First of all, I would like to Thank my friend xXTomokoXx for giving me the idea, and also editing this... and correcting the spelling and grammar errors... and for inspiring the Bill Clinton thing...

Disclaimer: I do not own Gakuen Alice/ Alice Academy. I also do not own LEROUX (pronounced La-ROO) he belongs to xXTomokoXx. But I do own Lolli! YAY ME!


Once upon a time, there was a man named Bill Clinton. But that's another story, you see – I'm here to tell you a story about how Tsubasa Andou fell in love. It was an ordinary day at the glorious Alice Academy and Tsubasa was sitting in the back of the classroom; trying to ignore Misaki Harada's constant nagging. Silently (and boredly) he waited for Mr. Noda to arrive and begin the morning History class. But when Mr. Noda arrived, he wasn't alone. No, he had a beautiful young girl with him with curly blue hair and a sweet, but shy smile. Her indigo eyes twinkled like stars from the heavens. "Good morning class," said Noda, "Today, I'd like to introduce you to a new student who just arrived here today from Hawaii. Her name is Lolli."

The blue haired girl smiled, "Hi everybody!"

"Hello Lolli," replied the entire class in an extremely monotonous manner, except for Tsubasa who just sat there staring at Lolli. Mr. Noda looked down at the girl, "Alright Lolli, why don't you go and sit down next to Tsubasa, he's the boy with the hat at the back."

Lolli nodded and sat down next to Tsubasa, "Aloha cousin!"

Misaki poked her head between the two blue-haired teens, "Why don't you go speak your stupid Hawaiian language somewhere else you Prima Donna, this is Japan! And here, we don't speak stupid languages!!!"

Tsubasa frowned at Misaki, "Why don't you go and stupidly nag some other stupid person about stupid things?"

"Fine then! Maybe I will!" and so Misaki marched off and sat down next to a boy with blonde hair and blue eyes. "That stupid Tsubasa," she mumbled. "What was zat you said, ma cherie?" said the blonde. "What?" asked Misaki. "I asked you what you said"

"Nothing… say, who are you anyway?"

"Leroux"

"That's not saying very much for me…"

"My name is Leroux, I come from La Rochelle in France."

"How come I've never met you before?"

"I prefer to lie quiet, you know? I don't really speak much. I juzt sleep in zeh back of zeh class. So tell me, ma cherie, what was it zat you were mumbling about earlier?"

"That stupid new girl thinks she can just come in and claim Tsubasa!"

"I 'eard her," said Leroux as he held up two fingers, "She said deux words to him."

"doo?"

"Oui, deux. It is meaning two."

"Yeah, whatever…"

"Well, actually, I zink she is quite pretty, no?"

"No."

"You certainly don't like her very much, do you ma cherie?"

"What was your first clue?"

"Look, ma cherie, is their a reason why you don't like her talking to Zubasa?"

"No!!!"

"Zen why are you so upset zat she is speaking to him?"

"….. Because!!!"

"Listen, I zink it iz obvious zat you like Zubasa? No? And so, I also like zeh Lowli girl, so why not strike a deal?"


-END OF CHAPTER-