Random Star Wars Spoofs
Darth Vader: Luke, I did your mom!
Luke: HOLY SHIT!
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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: What's a father?
Darth Vader: It means I did your mom.
Luke: What do you mean "did my mom?"
Darth Vader: Er…um…
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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke:…
Darth Vader:…
Luke: Daddy! (crawls to Darth Vader and hugs his legs)
Darth Vader: (Kicks at him) No! Fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray!
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If you don't get the last one, go watch Death Star Canteen
