I do not own any of the characters of Naruto, or any rights to Green Day songs. Sadly. This is meant to be sung by Orochimaru. Don't Want To Be A Konoha Ninja

Don't wanna be a Konoha ninja,

Don't want a village under the Hokage,

Can you hear the sound of hysteria?

They don't to see my new jutsu.

Welcome to a new kind of village,

All across we kill and we pillage,

Where all the jutsus are meant to be mine!

All I dream about is Uchiha,

I can feel him coming ever nearer,

Sharingan's gonna be mine, yeah!

Maybe I'm the faggot Konoha,

I'm not a part of a good-guy agenda.

Now everybody do the evil jutsu,

And fail again to kill Naruto.

Welcome to a new kind of village,

All across we kill and we pillage,

Where all the jutsus are meant to be mine!

All I dream about is Uchiha,

I can feel him coming ever nearer,

Sharingan's gonna be mine, yeah!

Don't wanna be a Konoha ninja,

One village controlled by Hokage,

His jutsu made my arms go grey, yeah!

So my snakes will crush idiot Konoha.

Welcome to a new kind of village,

All across we kill and we pillage,

Where all the jutsus are meant to be mine!

All I dream about is Uchiha,

I can feel him coming ever nearer,

Sharingan's gonna be mine, yeah!

Ok, ok, so it isn't very good. I just started making it up when I was listening to Green Day. Constructive criticism please.