A/N: Oh my Kami, this was a BLAST to write! I wish this'd actually happened...maybe I'll do a fanimation later? :3

Set during the Chuunin Exams Arc, inspired by Amaterasu's Theme from Marvel vs Capcom.

I don't own Naruto...and here we go!

Naruto grinned as he faced Neji. He was out of chakra, out of time, and out of weapons. But he still had one trick up his sleeve. The blonde ran at the Hyuuga, screaming a battle cry and releasing his fist, while surreptitiously sprinkling a nondescript powder in from of the prodigy's face. The long-haired brunette inhaled it all, and Naruto smirked. And now…we wait.


One moment, Neji was standing in the arena, parrying Naruto's blow, and the next…he was floating away, high in the clouds, up into space. There, he saw a cat with a poptart for a body, running and creating a rainbow behind it. Neji did the one thing he could; he jumped on and rode that cat into the sunset!

As soon as Naruto jumped back, Neji began grinning crazily, then started to spin while shouting about destiny, pop-tarts, and rainbows.

"I see PREEETYY COOOLOOOORSSS!"

He grinned dopily as he spun, then, without pause, he started running around the arena, high as a kite. Then, he began to skip, skipping like there was no tomorrow.

"Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance! Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!"

Then, the unexpected; a rainbow appeared behind the Byakugan-weilding prodigy as he skipped into the air, floating off the ground, and off into the sky. A huge rainbow stretched over Konoha's sky, painting it with all the pretty colors.

Needless to say, Hyuuga Hiashi was mortified.