This is my first attempt to write a little story about Red vs Blue. This is actually a RP that me and my sister are doing and i thought it was kind of good..? I don't know xD So here's the story!

Summary: He heard a story about that idiot... Something like gunshot in the head and memory lost? He didn't knew the whole story or if this really Happened to the guy, but he had to do something. (...) After finding a computer, or kind of a computer, he got in and looked into all the information that he could find! But something went wrong... In a big flash of light, Church got knocked out!

~ I do not own these characters, they all belongs to Rooster Teeth! :)


He heard a story about that idiot...

Something like gunshot in the head and memory lost? He didn't knew the whole story or if this really Happened to Caboose, but he had to do something.

After some research, Church finally found a clue about the mission he had to accomplish! Find important data from an abandoned Freelancer facility. He didn't knew why it was in a Freelancer facility or what was the data he needed... But he knew what he had to do with it! After finding a computer, or kind of a computer, he got in and looked into all the information that he could find!

But something went wrong... In a big flash of light, Church got knocked out and everything went white..! But after some minutes someone was able to wake him up.

"Church! Wake up!" Someone was shaking him softly. The voice was almost like a whisper in Church's head.. Was he dead? Church open his eyes, only to see Caboose looking at him "Caboose? What happened..!? W-where are we...?" He sit up and rub his eyes. Nope, definitely not dead..! "We are still in Chorus! ... We were looking around for Doc, but you fainted. Are you okay? Do you need help to get up?" Caboose said, concern. Church was suddenly confused, and dizzy, Caboose was talking.. Normally? Not like a child at all and he seemed to be... Like a normal guy, no stupidity, no innocent little child face... That was not the Caboose Church knew at all "What is wrong with you!?" He said, very confused.

Caboose look at Church with a raised eyebrow "Me? You're the one who fainted for no reason, and I should be the one with the problem?"

Church tried to stand up, only to feel his legs becoming like jelly and almost give up on him "Woah...!" But Caboose caught him just in time "Easy there, don't push yourself too much... Maybe I should carry you back to your room.?"

"Don't fucking touch me!" He pushed Caboose away and forgot that his legs had technical difficulties... So he fell on his ass, on the ground "Ow... God dammit..."

Caboose sight deeply, seeing it was no use to argue with that stubborn and big head of his "Really? You're way too weird right now, I'll get you back to base." He took Church like a potato sac, since he knew he wouldn't let himself get carried like a fucking child(You know... Leaders can take care of themselves and they never have any kind of weaknesses..?) and start walking towards their base/house or whatever you wanna call it!

"LET ME DOWN! NOW!" Church struggled and tried to get away but.. Caboose was way too strong, and there was no way he could hurt him without hurting himself in the process. "GOD DAMMIT, CABOOSE! LET ME..!" Sight loudly and stop moving, seeing he was completely helpless!

"Jeez, don't yell like that! My ears! Usually I don't mind, but now is not the time..." Caboose stopped walking and put Church down on his feet, but still holding him so he won't fall... Again! "WHAT?!" Church said while looking at himself, a little panicked.. At first, he saw nothing wrong and looked at Caboose with a confused expression "The fuck are you talking about?"

"Wow, did you get amnesia or something?" Caboose said and started to get a bit worried about him. "Who's got amnesia?" Agent Washington walked to them and was looking a bit too weird for Church's taste.. Wash was not the Wash he knew... The Wash he knew was always tense, cynic, paranoid, always serious and lacking so much of sleep you could swear he looked like a raccoon... This Wash was calm, relax, not paranoid at all and looked like he was sleeping properly... "What the fucking hell?" Church thought!

Caboose turned to Wash "Ho, hey Wash! I think she got amnesia, she did faint for no reason when we were searching for Doc."

"SHE!?" Church shrieked! Okay! Now he was panicking! His skin got paler than usual and his breathing was uneven. "No, no, no, no i'm dead.. It has to be it, i'm dead and..." Stop rambling and look at Caboose and Wash, not sure if he... She?! Should talk.. "A-are you talking about me or...!?"

"Wow, I can see why you need Doc. Want me to get her for you?" Wash was not stressed at all by this situation, that was so wrong for Church. However, he looked like he was getting a little scared..?

"That'll be great, thanks." Caboose said then started walking again to get Church in his/her room "You'll talk to Doc and figure out what's going on. You even started to creep out Wash, and it usually takes a lot for that." He seemed worried, and there was something else that Church couldn't very well figure out what it was..

"Wash is NOT easy to creep out! You tell him there is something in the woods and he would be paranoid for the next four months! What are you talking about!?" Church was still panicked and was getting more and more confused, and.. Why Wash said her when he talked about Doc?

