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Honesty Killed the Hedgehog

By: Musica the Hedgehog

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So...yet again...we find something going on in the mansion. Actually, it's outside the mansion. Anyway, Sakura and Musica were sparring outside, with "adult supervision". And when I say "adult supervision", I mean Blaze sitting under a tree, reading "IchaIcha Paradise".

"Oww...that hurt!" Musica cried out.

"Well, it usually does hurt when someone kicks you in the stomache," muttered Sakura.

Of course, Blaze was engrossed in his perverted book, completely oblivious.

"You're mean! Blaze! Are you even watching? You're supposed to be helping!" she shouted.

He looked up, and they fought some more. Sakura took three kicks, and punched Musica in the chest. Musica hit the tree behind her.

"Hah. I w-"

Her declaration of her acheivments was cut short as she received a punch from Musica. She crashed into the ground near Blaze. She stayed where she was for a minute or two, before standing in the small crater the impact created.

"I win this time!" Musica shouted.

Sakura just smiled, and looked over at Blaze. A small trickle of blood came from his nose.

"OH MY GOD! Blaze! Did I hit you? Are you okay?" she screamed.

She ran over to him, taking out a white hankerchief, and began to lightly dab at the blood. He was no longer reading the book.

"I'm fine, Sakura-chan. You didn't hit me," he said.

"Then why would you be bleeding if I didn't hit you?" she muttered.

"..." he just kept looking down.

He looked at a paper in his hands, then Sakura, then his book, then at the picture. His nose bleed became heavier and he was blushing slightly.

Sakura decided to see what he was looking at. Once she did, she was pissed.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU! PERVERT!"

"Take it easy! I can-"

"SHUT UP! How the HELL did you get this?" she's scary when she's angry.

"Well, just the other night, I was walking on your side of the mansion. It just so happens that I had a camera, and at that EXACT moment, you were showering. Curiosity got the better of me. I climbed up the wall, and looked through the window. I decided to take a picture, and it just so happens that you were naked!" he said.

Right now, I wonder, as Sakura beats the shit out of Blaze, if anybody ever came up with the expression, "Honesty killed the hedgehog"? Probably not.

"Idiot!" she screamed in his ear.

"You've hurt me greatly, dearest Sakura-chan! Now, I think I deserve a kiss!"

"NO! WHAT YOU DESERVE IS A KICK IN THE FACE!" she screamed.

"No! You're breaking my heart! Why, Sakura-chan, why?" he clutched his heart to add the dramatic effect.

"THAT'S IT!"

Sakura pounced on him. Musica stared at them (expression: -.-;). She just shook her head and walked away. The sounds of screaming and pounding could be heard everywhere.

And, the moral of the story is...'honesty killed the hedgehog'!

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Yay! My third fanfic! I think this is the best one yet! And if you guys don't think so...you're stupid...JUST KIDDING! I love you guys! Read and review!

-Musi-chan ..