"Sebastian, dinner's ready!"

"Coming!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"You're watching lacrosse again, aren't you."(enters living room)

"Uh-huh."(stares at the screen)

"I told you dinner would be ready soon. Now it's getting cold."

"Uh-huh."

"Oh come on, Seb, I didn't start watching Gossip Girl when it was /your/ turn to cook!"

"Uh-huh."

"..."

"..."

"...I broke your favourite coffee mug."

"Uh-huh."

"I chopped your goldfish into pieces and put it in the soup."

"Uh-huh."

"I put two packets of cinnamon in your coffee."

"Uh-huh."

"Sebastian, you hate cinnamon."

"Uh-huh."

"..."

"..."

"...I'm pregnant."

"Uh-huh."

"Sebastian Smythe, I am pregnant with your child and you are going to be a father."

"Uh-...YES! We won!" (jumps from the couch and runs to hug Kate)

"...Good to know you're taking the news so well."

"The...? Oh come on, Tomboy, I know there wasn't any cinnamon in that coffee." (the talk continues as they walk into the kitchen)

"Mhm."

"And look, there's my mug. And there's Pierre. Both in one piece."

"Mhm."

"Admit it, you're a horrible liar, Katie-dear."

"Mhm."

"Yup." (the couple sits down to eat)

"..."

"..."

"Last part was true, though."

"...Hmm?"

"I'm pregnant."

"..."

"I'm four weeks in."

"..."

"Sebastian?"

"..."

"..."

(Sebastian faints)

(Kate looks down at her boyfriend's body lying on the floor)

"I do so enjoy having the last word, honey."


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