A/N: Ok, I read this joke online and decided to turn that into Loki/Thor crack.
Hope you will enjoy it.
Little Thor was playing in the garden with his new little red cape.
"Raaaaaaaagghh" the boy shouted as he was slaying an imaginary dragon with his imaginary sword.
It was getting dark and a shadow moved behind him.
But the boy was oblivious.
Suddenly the birds stopped chirping and everything went silent.
But the boy was oblivious.
The bush in front of him moved a little.
But the boy was still oblivious!
Suddenly there was a sound like someone or something has stepped on a dry branch.
And that got the boy's attention.
He slowly walked to the bush and went behind it AND saw…
A furry Loki with really big ears?
"Uncle Loki!" the boy exclaimed.
"Thor!" Loki was also surprised.
"Wow what big ears you have!" The boy points at his long pointy furry ears.
Loki gives out a nervous laugh, "the better to hear you with" and then he runs off.
The little boy was surprised at this odd behavior.
Then he sees him hiding behind a tree. He runs up to him. He notices the eyes have also grown big.
He then says "what big eyes you have!"
"What the… umm…the better to see you with" Loki says and runs off again.
Then he sees him hiding behind a rock and runs up to him again and says "what big teeth you have!"
Then Loki says "Damn it! Would you leave me alone? I'm trying to take a poop. Damn little nosy brat ."
E/N: Why Loki was pooping behind a bush? I have no idea.
:P :P