Caboose sight "Come on!" He then took off his helmet "He's the most smooth guy around! York on the other hand is easily creep out. Or Sister. But not Wash!" Dropped his helmet on the ground and sit on Church's bed beside her "Look, i'm worried about you. You're our leader, we can't just call command and tell them that you can't perform your duty anymore!"

Church noticed that Caboose was a little too close for his/her taste, so she just pushed herself as far as she could from him "I-i still can..."

"No you can't! Clearly you can't, if you can't even remember how Wash is!"

"Look Caboose i'm not... I can't be... Oh my god..!" Get her knees closer to her chest, hugged them and rest her head on them

Caboose just couldn't believe it and sight! "Wow... Just, wow... Clearly amnesiac. You don't even remember yourself! I'm almost sure you can't tell what you look like without your helmet."

"I don't know..." Church looked at him, almost helplessly "Do i wanna know?"

"Probably better if you know now. Then you'll freak out, remember, and get back to your lovely but ho-so-bitchy self."

"... H-how am i supposed to be..!? I... Need a reminder...!" Church took a deep breath and was trying to get ready for anything Caboose could say.

"Ok, let's see..." Caboose thought for a second before asking "What do you want to know first?"

"EVERYTHING!" Church took him by both shoulders and start shaking him a bit. "Spill it out!"

Caboose stopped her and tried to calm her down, at the same time stop his dizziness "Jeez, calm down! Tucker just got Junior to bed, you don't want to wake him up. She'll bite your head off."

Church seemed to stop breathing for some seconds cause she was getting dizzy too, and got confused once again "S-she!?" Sight and take a long and deep breath... "Okay... Start from the beginning... How have i been, with everyone since you know me!?" Church started to shake, but was able to control it enough so Caboose won't notice.

"Well, you've always been kind of a bitch. You made fun of Tucker when she got pregnant, because she'd always be against sex before marriage. But after what happened, and Wash getting you, I tried to talk to you. When we finally saw you, you were pretty much the same, except that you're Epsilon-Church. You do remember your first name, right?"

"L-le..." Church said completely lost in trying to find a name. What was his name... Well HER name? She didn't knew what to say or if she should just say no i don't remember!

Caboose looked at her, then smiled a little "It's Lea. Lea Church"

Someone then knocked on the door. When that said person opened the door Wash was standing there with his oh-so-not-normal smooth way "Found Doc! She needed some time for herself."

Caboose smiled "At least she's fine."

Doc entered the room. Church could see that she was wearing a big jacket, way too big for her. Doc turned to the two guys "I'm sorry, but I will have to talk to her alone."

Caboose stood up "Alright, I have to do some stuff anyway." He took his helmet and walk away with Wash, closing the door behind them.

"So, how are you feeling?" Doc stayed standing in front of Church, looking at her pad and pushing up her glasses.

Church's shaking became a little bit worst, making it a little more difficult to control it, but was still able to do so and act like she was at least a bit normal "Confused, disgusted, angry, sad, feel like i'm gonna throw up anytime...!" Try to take some deep breath "Did i.. Did i said confused?"

Doc looked at Church with a bit of surprise and confusion "Yes, you did... I'm surprised, this is the first time you actually open up to me." Sit down, trying to get comfortable despite the fact that her belly was twice the size of Grif's... Okay, maybe not twice the size, but still. Now that she has sit down, Church could see her belly. Pregnant... She looked again to confirm her thought and, yes, definitely pregnant! "Tell me, what do you remember last? Before waking up?"

Church raise an eyebrow and asked "You're having a baby..? With who?"

Doc smiled "My husband, Franklin." Then frown "You don't remember that? You were there."

Church got really surprised by that news, Donut? It couldn't be right. Church was sure Donut wasn't attracted to women, but she remembered that she wasn't in her reality... "Donut? Are you sure? I mean.. Come on, It's Donut... He... He's... " Stopped talking and sight again "Alright, never mind what i said... What happened to me was weird.. I was a men, doing a mission, i've entered a computer, since i was an A.I. and after opening something in the device, like a folder or something, i've been knocked out by a big flash of light! Last thing i remember, i woke up like this... With Caboose..."

"I see..." Doc started to write a little, taking some notes, then looked back at her "Do you remember where that computer was?"

She started thinking. Where was that thing that ruined his/her day?! Then after some minutes, which felt like forever to Church, she looked back at Doc "It was in an old abandoned base from the project Freelancer... I think..!?"

Doc started to write again "Alright, I could talk to Wash and Carolina about that. Anything else?"

Church thought for a moment "N-no.. I don't think so..!"

Doc looked at her notes and made a recap "So you were a men. You got knocked out by a flash of light and minutes after, you wake up like this, with no memory of all that happened here?" She looked at Church who nodded "Alright, i could tell the others that you have amnesia, to give you some time. It will help."

Church nodded again, and finally was able to stop that fucking shaking...!

