This has got to be my most whacked out idea ever. Anyways it's just a whacked out Beauty and the Beast version of Naruto. Shounen-ai, SasuxNaru, AU, Mostly one-side KakashixIruka.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except this crazy plot.

Thoughts

"Dialogue"

Long, long ago, there was a large white castle, controlled by the great Uchihas, outside the small village of Konoha. Eighteen years ago, their lived two brothers, the eldest, Uchiha Itachi, of twenty-seven years, controlled the entire castle. The younger sibling, Uchiha Sasuke, was the most sought after boy in the village, at the handsome age of nineteen, but had no real say in things around the castle. One night, in the midst of a heavy storm, that would change.

An old women, dressed in a black cloak advanced upon the castle. She loudly knocked on the door hoping for shelter from the storm. The youngest Uchiha opened the door in an angry huff. He had been asleep and was awoken rudely by the banging, while his brother just had to be a heavy sleeper. His face was so handsome, that it would have been considered a sin to even scratch it. His raven black hair, contrasted rather greatly with his silvery skin, and his eyes were a thick deep scarlet. He exclaimed at the old women, "What do you want?"

Even at the sudden outburst, the old women remained calm as she responded, "I simply require shelter from the storm, good sir, however all I have to offer is this," she trailed off as she pulled out a rose with petals as black as Sasuke's hair.

Sasuke glared at her before saying, "I have no use for roses, now leave, before I have you removed from my land!"

The old women shook her head saying, "One who calls this his land while it belongs to the eldest…truly selfish is he."

"I don't need to be lectured by an old crone like you, and why should I give you shelter when all you have to offer is that idiotic rose?" He asked angered at her description of him.

The old women sighed as she threw back her cloak and in a flash of light, where once stood the old women, now stood a beautiful sorceress. Sasuke quickly got to his knees and began apologizing as fast as his mouth would allow. He then said, "I would gladly allow you into my humble castle!"

"You believe yourself superior to all because of your name and almost unsurpassed beauty…truly you are hopelessly self-centered," she stated before she began chanting something under her breath while making strange signs with her hands.

Sasuke's body soon began to glow and thoughts began to run through his mind. Why should Itachi rule the castle? I'm just as good as he is, if not better! No, I am better! I'm better than everyone! He quickly dashed down the halls in a new, and rather animalistic form! He soon found Itachi's door and slamming it open let out a roar, purposefully waking Itachi!

Itachi awoke with a fright, just in time to see a tall being above him, it's face cloaked in shadow. He soon saw a long arm with thick claws at the ends of its fingers ready to strike and…that was the last thing he saw. (A/N: Hey, I'm not going to describe anything involving gore. I can't stand the stuff.)

The sorceress appeared behind Sasuke saying, "Well…it seems you are now ruler of this castle, but this curse shall not be lifted for quite some time…and only, only, if you find someone who would love you, for you, and not your name, or your wealth.

Eighteen years later…

In the small village of Konoha, there lived many people, the most different being the young boy named Uzumaki Naruto. He was the only child to live through the retaliation the sorceress eighteen years ago, after she was attacked and screamed at to get out. Many died that day…and only one did not remember that day, the boy who, to save her magic, she bestowed her powers upon. He lived in the schoolhouse on the edge of town with his adoptive father, Umino Iruka. Naruto's was the most beautiful face in the village. Large ocean blue eyes, thick spiky golden-yellow hair, rather odd-looking but still exotic whisker marks on his cheeks. Naruto's face was the most odd thing about him, other than the strange magic he exhibited at times; it seemed to be more feminine than a male's face should be. "Naruto, wake up! It's time for breakfast," called Naruto's adoptive father.

Naruto sat up in his bed in a rather groggy manner. His light blue eyes fluttered open lazily. He had that same dream again: the dream where the legendary prince was turned into the monster of the same story. Others believed that the prince was merely held hostage by the monster but Naruto just knew that the prince was the monster.

"Well, no time to worry about that," he muttered to himself as he got out of his bed. He quickly pulled on his trademark outfit of a silvery shirt, bright orange vest, and baggy orange pants.

Iruka smiled at his adoptive son as he came downstairs with his all too cheerful grin plastered on his face. Naruto quickly grabbed a seat and began to wolf down his pancakes hungrily. Iruka smiled saying, "Hey, Naruto, glad to see your finally awake. It's already if that crackpot inventor Kakashi's clock is right," he pointed his thumb to the box shaped clock which had three hands, unlike other clocks which only had two, the third hand being for seconds.

"That's not a nice thing to call Mr. Hatake, you know…after all he has admitted he likes you, quite a number of times," stated Naruto matter-of-factly.

"It's only been seventy nine times," muttered Iruka before a familiar wailing from Kakashi's megaphone, yelled something all too familiar to Iruka's ears. "Make that eighty," muttered once more.

"If you don't like it, then why don't you get a restraining order?" Asked Naruto questionably.

"Unfortunately I can't get a restraining order to keep me safe from crazy, perverted stalkers," he replied, remembering a little escapade from when they were teens.

Naruto nodded grimly. He had to admit, he wasn't all too sorry about that, he liked Kakashi's inventions, primarily the pocket-able smoke bombs, which helped Naruto get away from practically every love-struck person in town, most of them guys. Naruto cursed himself for having such good looks sometimes.

"Well, Naruto, shouldn't you be going? The village is going to get restless without your prank of the morning, don't you think?" Iruka questioned Naruto.

"Already set it up last night…I covered the eye holes for Kakashi's binoculars with gunpowder and set up the usual smoke bomb in the baker's stove…you know, the usual," Naruto said with a shrug, and sure enough, the rather rehearsed panic from the nearby baker could be heard already, as well as Kakashi's laughing at his black eyes. "I swear, Kakashi's funny bone must be broken, if he finds that funny every time." Naruto finally remembered something and quickly hurried into his room before rushing out the kitchen window towards town. He needed to return the book he'd borrowed from the library.

Naruto finally got there and smiled at the librarian, who smiled back saying, "Another early return, eh, Naruto?"

"Yep, you know me…way too fast a reader," Naruto said with his grin widening across his face. He then let out a bit of a yawn before smiling again.

"That dream again?" Asked the librarian, with his old brown skin wrinkling with concern for one of his favorite library visitors.

"Yeah…if only I knew where that weird castle was…then I could prove that the Uchiha prince isn't just being held captive.

The old librarian looked at Naruto and then from side to side before saying, "I know where he is Naruto…just promise me you won't tell anybody else where your going."

"You got it!" Once he got the directions, he quickly ran off through town to his home, to get some supplies. It would be a good walk before he made it to the castle. Practically every women and gay man, tried to get him to pay attention to them.

Once he got home, Naruto smiled at Iruka saying, "Bye, Dad! I'm off to prove myself right by finding the monster prince!" Iruka's eyes widened in shock as he fell flat on the floor and fainted from it.

Sorry, if that's a little short…but right now I've just run out of story for now.