Part Of The Bad Emmett Series

Emmett's Joke

Alice, Jasper and Edward were all sitting it the living room, looking like any regular family, playing a game of chess. Esme was in the kitchen, looking like a regular Mom, putting the shopping away from Walmart. Emmett, being Emmett, already bored with the challenging game of mental chess, because beside it not being very fun to watch, he just couldn't keep up with the ranting they were doing both spoken and mental.

So, there Emmett was, lying on the floor, staring at the spider crawling across the ceiling when this marvellous joke popped into his head. As Emmett will be Emmett, he could keep it to himself, so up he jumped off the floor, shouting, "Do you want to hear my joke, do you want to hear my joke!"

Having interrupted both their trains of thought, Edward and Alice temporarily postponed their mental chess match, and Jasper who was just watching Alice, turned his head to Emmett, waiting for this joke.

"Go on the Emmett," Edward , "spit it out."

"Ok, ok, so it goes like this," Emmett started.

Alice giggled slightly unable to resist as she already new the outcome, Emmett scowled and began again.

"An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks". A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks" A Russian doctor said, "In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks". The English doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! I can have a practically dead person, bite them once and have them sucking all your blood in three days."

Emmett, who thought his joke was thoroughly amusing, was rolling on floor, bellowing with laughter. Edward rolled his eyes at his brother, "Very clever Emmett, I'm sure Carlisle thinks it's hilarious."

Esme, who seemed to remain quiet throughout Emmett joke, giggled slightly, at the fact, standing right behind Emmett, was a particularly angry Carlisle. Alice and Edward, having resumed their chess, were giggling quietly to themselves.

Carlisle spoke in a harsh and firm tone, "Emmett McCarthy Cullen, I don't think you are in the least bit funny, in fact, I think it's quite insulting, and for that you have to do everyone's chores for one month and you have to go on shopping spree's with Alice until I think you have served you time."

Alice, who really needed a shopping partner, because Bella was no fun, and neither was Rosalie, was absolutely delighted, jumping up from her mental chess singing, "Woooo a shopping partner, let's go shopping now!!! We'll finish this game later Edward."

Emmett rolled him eye, wishing he had the capability to keep up with Alice's and Edward's chess matches, because with it he wouldn't be bored and do something that would get him in trouble.

As Alice and Emmett left the house, Emmett turned to Alice and said, "You could have at least told me that was going to happen."

Alice grinned, replying, "But if I did, I wouldn't have a shopping partner!" And with that she pulled him into the car.

(A/N Well, Emmett's been a bad boy again. This is turning into a little series, if you like this one, read my first Emmett fanfic called Emmett Is Bad. Giggles guaranteed!!)