A/N: This is just a result of being unbelievably bored. . . It's just a bunch of gossip that probably doesn't make sense.  But hey, maybe you're just as bored as I am, so why not read it? LOL!

Chapter One:

Parvati Patil flicked her long black hair over her shoulders and continued to saunter down the corridor.  Her best friend, Lavender Brown, walked next to her, holding a compact mirror up to her face. 

            "Par, do you think my chin is darker than the rest of my face?" she asked worriedly.  Parvati glanced at Lavender.      

            "Of course not," she lied.  In truth, Lavender's chin was exceptionally dark compared to the rest of her creamy peach skin. 

            "Oh my God, it's Seamus!" Lavender hissed, closing her compact mirror and stuffing it into her purse. 

            "He's looking this way," Parvati whispered excitedly.  Lavender pretended to examine a stain on her blouse, and subtly unbuttoned the top few buttons.  Parvati looked at her and rolled her eyes. 

            "What?" Lavender snapped defensively.  She pulled her brown hair out of its bun, and shook her curls loose.  She was very proud of her hair, and often used it to seduce boys.  Parvati nudged her shoulder.  Lavender looked up to see Seamus Finnigan grinning in front of her.

            "Hello, Lavender," Seamus smiled.  Lavender twirled a strand of hair around her finger.

            "Hey Seamus," she said slyly.  Seamus opened his mouth to say something, but suddenly Dean Thomas came up and clapped him on the shoulder.

            "What's up, mate?" Seamus asked.  Lavender glared at Dean in annoyance.

            "Come to the common room.  We're having a wizard chess tournament!" Dean exclaimed.  Seamus's eyes lit up in excitement.

            "Wicked!  See you around, Lavender, Parvati!" he said, before following Dean to the Gryffindor common room.

            "God, Seamus follows Dean everywhere!" Lavender cried in disgust.

            "Maybe they're gay," Parvati said nonchalantly.  Lavender glared at her.

            "Seamus is not gay!" she shrieked. 

            "I don't know about that!" Pansy Parkinson remarked, suddenly coming up behind the two girls.  Lavender whirled around to face her angrily.

            "You snogged him last year!" she yelled.  Pansy's face scrunched up in disgust.

            "Only to get back at Draco for cheating on me," she said airily. 

            "Go snog Harry, then.  Now that'll get Draco mad!" Parvati giggled.  Pansy scrunched up her face again.

            "Harry?  He's so ugly!" she exclaimed.  Parvati stopped dead in her tracks and spun around.

            "Harry is not ugly!" she cried defensively. 

            "You're not still onto him, are you?" Pansy smirked.

            "No!" Parvati shouted, "But still. . .he's not ugly." 

            "I think he's quite fit," Lavender murmured.

            "Exactly!" Parvati nodded frantically.  She suddenly stared at Lavender.  "You don't like him do you?"

            "No!" Lavender laughed, "Don't worry."  Parvati blushed as her two friends snickered.  Pansy suddenly shrieked and pulled the other two girls with her into an empty classroom.

            "What was that all about?" Parvati asked irritably. 

            "Draco was coming.  You know how he doesn't like me hanging out with Gryffindor girls!" Pansy replied. 

            "You know," Parvati said coolly, "If precious Draco doesn't want you hanging around us, then maybe you shouldn't!"

            "Don't be silly, Par!  I love you girls!" Pansy cooed, slipping her arm through Parvati's.  "I just don't want to make Draco angry."

            "Draco is such a prick!" Lavender sniffed. 

            "He can be rather lovely at times!" Pansy said defensively.  The girls walked out of the classroom and headed towards the Gryffindor common room. 

            "Sure," Parvati laughed sarcastically, "He's the most conceited bastard I've ever known in my life!"

            "That's a bit rich, Parvati, coming from you!" Pansy said coldly. 

            "What is that supposed to mean?" Parvati demanded. 

            "Well, you're not exactly modest, are you?" Pansy smirked, "And you do fancy Harry!"  Parvati glared at her.

            "Are you saying Harry is stuck-up?" she challenged.

            "Only. . .a lot!" Pansy laughed.

            "I've got to agree with Pansy on this one.  Harry is a bit thick," Lavender agreed.

            "He is not thick and he's not conceited!  He never takes credit for anything!" Parvati shouted.

            "Oh come off it, Par!  He's always screaming for attention, and he positively loves being the hero!  And he loves how everyone does a big song and dance about darling Harry Potter!" Pansy said.  Parvati crossed her arms and sulked for the rest of the walk towards the common room. 

