILERS:  Season 7

AUTHOR'S NOTES:  These Once More With Feeling song parodies were originally posted at the Buffy Cross and Stake Spoiler Board, http://www.voy.com/13746/ during July, August and September of 2002.  They're based on the spoilers and speculation that have been under discussion there.   Buffy the Vampire Slayer is property of Mutant Enemy and 20th Century Fox.  These parodies are just done for fun, and no copyright infringement is intended.

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Going Through the Spoilers  (to the tune of Going Through the Motions)

BUFFY: (verse one)

Every single night, the same arrangement,

I go out and sight the sites.

Still I always feel this strange estrangement,

Is anything here real? Is anything here right?

If a site's about the show, straight there I go

Just hoping someone knows,

For I've been going through the spoilers

Looking for my part.

I want to know how season seven starts.

(verse two)

Six ended with Grave in which Dawn fought plus

Now I find they're rebuilding.

Even though I've left, I think you might just

Find me there working.

VAMP 1:  She's done the high school thing.

BUFFY:  Thanks for noticing.

VAMPS AND DEMON:

There may be some truth to high school hell,

But we will never tell.

We want her going through the spoilers

DEMON:

Going through the spoilers

VAMP 2:  That we try to fake somehow.

DEMON:  The Oracle's not ever right *smap* – owww.

BUFFY:

Will I end up there forever?

To find my future I endeavor

HANDSOME GUY:  It's a job, you're paid

BUFFY:  Whatever.

I don't want to be…

Going through the spoilers

And finding they're all lies.

I can't even see

What is real for me,

And I don't want to be…

Surprised.

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