The little gray and wizened doctor smoothed his white coat down before looking up at his patient with a beaming smile. "Congratulations, General. You're going to have a baby!" The small doctor's office was silent as the words rang through the air. Nothing disturbed the office, not a peep. It seemed as if time had stopped, the air turned from white and cheery to dark and weighty in a matter of moments. The usually bright clean office looked dark and menacing as the girl in front of the doctor stared at him.

She wore a black tee-shirt with the baggy blue military pants and boots. The young woman had just gotten off duty and felt more comfortable without the stiff military jacket on. Her hair was tied up tightly behind her head and clipped. Overall she looked like a strict, no nonsense girl. The dark look in the normally emotionless eyes only confirmed the idea.

Silently, the girl reached back and placed a hand on her gun, she pulled it out of the holster lovingly. "I'm going to kill him," she said coolly. The doctor looked up alarmed, as the woman stood slowly, "I'm going to kill him!" She left the room without another word the gun in her hand held tightly.

Without a moment's notice the doctor picked up the phone and called the Furher's office. A cheery man answered the phone, "Furher Mustang's office."

"I need to warn you, General Mustang just left threatening to kill the Furher," the doctor said quietly.

There was a short pause before the question came, "I'll let him know so he can have a head start on his get away. May I ask why she is now?"

The doctor's eyes widened, "You aren't going to try to stop her? Isn't that a threat on the Furher's life?"

The cheery voice grew solemn for a moment and answered, "Do you want to get in her way?"

The doctor could feel the sweat glistening on his forehead. "N…No…" he stuttered.

"Now," the voice said patiently, "why is she trying to kill him?"

The doctor paused before he answered, "She's pregnant."

Much to the doctor's shock there was laughter on the other end of the phone. "Pay up, Breda!" the man called to someone in the background, "He got her pregnant again!" The laughter only increased on the other end of the line.

Suddenly, the doctor heard a slamming of a door and a female voice shout, "Where is he!" The phone fell to the floor with a clatter and the doctor could only hear the shouting, screaming, and gun fire before the line went dead.

A/N: Just for kicks… I couldn't help but write this one night. Hope everyone likes!