            "Well, I suppose you're going back to the Slytherin common room?" Lavender asked Pansy, once they had reached the Fat Lady portrait.

            "Yes, I must meet Draco," Pansy replied with a sly grin.

            "Pansy!  Why are you grinning like that?" Lavender shrieked.  Pansy laughed and looked around to make sure no one was listening.

            "I slept with Draco last night!" she giggled softly.  Parvati and Lavender's jaws dropped open.

            "Get out!" they screeched together.

            "No!  It was amazing," Pansy said dreamily. 

            "I can imagine!  Draco is so hot!" Lavender murmured, while Parvati nodded frantically. 

            "But hang on," Parvati frowned, "I thought Draco was seeing Millicent." 

            "He is," Pansy said stonily, "But he promised that he would break up with her today!"  Parvati and Lavender exchanged glances.

            "Er, I saw them kissing during Herbology just an hour ago," Lavender said slowly.  Pansy's chin trembled.

            "Well. . .he doesn't like hurting girls," she said lamely.

            "Yeah right," Parvati snickered.  Pansy looked at her angrily.

            "Well, I heard Harry fancies Lavender!" she said pointedly.  Parvati stared at Lavender in shock.

            "What?" she cried.

            "That's not true!  Harry fancies Cho!" Lavender exclaimed.

            "Well, yes he does, but he always fancies you!" Pansy told Lavender.

            "Since when?" Lavender asked dazedly.  She had to admit that Harry had a very nice body from Quidditch. 

            "Why do you care?" Parvati shrieked.

            "Well, what am I to do if he fancies me?" Lavender snapped.

            "You're supposed to be my best friend!" Parvati sobbed.

            "Well how about you and Seamus?  Don't think I didn't hear that you snogged him last Saturday at Hogsmeade!" Lavender shouted. 

            "That. . .that was a mistake," Parvati said, her voice quivering.  Pansy smiled in satisfaction.

            "Well, I must go see Draco!" she announced, before sweeping away.  Lavender faced Parvati angrily.

            "You're lucky I didn't tell Pansy about what you did with Draco!" she hissed.

            "Lavender, please, you swore!  Pansy would hate me forever if she knew!" Parvati cried.

            "I know that.  You've been acting like an awful slut lately, Parvati!" Lavender said sternly.

            "No I haven't!" Parvati argued.

            "Yes you have!  Don't think I haven't noticed you hitching your skirt up every time Harry passes so he can catch a glimpse of your knickers!" Lavender remarked.

            "Well, I heard that he likes looking at knickers," Parvati said solemnly.

            "Yeah, Hermione's knickers," Lavender snickered.  Parvati's head snapped up.

            "What do you mean?" she demanded.

            "Haven't you heard?  Harry and Hermione fool around all the time!" Lavender replied.

            "But I thought Hermione likes Ron!" Parvati said.

            "That's been going around as well," Lavender frowned, "But here's what I think.  Well, everyone knows Ron fancies Hermione.  And I think Hermione secretly fancies Harry.  But she can't let Ron know, so she pretends to fancy Ron and leads him on."

            "Really?" Parvati said, her eyes growing wide.

            "And that's not all!  I think Harry tells Hermione that he fancies her, but really he just wants to get into her knickers!" Lavender whispered.

            "But, surely Harry isn't like that!  Hermione is his best friend!  And Harry's a virgin!" Parvati protested.  Lavender raised her eyebrows and smirked.

            "After dating Cho Chang?  Come on Parvati, don't be daft!  Anyway, you just watch and see.  I know I'm right!" she declared.

            "I have seen Hermione touch Harry an awful lot lately," Parvati said thoughtfully.

            "I told you," Lavender said triumphantly. 

            "Well, maybe he doesn't really fancy you!  Maybe he just wants to get into your knickers as well!" Parvati said hopefully.

            "Maybe," Lavender nodded.  'And maybe I'll let him', she thought to herself.

            "Well, we should go inside," Parvati said, telling the Fat Lady the password.  The girls slumped into one of the sofas and observed what everyone around them was doing.  Lavender watched Dean whisper something in Ginny's ear.

            "Guess what I heard about Dean and Ginny," she said quietly.

            "I know they're dating!" Parvati said irritably.  Lavender raised her eyebrows.

            "There's more to that story than you think there is. . . "

A/N: Sorry, I know this was really stupid.  But hey, it helps when I'm having a writers block on other stories.  So. . .review anyway!  Next chapter. . .if I'm ever bored enough to continue this. . .will be more juicy gossip!