Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the hosts

*Niji does not own Ouran*

A/N – if you made something like this before I did then sorry, I came up with this randomly :P

Tamaki

When he tries his act on you say something like this:

-Tamaki: well what do we have here . . .?

*grabs me around the waist and tilts chin*

Tamaki: so young but so immensely beautiful . . .

Me: are you a pervert?

Tamaki: huh? What! No!

Me: then stop touching me! *watches Tamaki sulk*

Accidentally on purpose drop his stuffed bear into an incinerator

- Let's just say he has his own mushroom plantation going on

Tell him that Ramen kills brain cells

- He never looks at Ramen the same again

When he gets freaked out say 'whoops too late'

- I didn't have time to see his reaction, he had run to 'mommy'

Lock him in a room with 'Ranka' when he is pissed off . . . and conveniently holding a bazooka

- Thankfully Ranka missed. . .his head

Confiscate everything he has to do with Haruhi (Including his secret shrine to her)

- Hehehe he didn't suspect a thing. . .from me at least

Show Haruhi the evidence

- Meh lets not go there

Follow him everywhere singing 'lonely' by Akon in a squeaky chipmunk voice

- Out of order

Tell him that it's not his fault

- Me: It's not your fault!

Tamki: what?

Me: It's not your fault

Tamaki: you're scaring me

Me: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

Tamaki: Mommy. . .

Me: IT NEVER WAS YOUR FAULT

Tamaki: what? What's not my fault?

*goes on forever*

9. Make him dress up as Benio

- He looks better in a lobelia girl's academy outfit than I thought. . .

10. Show Benio

- She's quite kick-ass for a . . . wait no stereotypes allowed

11. After Benio finishes beating him up, tell him he makes a great Benio

- The Tamaki glare of doom isn't that doom-y

12. Give him a sex ed lesson

- Make a teacher do it, they (at least) will be more professional

13. Videotape his reaction, and then put it on YouTube

- wow three million hits already

14. Call him a mommy's boy

- Kyoya wasn't impressed

15. Ask him if he speaks idiot

- me: what theres nothing to be ashamed of Tamaki!

Tamaki: whatever, JUST GIVE ME BACK MY SHRINE

That's all I could think of for now, who do you think I should do next?