(Konahagakure outskirts)


A large dense forest hiding what appears to be a road hidden to all normal passers by. The forest teeming with life, Birds squawking, animals bounding and running and even stalking around the earth in search of food. A midst the teeming forest of life is what appears to be a rather giant wall. A wall with a lone figure sitting on it's top. The figure a simple black cat wearing a strange hat. The cat looks upon the village, The village Of Konohagakure no Sato. The city is among one of the most prosperous and the biggest she has ever laid eyes on. In the midst of the village was a celebration as the decorations would tell you. She could hear the revelry and the glee and happy cries of the people of the village as they celebrate the apparent defeat of a great and powerful demon. The Cat merely smiles some thinking she'll get to have a bit of fun and leaps off the wall top towards a roof swaying her tail happily at the thought of being able to maybe sneak a fish or two away from a merchant or family in the confusion of the massive village wide celebration.

On the other side of the village a second cat sits on the top of a building watching the celebration hearing the claims of the villagers drinking happily and having a good time with family and friends alike. But one conversation catches her attention.

"I'm telling you we need to do this tonight and kill that little demon now. Those ninja aren't watching him cause they've been sent out of the village. My friend Mizuki says the Hokage is even in council meeting right now." A random civilian says to his drunken friend.

"Yeah how do you know that mizi err mizud uhh Mizuki guy knows this to be a fact huh?" The drunken friend replies.

"Cause mizuki was their to talk about his promotion to Tokubetsu Jonin when it was interrupted by the elders who told him he was needed in the council room. We have our chance tonight and I say we kill that little bastard." The drunken civilian says loudly for the whole street to hear. The partying stops momentarily and all the commotion of that area. The people who heard the man just nod and agree with him deciding tonight is the night they kill the demon and a small contingent of party goers turned mob go into the shops around the celebration and all come out brandishing a different array of weapons. Including Knives, Swords, Axes and hatchets, Throwing knives and Shurriken as well as some blunt force instruments such as an old Mace, a few bo-staffs and sticks plus some hammers and a few 2x4's. The cat is surprised to see this large mob all talking among themselves that they need to kill the demon before it gets to strong and they begin running.

Deciding these people are a bit to blood happy The cat decides to follow them to see what they are trying to do. Knowing that what ever they are after it most likely would be a mistake not to at least see what they are going to kill and maybe lend a hand to them if they wind up in trouble. It wouldn't do if this prospective new home was destroyed cause of her not lending a hand to the so far kind and helpful people of the village.


(You know where this is)


Finishing his final bowl of Ramen a young 5 year old boy with spiky blonde hair, Mariner blue eyes and 3 whisker marks on both cheeks just smiles happily at the warm feeling inside his belly. He sighs contently and looks to the two ramen stand owners and smiles happily at them before calling out.

"Thanks for the meal Teuchi-jiji, Ayame-nee. It was delicious as always. What do I owe you?" The young blonde says with a face splitting grin.

"Oh Naruto-kun don't worry about it. It's on the house tonight. After all it is your birthday." The Burnett teenage waitress says with a smile making the now named Naruto's face go from his grin to a look of horror and remembrance. He quickly schools his features before the two notice and smiles some before getting off the stool.

"Thanks you guys uh look I gotta go okay. I'll see you tomorrow maybe bye." And with that Naruto runs as fast as he can away from the stand as if knowing something will happen. Teuchi and Ayame both frown at the child as he leaves knowing that he's scared to death of today but have no idea why. They both just chalk it down to his imagination hoping they can help him out tomorrow.

Naruto is racing as fast as he can towards his apartment with a heated sweat pouring down his face. Naruto quickly makes a few hastened turns and bumps into someone. Looking up he sees a rather angry civilian with a pitchfork and a few others with torches and a wide array of blunt and sharp weapons. Naruto immediately screams and begins running away from the man as he and the rest of the mob advance and chase after Naruto.

Naruto unable to think clearly backtracks through hidden fences, side streets and alleyways all the while having the mob not to far behind. Naruto makes a beeline down an alleyway only to find that it's a dead end. Looking up at the large wall he swallows hard knowing that he's trapped like an animal. Looking towards the alleyway's entrance he sees the civilians all calling out horrid things to him as they hurl rocks, sake bottles, kunai and shurriken all at the boy hitting parts of his body.

