Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the hosts
*Niji does not own Ouran*
A/N – if you made something like this before I did then sorry, I came up with this randomly :P
Tamaki
When he tries his act on you say something like this:
-Tamaki: well what do we have here . . .?
*grabs me around the waist and tilts chin*
Tamaki: so young but so immensely beautiful . . .
Me: are you a pervert?
Tamaki: huh? What! No!
Me: then stop touching me! *watches Tamaki sulk*
Accidentally on purpose drop his stuffed bear into an incinerator
- Let's just say he has his own mushroom plantation going on
Tell him that Ramen kills brain cells
- He never looks at Ramen the same again
When he gets freaked out say 'whoops too late'
- I didn't have time to see his reaction, he had run to 'mommy'
Lock him in a room with 'Ranka' when he is pissed off . . . and conveniently holding a bazooka
- Thankfully Ranka missed. . .his head
Confiscate everything he has to do with Haruhi (Including his secret shrine to her)
- Hehehe he didn't suspect a thing. . .from me at least
Show Haruhi the evidence
- Meh lets not go there
Follow him everywhere singing 'lonely' by Akon in a squeaky chipmunk voice
- Out of order
Tell him that it's not his fault
- Me: It's not your fault!
Tamki: what?
Me: It's not your fault
Tamaki: you're scaring me
Me: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
Tamaki: Mommy. . .
Me: IT NEVER WAS YOUR FAULT
Tamaki: what? What's not my fault?
*goes on forever*
9. Make him dress up as Benio
- He looks better in a lobelia girl's academy outfit than I thought. . .
10. Show Benio
- She's quite kick-ass for a . . . wait no stereotypes allowed
11. After Benio finishes beating him up, tell him he makes a great Benio
- The Tamaki glare of doom isn't that doom-y
12. Give him a sex ed lesson
- Make a teacher do it, they (at least) will be more professional
13. Videotape his reaction, and then put it on YouTube
- wow three million hits already
14. Call him a mommy's boy
- Kyoya wasn't impressed
15. Ask him if he speaks idiot
- me: what theres nothing to be ashamed of Tamaki!
Tamaki: whatever, JUST GIVE ME BACK MY SHRINE
That's all I could think of for now, who do you think I should do next?
