Hagrid was strolling through the forbidden forest when he came across a most curious creature, it looked like a large brown mushroom with a face and stubby legs with shoes.
When it say Hagrid it began charging at him, but Hagrid scooped it up and nestled it in the crook of his arm, he began following its tracks he came to a large green pipe.
"I wonder what this is" he thought and then he leapt down the pipe.
He emerged in a strange land and saw a chubby plumber with a red cap.
The plumber stomped on the creature Hagrid yeld, and yelled "MAMA MIA A GIANT!"
Hagrid was angry, "Hey don't kill that poor beast!"
Then Mario held out a line of coke which Hagrid snorted.
That was how Hagrid ended up on board the Death Star with Kylo Ren's light saber fighting against Count Bleck.