Naruto merely tears up and begins crying as the civilians race forward and begin to club and beat Naruto as much as they can. Stabbing, cutting, breaking and bashing. Clubbing, slamming, clawing and even setting him on fire. The torture lasts a full half hour due to new people adding into the current mob all wanting a turn at beating the boy.

Naruto in his pain filled state can't help but feel that this will be his end. Relenting to just accept his fate Naruto lets his silent cries go and just begins crying again. His tears mixing with his blood as the villagers seem to stop what they are doing when a few Kunoichi show up. Fearing they will get in trouble the civilians prepare to speak only to be interrupted as the kunoichi wearing the Anbu gear races forward and immediately slam kicks Naruto in the dick. Her two companions racing forward and cutting paper thin cuts into Naruto's skin.

"You like that demon? It's cause of you my sister died." Speaks the first one.

"You're the reason my lover was crushed to death beneath the rubble of some apartments." The second one speaks before slamming her fist into Naruto's head.

"Girls I say we show this demon just how worthless he is. We need to remind him of his place as OUR PROPERTY!" The leader of the kunoichi says as she gives a sickening smirk beneath her mask before looking at her companions.

The kunoichi slash and cut at Naruto's already ratty cloths leaving him exposed and naked to the light of the fires of torches as the kunoichi themselves begin stripping.

"He should feel lucky to bang three strong kunoichi. I feel like I should wash myself off in lava to cleanse myself of him after we're done. But the strong children he'll breed will definitely be worth it. Wont it lovers?" The lead kunoichi says as she saunters her way over to Naruto's broken and healing body only to have the mob come up and follow them all planning on finishing the child off when the others have their way.

Once the lead female Kunoichi positions her pussy right above Naruto's tiny cock she smirks and laughs.

"This will be the only time you'll ever feel the warmth of another. Enjoy it cause once we're done with you. You're going to be beaten more and raped until you're so broken nothing will ever be able to fix you." The kunoichi begins her decent getting naruto's cock head to touch her pussy lips before everything stops for her permanently at the call of an angelic and sweet voice calling out.

"Pum, Pum, Pum, PUMPKIN!" The kunoichi has no time to react as a massive Jack-o-lantern colides with her body before exploding killing the woman instantly only leaving her arms infront of naruto as the top half of her body explodes violently. Her bottom half still in the possition it was earlier only to then slowly fall backwards. The two other kunoichi fearing the worst race to their gear only to be met with a blade in the neck and a punch in the gut.

The blade slices out the kunoichi's neck forcing her to bleed to death near instantaneously as the punch sends the other woman skidding backwards towards another pumpkin which explodes killing her as well. The difference is that this pumpkin sets the woman on fire and burns her to nothing but ash and bone leaving a skeleton standing where the woman once stood before the bottom jaw of the skeleton drops down out of it's locked position and the entire skeleton crumbles to the ground in a heap.

The civilians fearing the worst all take a few steps back wondering who would save the demon other then the hokage only to see in the alleyway two cats standing protectively infront of the beaten and frightened naruto. Who is still merely waiting for his death at the hands of the mob before him. The two cats merely share a look of understanding between them and glare at the civilians who gain confidence once again before an entire squad of ANBU and jonin descend upon the mob arresting each and every last person there before the Hokage races forward a truly terrified and worried look written on his face.

Faster then the two cats can react the Hokage gets past them both and drops to his knees infront of Naruto lifting the broken boy's body up and holding it to his own.

"Naruto? Naruto? Can you hear me? Please dear kami be alright Naruto. Please tell me I wasn't to late." Hiruzen says as tears fill his eyes looking at the broken state Naruto is in. Naruto merely looks at the figure holding him in such a loving and protective grasp seeing his Grandfather figure Hiruzen Sarutobi. The hokage of the hidden leaf and he just cries more nuzzling into the mans embrace. His broken body latching onto the old man out of reflex and crying into him

"It's okay naruto just let it out. Please let it out. It's okay i'm here now. I wont leave you alone anymore. Not after tonight. Not ever again." Hiruzen says holding naruto even closer. The two cats that were protecting Naruto merely strut up to the old man and look at him curiously as Hiruzen notices them he smiles.

