Shut Up and Drive

by The Da Vinci Complex

Hello everyone! It's been a long time since I've posted anything, but I'm back! And with a song parody to boot. So sit back and enjoy this piece of musical… something… written by the voices in my head! Without any further ado, here's Immortan Joe with the Disclaimer.

Immortan Joe: Mad Max and all affiliated works are owned by George Miller and Byron Kennedy. Shut Up and Dance is owned by Walk The Moon. This work of fiction is a parody and is intended for comedic purposes only. That being said… do not, my friends, become addicted to fan fiction. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

…Thank you Joe, for that… inspiring disclaimer. Um, lets just get on with the story before he sends his War Boys after me.

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(Musical Intro)

Furiosa:

Oh, don't you dare look back!

Cause' we are escaping!

We are not turning back.

I said shut up and drive with me!

Max:

This woman is full of fury.

Furiosa:

I said foo-oo-ool! Shut up and drive with me!

(Music)

Max:

We were both prisoners of Joe.

The maniacal, tyrannical overlord!

Helpless to the rage of Fury Road.

Both:

Oh, we were bound to get together!

Bound to get together!

Max:

She has no arm, I don't know how she lost it.

She took the Wives and she fled!

Furiosa:

Oh, don't you dare look back!

Cause' we are escaping!

We are not turning back.

I said shut up and drive with me!

Max:

This woman is full of fury.

Furiosa:

I said foo-oo-ool! Shut up and drive with me!

(Music)

Max:

A metal arm and some beat up friends.

I knew that we would work together in the end!

At least until the journeys end.

Both:

But for now we'll work together!

For now we'll work together!

Max:

She has no arm, I don't know how she lost it.

We took the Wives and we fled!

Furiosa:

Oh, don't you dare look back!

Cause' we are still running!

We are not turning back.

I said shut up and drive with me!

Max:

This woman is full of fury.

Furiosa:

I said foo-oo-ool! Shut up and drive with me!

(Music)

Max:

Imperator!

(Music)

Max:

We drove so far, just to find salvation!

Furiosa:

I realized, this was our last chance!

To defeat Joe, we'd have to work together.

We took the Wives and we fled!

(Music)

Furiosa:

Oh, don't you dare look back.

There is no more running!

It is time to turn back.

I said shut up and drive with me.

Max:

This woman is full of fury.

Furiosa:

I said foo-oo-ool… Shut up and drive!

Both

Oh, don't you dare look back!

Cause' we are not running!

It is time to attack.

I said shut up and drive with me!

Max:

This woman is full of fury.

Furiosa:

I said foo-oo-ool! Shut up and drive with me!

(Music)

Both:

Foo-oo-ool! Shut up and drive with me!

(Music)

Both:

Foo-oo-ool! Shut up and drive with me!

(Musical Conclusion)

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So… what did you all think? I personally, am very proud of this little parody. I had originally came up with the lyrics for this while listening to Shut Up and Dance multiple times, and after having watched Fury Road for the 5th time, I just knew I had to write this. So tell me what you thought of this and whether you liked it or not. Constructive criticism is welcome, but nothing mean spirited please. This is The Da Vinci Complex signing out.