Disclaimer: Mousse doesn't belong to me. Damn. v_v
Author's Notes: My friend Louise and I were discussing poetry. Consequently, we ended up
discussing Mousse. Circumstantially, this came about. This piece right here is just my thoughts on
Mousse, written, literally, in 5 minutes. ^_~
Rating: PG-13 for rather sexual innuendo. Smut ahead. Thou has been warned.
And now, Chibikat presents her verra extra special. . .
~*Ode to Mousse*~
Mousse's hair is shiny and long,
Mousse, why are your clothes still on?
Mousse has very pretty hair,
Mousse has very big "down there".
Mousse was recently asked to prove it,
Mousse said, "It's the size, not how you use it!"
Mousse wears silk Chinese robes,
Mousse wants to have sucked his earlobes.
Mousse's robes can't get any whiter,
Mousse's pants are suddenly tighter.
Mousse's "girl" Shampoo can't get much denser,
Mousse wants her to (this part censored).
Mousse's eyes, though hidden, are green,
Mousse's body is sculpted and lean.
Mousse has glasses that are large and thick,
Mousse has that in common with his. . . bo stick. ^_~
Mousse is an absolutely gorgeous man,
That's why I'm his #1 fan!
. . . well, maybe #3 if you boil right down to it.
~*~
Well, wasn't that ridiculously short and pointless? Sure was. Anyhoot, reviews appreciated. XD
~Chibikat