"Thank you both for protecting Naruto. He's like a grandson to me and I don't know what I would have done if I had lost him. Please come with me and we can sort out who you both are in my office." Hiruzen says knowing the two cats in front of him have a rather interesting secret if what he had just seen moments ago was anything to go by.

Both cats nod while contemplating what could possibly justify doing this to a child no older then 5 years old. They see the aged Hokage walk with Naruto's nude and healing form to the crowd.

"Why . . . why have you all done this?" Hiruzen asks only getting a few chuckles as an answer.

"I AM YOUR HOKAGE NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION OR BE EXECUTED!" Hiruzen says very pissed off.

"we were ending the threat of the fox once and for all. You're under the fox's spell and have been brainwashed. We wanted to free you and the others." Claims a random civilian.

"You wanted . . . you think . . ." Hiruzen says appalled at the words and the absurdity of the reasons.

"Everyone here is to be executed immediately. Kill each and every last one of these monsters right now. I don't want them tainting my village anymore." Hiruzen says rather void of emotion as the ANBU and jonin without question slaughter all the men and women gathered in the mob. The two cats jump up and land on Naruto's belly curling up and nuzzling into him. The cats are very different in size and shape and even style as one cat even has a collar and tag while wearing a rather strange hat that is reminicient of a witch. The other is just a plain cat who is rather large in size due to it's unusual height. Naruto finally out of his crying stupor looks upon the two cats with a smile as tears flow out of his eyes.

"K-Kitties." Naruto says barely audible. His voice showing that he has clearly been broken. Both cats look at Naruto upset and truly sad before they nuzzle more into Naruto getting him to sniffle before petting them both. Both cats begin to purr and start to lick at Naruto's whiskered face getting him to smile and relax in Hiruzens hands. As the last civilian is slaughtered Hiruzen merely turns his back to his ANBU and Jonin and sighs.

"You're all dismissed. . . Except Dragon, Inu, Neko and Tiger. . . you four will go grab the elders, Donzo and my advisors. . . .Do this immediately as I have some things to do and I need them done now." Hiruzen says as he just watches Naruto who happily pets and shows what little form of love he has left in his battered and broken body. Hiruzen Shunshin's to his office and tenderly lays Naruto and the cats down on the plush soft couch in his offie before grabbing some cloths and setting them down infront of Naruto.

"Naruto put those on in the other room will you? I need to talk with these two here. And don't think they are just cats. . . they were the ones to save you." Hiruzen says with a tender smile.

"Okay Jiji I will . . . .thank you . . . .thank you both." Naruto says with a smile at what he believes are two henge'd Kunoichi who didn't want to be found out. Naruto leaves to the side room next to the hokage's office which is really a hidden bathroom. As Naruto is getting ready Hiruzen looks towards the two cats infront of him.

"Now then, Please reveal yourselves in your true forms. I know you aren't really cats." Hiruzen says pulling out a kunai and setting it on the desk in front of himself with a glare at the cats. The first one to step up and have her form change is the regular looking cat with black fur and golden slitted eyes. She steps forward from the smoke completely naked with a smile as the second Cat merely shrugs her shoulders comically and just poofs into her normal human form.

"My name is Yoruichi Shihoin and I was sent here to this "Elemental Nations" By way of the senkaimon. We have gotten reports back at the soul society that a new dimension had been discovered and I was sent to investigate if it could be currently under random attacks by hollow's." The now named woman speaks as she smiles.

"I was enjoying myself to until the mobs started forming. I thought that I was going to be fighting a hollow to help the civilians because they didn't know what they were getting into but to my surprise . . ." She just goes silent at that as the Hokage merely nods at her explination.

The second woman who just did a rather unimpressive poof is now dressed in a full black dress that stretches to her inner thighs as her shoes are heels. Her collar grows and stretches with her body shape as the collar with the skull fits snugly against her neck.

"My name is blair Cat and i'm honestly just a cat. A cat with high magical abilities but still only just a cat." Blair says with a purr as her cheeks now adorn whisker marks as her purple eyes shine brightly in the light of the office.

"I had come here merely cause I smelt good food and drinks. I was originally sent here from death city on vacation. I was having such a wonderful time eating fish and drinking the thickest tastiest creams I could imagine. Then I saw the mob forming. I thought that maybe a keishin had showed up and needed to be stopped but it didn't turn out that way." Blair says with a sad stare going towards the bathroom.

