Once apon a time I was in Philadelphia were I life and out for a walk I was just stroling and minding my bisiness when I saw taht an guy was j-walking across the street and I yelled "stop jwalking u could geht hit by upcoming traffic use the ped x-ing!" but then he just ingored me and continued j-walking and I was sad cos I hat being ignored but then I forget all about it.

But then the next day the FBI knocked on my door and my parents said "Mel its for you!" and so I was like "ok" and I saw that it was 2 guys form the FBI. One of them looked like Wil Smith and the other one had the body of a human but thte head of a laborador and I was like "how can I help you guys oh and that brownie I at at the party last week I had no idea it was spicked with anything please dont a rest me." And Will Smith was like "NO Mel this is about the crime you witnessed on the yester" and I was like "oh yeah" and the labradore was like "bark bark" and will smith was like "anyway you will have to be sent somewere else under the witness protection programs" amd I was like "WHERE" and Will Smith detective man said "Australia"

So I went to the airport and I said good-bye to my mom and dad and my mom and dad said "bi Mel" (geddit cos I'm bi I had a crush on my fiend Crow whom is a girl she will be showing up in the stroy LATERS) and I booked a ticket for Pulse airport witch is in New South Whales were I will begin my new life.

So I boreded the plane and a stag-gering girl underhanded me nuts whilst I chugged on low carb pepsi and the flight was broing and I thought about taxes for some reason and then I watched all 8 hours of satantango and then I was we were in Japan for a pit stop or something I guess. Then some Japanese ppl boreded the plane and one of them sit next 2 me and he was really cute he had red hair and he we're a business suite and swimming googles and I was all lik "hai watashi wa mel sama who are you desu ne" and he said "hi hello I am Rin I and my sister are moving form japan to Australia and I was like OMG me too!." 'amd he was like "nice may be we can be friends" and I hoped we could be friends or maybe something more than friends maybe? Rin is really cute lol