Shadow's Crutch Cut.
This story is about how Shadow got a cut in his crotch area. Everyone think he has you now whats now!
Shadow sped into an Eggman robot, causing it to explode into 100000000 pieces. Shadow then turned its creator and cracked his knuckles. Eggman smiled and pressed a button on his chair. The large robot he was in took a step forward. Shadow smirked, and rolled into a sonic spin. He then launched himself at the robot and hit it dead centre. Eggman fled as usual, and the robot exploded, as usual. But something different did happen this time. A pointed shard of metal found its way into Shadow's crotch area. Shadow actually didnt feel it go in and wondered why that area hurt.
A couple of hours later, Shadow was back in Station Square. He was visiting Rouge, who was in the kitchen, making coffee. Shadow looked down at the couch and noticed a shard of metal poking out his leg. He grabbed it, and ripped it out. He then looked up and didn't really pay any more attention to the cut.
Rouge walked in carrying two cups of coffee. She handed Shadow a black coffee and sat on the couch next to him. She sipped her coffee, he sipped his.
"So Shady, how did your little mission go?"She asked smirking. She looked at his manly body. She looked at his manly legs, and saw blood coming from his crotch. "Eww! That's disgusting Shadow!"
He looked at her confused. "What?"He looked at his crotch, and saw a bit of blood coming out. He stood up and held his hand over it, but the blood flow just increased. Rouge was getting really grossed out now, and ran into her bedroom. Shadow sat down again and stared at the wall.
About half hour later rouge came out carrying three things. One was a black t-shirt with a white stripe in the middle. The next item was a pair of black skinny-legged jeans. The last item was a pad (period pad people.) Shadow stared at her, looking horrified.
"What is that?" he finally said.
"The thing you're going to wear. " she countered. "You wrecked my couch and now you're going to do what I say." She pointed to the toilet and tapped her foot. Shadow sighed and walked in.
Shadow walked through main town Station Square, pouting. He was not used to wearing clothes, and felt weighed down. Things couldn't get any worse. He never should of thought of that. No matter than a few seconds later, Sonic the Hedgehog, stopped running and walked next to Shadow.
"Hey Shad ol' pal!" Sonic said waving. Shadow just groaned and walked faster. "See ya wearing some clothes there! What's up with that?"Shadow looked at him.
"Rouge made me." He mumbled. "She said it was like I had a... um... what do you call them?" He looked at Sonic. He just shrugged. Shadow stopped walking, lost in thought.
'That pad should stop the blood from being noticeable. Gee who thought the ultimate life form would get a period.'
"A period!" Shadow said aloud, his eyes snapping open.
Sonic stared, and began twitching.
"Uhh... Sonic?" Shadow asked confused.
Sonic let a smile stretch across his face. He began chuckling, and then laughing. Pretty soon he was on the ground rolling around in joy. Shadow looked confused.
"What?" He asked. "What did I say?"
Sonic looked at him. "A period is something only girls get!"He started. "It's when there menstruation cycle is nearly over, there egg cell disintegrates into a bloody liquid. Then it leaks out of there 'you know what'."
Shadow looked horrified. Sonic smiled even bigger. The ultimate life form did not know a thing about girls! Shadow turned around and continued his walk.
A:N yeah I don't actually now how to finish this. Give me some help via a review. I there good ideas I will continue.
See ya Shadlay signing of!!
