A/N: Yeah, I was bored, so I don't even know what's going through my mind right now. I don't even think this makes sense...


He would never be the H/E/R/O

The one who gets the glory, the girl

He would just be the sidekick

Like the golden boy's problems were so g*r*e*a*t

{imperial gold}

He was too P#E#R#F#E#C#T

And he would just be the repair boy

He made a freakin' GIANT WAR SHIP

Oh look! Jason got hit with a brick!

{Isn't he so cool?}

But he was F|A|K|E

F|A|K|E girlfriend

F|A|K|E memories

F|A|K|E friends

F|A|K|E life

{fool's gold}

Because really,

No one actually likes you

At least I don't

But what do I matter

I'm just Leo Valdez

Repair boy, s?i?d?e?k?i?c?k extraordinaire

But don't you worry your perfectgoldenmind about your problems

After all the hero has so many problems

Because one day

Your perfect girlfriend

( and Miss. gorgeouslooks and )

She'll be gone

And your friends?

They'll be gone too

They're not really your friends

And after all that, you won't be that special will you?

But don't worry

Repair boy Valdez will be there for you

(cause that's what s?i?d?e?k?i?c?k?s do right?)

{wrong}

Your Ikilledatitanandagiant personality?

It won't matter anymore

Your dad is the lord of the sky?

It won't matter anymore

So when E=V=E=R=Y=T=H=I=N=G you care about is gone?

And no one cares about YOU?

And you're just a measly little s?i?d?e?k?i?c?k?

Don't you worry about a thing

Don't worry about those times you talked behind my back

Or when you kicked me out to make out with your perfect girlfriend

Because Leo Valdez

Repair Boy, extraordinaire

Will always be there for you

And I'll always be your s|i|d|e|k|i|c|k

Sure, I'll definitely by thekickintheside

Which kicks you off from your p/e/d/e/s/t/a/l of supercoolawesomepowers

And then we'll both be the same

Two O^U^T^C^A^S^T^S

Who n~o~b~o~d~y cares about

Alone

After all, fire and lightning aren't that different

ARE THEY?


A/N: So how'd ya like it? Please read and review and give suggestion! TEAM LEO for the win!