Chapter One: The Motorcycle and the Road Trip

"YAAAAY! Road trip!" Tails yelled. They were in fact going to Florida for a vacation.

"You've been yelling that nonstop for 10 MINUTES! GOD SHUT UP!" Sonic yelled. Tails ran inside to his room and cried.

"ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP..." Cream said as she continued to say "ROAD TRIP".

"YOU TOO!" Sonic yelled. Cream went up to her room and cried.

"Duuuuuh... I like pears..." Big said.

"Shut up."

"Okaaay... duuuuuh... ooooh, shiny... Big LIKE shiny... hu hu hu he..."

"SHUT IT OR I'LL SHOVE THIS STEERING WHEEL UP YOUR BIG FAT LAZY STUPID-"

Knuckles walked over to Big. "SHUT UP." Big shut up.

"Why dosn't anyone ever listen to me!" Sonic complained.

"Because you're an idiot," Shadow said simply.

"Let's just go already!" Rouge shouted. "Why are we just sitting around here!"

"We're waiting."

"For WHO?"

Just them, the Chaotix group pulled up into the driveway on a motorcycle.

"Why'd you use that thing?" Sonic asked. "You only live 2 houses down."

"It's MINE, and it's cool!" Espio said. "I'm bringing it."

"What, that heap of metal? It'll never fit!" Sonic cried.

Espio gasped and hugged his motorcycle. "Don't worry, he didn't mean it!" He turned to Sonic. "Don't say things like that! You hurt his feelings!" He hugged his motorcycle and held it close while everyone else stared.

"I think it's just a stage," Vector said. He looked over at Espio talking to and hugging his motorcycle. "I hope."

They loaded everything into the van. It was packed tight. Espio came over and tried stuffing his motorcycle into the seat beside him.

"Um, that's my seat there, dude." Knuckles said.

Espio looked at Knuckles. "No, it belongs to Bob." Knuckles stared at him.

"You NAMED it too?"

"Look, Espio!" Sonic said. "There's not enough room for it in here! We'll have to put your motorcycle-Bob-thingy on the top of the van." Espio gasped and hugged his motorcycle.

"NEVER!"

"ESPIO! It's either that thing or you!"

On the road...

Espio rode on the top of the van, strapped down. In his seat was Bob the motorcycle.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Tails kept on saying.

"You tell us!" Sonic said. "You're the one driving!"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we th-"

Sonic strapped Tails to the top of the van with Espio and said in an english accent, "You are the weakest link. Goodbye." And with that he closed the window. A prison outfit had magically materialized on Espio as he said, "So, what're you in for, bub?"

Tails sighed as Espio went on about shiny objects. This was going to be a very long trip.

"How long IS it until we get there?" Knuckles asked.

"Uhh..." Sonic had no idea. He was driving now and, since he put Tails on top of the van, he had no idea which way to go or how long it would take. Sonic made a turn.

"You just went the wrong way!" Amy exclaimed.

"How do you know that?" Sonic asked.

"The sign over here that says "This way to Texas" and the sign over back the other way that said "This way to Florida". Duh." Shadow said.

"Oh."

"I don't wanna go to Texas!" Rouge whined. "People talk wierd there!"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we-"

Everyone strapped Cream to the top of the van with Espio and Tails. Except Cream hadn't done anything. No one, not even Cream, realied that Cream hadn't even been talking and Sonic was saying, "Are we there yet?" to get on everyone's nerves, but Sonic wasn't about to tell them that.

"Duuuuuuuh.. huhuhu... I like this pennyyy... it's SHINY... huhuhu..."

They then somehow managed to also strap Big on top of the van and, when no one was looking, Sonic also strapped Shadow to the top of the van.

"Are we there yet?" Charmy asked. They also strapped him to the top of the van.

A silver bullet fell from Vector's pocket. "It's just in case we meet any werewolves." He explained. This was just stupid since he didn't even have a gun, and because everyone knows there are no werewolves in the US. They all live in Europe. So, they decided it was best to strap Vector up on the top of the van with the others.

Omega suddenly started shouting out math equasions and since no one likes school, they strapped him to the top of the van too.

Knuckles put his pet trantcula on Rouge's lap. Rouge screeched so loud that her and Knuckles were both strapped to the top of the van, and Knuckle's tarantcula was thrown out the window. "NOOOOOO!" Knuckles screamed as he cried.

"Well, Sonic, it's just the two of us left", Amy said, moving closer to Sonic. Sonic strapped her to the top of the van with the others. It eventually got too heavy, so they stopped at a gas station and sold Big and Cream to some random guy on the street for 50 cents.