A/N: Yeah, I was bored, so I don't even know what's going through my mind right now. I don't even think this makes sense...
He would never be the H/E/R/O
The one who gets the glory, the girl
He would just be the sidekick
Like the golden boy's problems were so g*r*e*a*t
{imperial gold}
He was too P#E#R#F#E#C#T
And he would just be the repair boy
He made a freakin' GIANT WAR SHIP
Oh look! Jason got hit with a brick!
{Isn't he so cool?}
But he was F|A|K|E
F|A|K|E girlfriend
F|A|K|E memories
F|A|K|E friends
F|A|K|E life
{fool's gold}
Because really,
No one actually likes you
At least I don't
But what do I matter
I'm just Leo Valdez
Repair boy, s?i?d?e?k?i?c?k extraordinaire
But don't you worry your perfectgoldenmind about your problems
After all the hero has so many problems
Because one day
Your perfect girlfriend
( and Miss. gorgeouslooks and )
She'll be gone
And your friends?
They'll be gone too
They're not really your friends
And after all that, you won't be that special will you?
But don't worry
Repair boy Valdez will be there for you
(cause that's what s?i?d?e?k?i?c?k?s do right?)
{wrong}
Your Ikilledatitanandagiant personality?
It won't matter anymore
Your dad is the lord of the sky?
It won't matter anymore
So when E=V=E=R=Y=T=H=I=N=G you care about is gone?
And no one cares about YOU?
And you're just a measly little s?i?d?e?k?i?c?k?
Don't you worry about a thing
Don't worry about those times you talked behind my back
Or when you kicked me out to make out with your perfect girlfriend
Because Leo Valdez
Repair Boy, extraordinaire
Will always be there for you
And I'll always be your s|i|d|e|k|i|c|k
Sure, I'll definitely by thekickintheside
Which kicks you off from your p/e/d/e/s/t/a/l of supercoolawesomepowers
And then we'll both be the same
Two O^U^T^C^A^S^T^S
Who n~o~b~o~d~y cares about
Alone
After all, fire and lightning aren't that different
ARE THEY?
A/N: So how'd ya like it? Please read and review and give suggestion! TEAM LEO for the win!
