A/N: This is in response to a review from SGAussie, who started this entire plot bunny rampage. I hope it's only going to be about 5-7 chapters, seeing as how I have two other full length SG1 and SGA fics in the works. The plot bunnies attacked me this morning, which resulted in very little sleep, I hope I did this justice. Being as that I am an insomniac, if something doesn't make sense, please just let me know in a review and I'll try to fix or explain. Thanks!!! VMD-J

"Who can tell me the name of the Goa'uld responsible for seeding the rest of the galaxy, and thereby causing a group of Jaffa to turn against the Goa'uld and rename themselves, in order to fight against them?" History in Dr. Jackson's class in the school for children of the off world teams at the SGC was never boring.

Ella O'Neill raised a hand, surprising the other ten children.

"It was Ra. He came to Earth thousands of years ago and took almost the entire population of the planet back as slaves. The Tok'ra are the ones that formed up in opposition. My dad blew up Ra. With a nuke. It was cool." She smiled widely.

"Were you there?" Daniel asked.

"When he blew up Ra with a nuke?"

"Yeah."

"No."

"So, how do you know it was cool?"

"Put my dad together with something he loves, nukes, and something or someone he hates, snakeheads, and boom. Instant cool factor. Plus, my dad's Jack Friggin' O'Neill. He's awesome. And a part of SG1 until he started a desk job in Washington, so I guess you could say I'm like SG- team royalty. What with me being the kid of two of the most original members of the very first team." Ella gloated in her social standing as Daniel began writing down several symbols from the dialing computer. "Everyone, we're going to have a pop quiz. Put away the books, put away all notes, and turn your attention to the board. If everyone can tell me the planets that I just dialed up, we'll have free period for the next hour and a half instead of the standardized test that you should take. Before this goes any further, there are the ten gate addresses. Each answer counts for ten points. Everyone must make one hundred points. That means you need to get all ten right. One mistake, and everyone fails, and you all take the test. Any questions? No? Okay then, someone give me a dialing code and the planet name." Jackson smiled.

A hand shot up in the back of the classroom, Daniel pointed at its' owner. "Morgan?"

"Abydos, P8X-873, for the third line, Dr. Jackson."

"Very good. Anyone else? Specifically someone of the Jackson-MalDoran last name who just happens to be passing notes. Peanut."

His daughter's head snapped up guiltily, in the process of slipping a note to CJ. "What was the question again?"

"Rejoin the class discussion please, or you'll be taking the test."

"Argos, P3X8596, Cimmeria, P3X974, and Earth, P2X3YZ. I know the gate address for the Alpha and Beta sites, can I give you those for extra credit?"

"Are they up there?"

"No."

"There's your answer. Someone else? Remember, if any of you fail the answers you all take the test. Only answer if you know the symbols. Don't try for an educated guess. If you want one of those, I suggest you go to one of the finer public schools off base, then ask about the pyramids."

"Edora, P5C768. Kheb, P9C292. Oannes, P3X866. Hanka, P8X987. Juna, P3X729. And Tarlac, P5C353." CJ called out. At everyone else's look of awe, he shrugged modestly.

"How do you know this, CJ? Peanut doesn't even know all the symbols up here."

"My mom wanted to make sure that I never got lost off world. She wants to make sure me and El know where we are at all times, so we had to memorize every single off world gate address, even some for the Pegasus Galaxy. Just in case we ever get stranded there, but how we get there would be a mystery."

"So, free period?" Peanut asked in the following silence.

"Who's up for Guess the Ancient Word?" Daniel asked, looking around the room.

"Can you tell us more about going off world instead? Everytime we ask a question, we have to preface it with a word in Ancient, along with the translation?" Nine year old Carmen Garcia, daughter of Diego Garcia from SG-7 asked hopefully.

"Any objections to this idea?" Daniel asked. No one objected. Every one of the eleven children enrolled in his class enjoyed hearing about SG-1's many adventures.

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"Remember, Field trip parental consent slips must be handed in to me tomorrow, before we leave the classroom to head to the gate. If you forget your slip, you can forget going. Those that forget, stay with the scientists while the rest of us spend three days on Hak'tyl with Jaffa allies. Side note, respect their culture, their traditions, and their belief systems. Act with the decorum of an elite SG team, you represent this planet's offspring. Ish'ta is looking forward to meeting all of you, I don't want her disappointed. Yes, everything you learn, see, hear, or taste will be on a test in the near future. I suggest you all make a journal of each day's events, which, incidentally will be turned in to me once we arrive back at the SGC. Those of you that know for sure you are going, please raise a hand and leave it up so I can get an accurate head count." Quickly counting, Daniel nodded once for them to put their hands down. "Among those of you that raised your hand, how many have their permission slips signed and with them already?"

Another round of hands.

"Alright, bring them up and I'll file them as needed. Other than that, read chapters five through seven, emphasis on the Test Your Knowledge sections for each one, there will be a test covering those chapters on Monday, repeat, there will be a test on Monday covering chapters five through seven. Have a great rest of the day, come prepared for three days off world tomorrow morning, with your permission slips signed by your parent of choice." Daniel called out over the sound of the classroom emptying. Peanut paused at his side, eyes alight with excitement.

"Daddy, can I spend the night at Uncle Teal'c's place so that we can ask him questions about Hak'tyl? I wanna' get everything right before I go, and he asked if we wanted to, and he asked Ella and CJ, and their mom and dad said yes already, so can I go too?" she asked quickly.

"I don't see why not. If Teal's okay with the idea, your mom and I can spare you the night. Seeing as how we're going to be spending the next three nights in a tent off world with a bunch of kids and another two adult chaperones from SG-9 and 13. Just promise me that you, CJ, and Ella won't stay up late talking, again. When Teal'c says to go to sleep, not a word more, understood?" He asked mock sternly. The two nodded quickly and raced off, backpacks thumping against them.

"They're going to have so much fun off world." Vala smiled, coming in to embrace her husband.

"Yeah, just think. A whole new planet out there for them to explore. They're going to love it." Daniel replied, squeezing her gently.

"She knows the gate address for the alpha and beta sites, right?" Val asked then, worry mounting.

"She does. I'm not worried about her, if she's got CJ with her, odds are in her favor." He squeezed his partner gently, grinning widely as she used a foot to close the door.

"Flexible much?"

"I want to show you just how flexible I am, Darling." She teased back.

TBC…….