Let's Compare
A Naruto crackfic
by Kurosin
S'more morning crack. Rated for sick humor!
Naruto: Orochimaru, I've finally found you! And this time I'm gonna finish the 3rd's job and destroy not only your arms but another muscle, too!
Jiraiya: His new arms?
Naruto: No...think lower.
Sasuke:...
Jiraiya: You mean his...snake?
Naruto: Yes, his snake!
Sasuke:..uh...
Orochimaru: Kukukuku, big talk coming from someone so small. You realize that my snake may be old, but it still does it's job! All woman, men, and children run in fear when it is near! It is just too massive for words!
Sasuke: o.o
Naruto: And my toad may be younger...and...smaller...but...okay, there's really nothing great about it. It's useless!
Jiraiya: Don't belittle your toad, Naruto. He's just trying to discourage you. It may be smaller in contrast to, ahem, mine.
Sasuke: o.O
Orochimaru: That is true. Jiraiya's is considerably large...but for some reason women like his toad and not my snake...
Kabuto: There, there, Orochimaru-sama. I take pleasure in just watching your writhing-
Sasuke: Enough comparing your...summons! Are we going to destroy them, or what?!
Orochimaru:...
Jiraiya:...
Naruto:...
Orochimaru: -smirk- He's just jealous. You see, Naruto, Sasuke's snake is small as well.
Sasuke: -turns red-
Kabuto: Thinking; But...Sasuke cannot summon yet. O.O
Again, sorry for the sick humor, lol! o.o'
I'll go type a more serious story now.
