I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario Part 3

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Imagine a neighborhood.

Mario is driving a car, he then hears police sirens and is pulled over by a police officer. Mario rows down his window and waits for the police officer to come to his window.

"What seems to be the problem officer?" Mario asked the officer.

"You were going 15 miles over the speed limit!" shouted the police officer.

"Oh…..I'm sorry officer." Said a sympathetic Mario.

The police officer refused to calm down. "I'm booking you and you're getting a fine! What's your full name?"

"Mario Mario." Mario answered

The police officer was really annoyed down "Sir….."he growled. "Don't fool around with me, you are talking to someone from the police."

"No really. Mario Mario!" cried Mario a little nervous.

"Right! That's it!" The police officer yelled. He thentakes out his club and beats Mario silly.

"Ow! Ow! Ooouch!" Mario cried in pain.

Imagine a Supermarket. Mario and Luigi are going into a store to buy some groceries. When they do, they are greeted a surprise by some staff and the store manager.

The manager walks up to Mario. "Congratulations! You're our one million customer! We would like to award you this cheque for one million gold coins!"

"Wow!" Mario cheered

"We just need to write your name on the check. What's your full name?" asked the manager.

Luigi gulped. "Uh...put it under Luigi Mario." He suggested.

The manager turned to Luigi. "Sorry sir, but you're the one million and one customer. The cheque goes to this guy here!" He then turnedback to Mario. "Now what's your full name?"

"Mario Mario." He answered

"Very funny sir." The manager replied a little annoyed. "Really what's your name?"

"Mario Mario!" Mario shouted.

The manager was really angry now. "Right! If you're just gonna fool around with me! Then no cheque! The manager ripped it up and walked away angrily. "Everybody get back to work!"

The Mario Brothers just stand there looking shocked.

"Luigi, I think I'll hang myself this afternoon." Said Mario in a depressed voive.

"Count me in too, bro." Luigi replied also depressed.

END FOR NOW