Random Star Wars Spoofs

Darth Vader: Luke, I did your mom!

Luke: HOLY SHIT!

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Luke: What's a father?

Darth Vader: It means I did your mom.

Luke: What do you mean "did my mom?"

Darth Vader: Er…um…

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Luke:…

Darth Vader:…

Luke: Daddy! (crawls to Darth Vader and hugs his legs)

Darth Vader: (Kicks at him) No! Fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray!

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If you don't get the last one, go watch Death Star Canteen