Okay, I wrote this with my friend at a church activity. We were under the influence of candy and root beer floats. Kristen is my friend and Lindsay is me. I don't own the Black Pearl or Jack Sparrow or Barbossa or the Kraken. I know this is kinda dumb. We wrote it on the spur of the moment. I hope you enjoy it! Please R&R!!!

A True Fantasy

Jack Sparrow stood at the helm of the Black Pearl. Lindsay stood beside him, staring at him admiringly. Kristen stood nearby and rolled her eyes.

Jack then turned to Lindsay and exclaimed, "The Kraken is attacking! Get away from me and save yourself, my love!"

Kristen gasped. "What?! My love?!" she screamed. She then slapped Jack Sparrow for no reason.

Lindsay screamed in horror and grabbed Kristen. "Get off him! Get off!" She pulled Kristen's hair and they began a cat fight. Kristen won.

Then Lindsay grabbed Jack Sparrow's pistol from his belt and pointed it at Kristen.

"You cheated!" Kristen said.

"Pirate," Lindsay replied with a smile. Kristen then came back to reality and ended the story. For now…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Lindsay wailed. "I hate reality!" she said. "My Jack Sparrow!! Come back!" She then looked in her palm and found his ring there. From that day on she treasured it forever.

Lindsay kissed the ring lovingly and cradled it in her arms, muttering, "My love…my Jack Sparrow…my precious!"

Kristen watched Lindsay with a look that said, "She's insane," and backed away slowly. While Lindsay wore a look that said, "Yes, I am."

Lindsay suddenly turned to the audience and screamed, "Look! Jack Sparrow! I see Jack Sparrow!" and ran after a man. The man ran away screaming, Lindsay close behind yelling, "Come back, Jack Sparrow! Come back!"

Then the man ran in the light. Kristen gasped and said, "It's Barbossa!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lindsay screamed. She curled into a ball and her body shook as she sobbed.

"Get over yourself!" Kristen said.

Lindsay looked up in amazement and wiped her tears. "What?! Get over Jack?! Impossible!" Lindsay then stood up and slapped Kristen. "How dare you even suggest that?!"

Kristen fell over from the incredible force of Lindsay's slap. She looked at Lindsay in amazement and got up. She slapped Lindsay back. To her astonishment the crowd began to cheer.

"Hey! Why didn't you cheer when I slapped her?!" Lindsay screamed at the audience.

"Because we like her better!" the audience screamed back.

Lindsay just laughed and pulled out a gun. "I'll kill you all!!" She began to laugh maniacally. Then, out of nowhere, Jack Sparrow sprang into view. Lindsay gaped at him.

Jack moved quickly to her side and said soothingly, "I'm here, no need to kill anyone."

Lindsay smiled dreamily and the weapon dropped from her hand. She slumped to the ground and sat there as if drunk. She laughed stupidly while Jack stood over her.

Jack, to everyone's surprise, did the same thing. The happy, crazy couple lived happily ever after.

The End