Halloween in Texas
By Shadowgate
…...
Bobby had just gotten out of the shower. He dried off quickly and got dressed. When he got down stairs and sat at the table for breakfast things were looking bright. He looked over at the pumpkin on the counter.
Margaret said "news has come out that an escaped mental patient who killed his own family was on the loose in Texas."
Margaret turned up the television set then got back to serving eggs.
Bobby could hear the report about how he viciously murdered his family.
Hank said "turn that down we don't need to hear all that. I'll tell you if we bring back public hanging we'd stop a lot of crime."
Bobby ate his eggs and went off to school. At school people talked about the old bloody Mary curse where if one stood in a dark bathroom and chanted bloody Mary 52 times their first born child would die.
When Bobby got home and his dad asked him how school was he told his dad about the Bloody Mary Curse.
Hank was pissed off and told Bobby it was "a load of bullshit" among other things.
After Hank spent 15 minutes cussing out Bobby he went to grab a can of beer from his refrigerator.
Bobby yelled "DAD I'M GOING TRICK OR TREATING TONIGHT!"
Hank said "well I have a headache so I'm not looking forward to Halloween tonight."
Bobby said "that's perfect. You can sit outside on the front porch and because you have a grumpy attitude you'll be seen as a scary old man."
Hank just moaned.
Bobby went trick or treating but when he got back he sensed he was being followed.
He rushed to get into his house.
He yelled "DAD I THINK WE'VE GOT TROUBLE!"
Hank said "Bobby shh" and grabbed his son in a hugging embrace.
Hank went on to say "the escaped maniac has been seen in this neighborhood."
Bobby said "holy shit I think he was after me."
Hank asked "did you see him?"
Bobby answered "no but I felt like I was being watched so I ran in here as quick as I could."
Hank got a shotgun and Bobby got a large ax.
Michael Myers broke a window and crawled into their house.
Bobby had an ax and was ready. Hank said "you break into a Texans home you get shot motherfucker."
Hank blasted Michael Myers and while he was down Bobby charged toward him and decapitated him.
THE END