Doc write some more "Alright, I'll tell them that. I will tell them to give you some space and time. I don't know much right now, but maybe your fragments know something? It will be a good idea to ask. I'll go talk to the others, just calm yourself as much as you can. If you ever need to talk, don't hesitate to pass by the red base, okay?"

"Red base?" Church thought, looking confused, then realized why Doc was staying at red base "Y-yeah.. Okay..!"

Doc smile at her, then get up with some difficulty and left Lea Church alone, closing the door behind her. Church tried to think about those informations and how to go on like this until everything would get back to normal. But, what if nothing get back to normal? What if he would never be able to go back home? This whole situation was really fucked up and Church didn't even knew how to deal with all this.. God dammit, he had boobs for Christ sake, how in hell did this happened? He had to figure it out. He had to go back home! He didn't wanted to deal with this bullshit any longer..!

Suddenly, Delta appeared beside him/her "Do you have some questions, Epsilon?"

Church roll her eyes and sight "What do you think?" She got up to take off her helmet to, at least, see how she looked like. She had all the same electric green eyes and black hair colors tied up in a ponytail, but with a girly and baby face "Shit...!"

Theta also appeared beside her "At least you're pretty... that's a plus... right...?" He was soon followed by Sigma, Gamma and Omega.

Sigma got in front of Church "We should get more information about this reality." Gamma got beside Sigma, almost pushing him "Agreed, but not now."

Sigma turned to Gamma "Are you saying that he... 'she', won't be able to do it?"

Gamma turned to face Sigma "No, not now."

Church sight and got back to her bunk and sit down "Alright then, tell me what do you guys think i should do? I mean, i'm not who i'm supposed to be anymore..."

Delta got beside Church again "I do not think it is a good idea to ask Gamma, Sigma or Omega about this! And do not worries, you are yourself, just not in the same body!" Church sight and lay back on her bed, looking at the ceiling. Gamma approached her slowly "You should talk to someone here, to get more information."

Delta turned to Gamma with a raised brow "I thought you said that now was not the time for getting informations?"

Theta appeared between Gamma and Delta "Come on! Look at her! She's too stressed up right now!" Church rolled her eyes and put her pillow on her head "I need a gun... To shoot myself... Right now..." Delta Turned to Church "You do know that this is not a way to make everything get back to normal...!

Theta hid behind Delta "Please, don't think like this! It's scaring me..." Church sighted loudly and desperately "I need a shower.. Some sleep.. And probably someone to knock me out for some time...!" Theta got the the other side of Church's head "Let's just start with the shower, okay...?"

Eta appeared with Iota, jumping in place while the other almost hide behind Gamma "Yeah! A shower is so much fun!"

Iota started shaking out of fear, thinking Church would really kill him-herself "A-are you r-really k-k-kill yourself?" Looking at them all, in a corner of the room, Omega was sitting on the floor, crossed leg and laughing in delight.

Church stood up and go see if she could take a shower, but when she got out of her room she bumped into Caboose "U-uuh.. H-hey..!?" Her face heat up a bit making her wondered why she was so... Embarrassed? ... No that wasn't the word.. Shy? Probably.. But why..? That was a very good question, she was so deep in her thoughts trying to figure out what happened that she almost failed to hear what Caboose was saying.

"Ho, shit, sorry! I was going back to my room, didn't expected to see you out so soon... you're feeling a little bit better?"

Church didn't knew why but she had some difficulties to talk suddenly "A-actually.. Just going t-to shower.." She looked each side of Caboose to see if she could try to pass in that small hall, but she realized she was smaller than usual, in front of Caboose who was surprisingly tall and shaped like fucking Master Chief! And there was not that much space for her to pass even for her size "C-can you..!?" She tried to tell him with signs if he could get out of the way so she could pass, very awkwardly.. With a very cute(Maybe only for Caboose?) and awkward smile...

"Ho, yeah, sorry!" He stepped aside to let her pass "If you need anything, don't forget your teammates, okay? And if you can't sleep, you can always come sleep in my room... Like usual!" She started walking and Caboose got to his room

Church stopped and froze.. Her brain finally register the words Caboose spoke "L-like what? ... That was weird..." Church started to wonder, was she really almost always with Caboose? She hopped not.. And if she was, fuck, well she couldn't do anything about it.. Could she?

After some time of thinking in the middle of the fucking hallway, deciding that she fucking didn't care anymore, for the rest of the day, she would stay in her room to sleep this bullshit away...

But first...

Shower!


Alright so.. I know the characters are not like they are supposed to be in this story, and i am sorry to tell you that they won't be anyway, they will be like me and my sis have decided they could be!

I mean, Church is traveling between some reality, travel through time probably and some other random shit like that! Sooooo... ENJOY! ;D