"I see. . . .listen I don't know who you are or where you came from. What this soul society place or this death city is . . . but I have a proposition for you both if you're willing to hear me out." Sarutobi says with a raised eye brow.

"Sure i'm game to hear this. I hope it involves the cute little kit." Blair says with a smile as she looks towards the bathroom with a happier tone.

"It does. . . .Naruto is not safe here. That much is now a certainty. . . .I want you both to take Naruto away from here. I don't care where or for how long you're gone. I just want him out of this village for his protection. It will take a few years . . . .but I can make the village safe for him in due time. Untill then he needs to leave and learn how to defend himself. So please will you two take him? Take him and train him to defend himself. Make him strong. . .do what you can I am at my wits end with this and I fear that I may not be able to make it to the next attack in time and Naruto might die." Hiruzen says with a pleading voice shocking the both of the occupants. They merely nod to each other before looking towards The aged man infront of them.

"We'll take him that's for sure. Anywhere is better then this filthy cesspool of sleaze and horror. We'll take him away and be back in approximately 7 years at the most. Is that alright with you Kitty-chan?" Asks a rather flirty and sweet toned Yoruichi.

"Of course that's fine with me. I'll happily take little kit with me anywhere so long as I can keep him safe. No child deserves what he just went through. " The actual cat Known as blair says with smile as Naruto comes out of the bathroom dressed in normal gear.

"Ah Naruto my boy. I'm so glad to see you wearing something again. Listen these two ladies here have agreed to do me a favor and take you away from the village. They will make you strong Naruto I know this. Please . . . please go with them. You will be back here in Konoha in 7 years at the most. . .. Naruto are you even listening to me?" Hiruzen says before asking that with a raised eyebrow as Naruto is staring at blair. His eyes focused on her cheeks as he sees three whisker like marks across her cheeks.

"A-Are you M-M-My K-K-K-Kaa-san?" Naruto asks a tearing up as he slowly takes a step back.

"Hmm? No i'm not your Kaa-san. You must think so cause of the whiskers. But nope. I'm just a cat. A cat with really high magic but still a cat non the less." Blair says with a smile as she walks over to Naruto.

"But if you want I can totally be your Adoptive Kaa-san. Would you l-" Blair is cut off from her thought and spoken sentence as Naruto tackled her into the ground.

"I'd love to be adopted by you. Please don't let this be a joke. Please don't." Naruto cries as he nuzzles into Blair who just coos softly and rubs Naruto's head.

"D'awww look, He's so cute." Blair says with a snicker as s he ruffles Naruto's golden locks of hair.

"Yes. . . well, Naruto would you like to leave with these two?" Hiruzen asks only to get a nod from the blonde who mumbles a small Hai. Both the women look at each other and smile happily before giving a nod. Blair stands up holding naruto in her arms as she nuzzles into him purring softly.

"Then it's official. Naruto meet your new Kaa-sans. Blair Cat and Yoruichi Shihoin. You may leave the village anytime you wish as of now but please . . . bring him back after the 7 years. I am trusting you two with this so please do not disappoint me." Hiruzen says as the two women nod and leave his office with Naruto in tow. The three make it out of the village with no problems and continue on walking until Naruto stops and looks back at the village.

The action stops both women who look behind themselves to see Naruto staring at it before he spits on the ground and turns around running up and latching himself into Blairs leg nuzzling into it before he just starts walking with them again disappearing into the night.


(Konohagakure 7 years later)


A lone figure wearing a rather dark and creepy outfit is seen walking towards the gates of The hidden leaf. The figure seems to be wearing blackened robes that cover most of his body and stretch down to meet his ankles while he wears simple wooden sandles. His upper body is covered by the robe but to the keen eye one can see a rather odd shihakso underneath it just as black as the robes. Atop the figures head is a rather strange wide brimmed hat with a weird point the seems to be bent making it look like a rather tattered wizards hat. The hat seems to cover blonde lockso f hair.

Blue eyes open up slowly as they peer at the massive gate to the Village and a small smile breaks out on the figures whiskered cheeks. Upon the males shoulders sit two simple black cats. One wearing an exact hat like the male with a pumpkin skull buckle on it as she seems to be sleeping. The other cat is wide awake and alert merely scanning back and forth as the figure walks forward. The male turns his gaze towards the cat thats away and just reaches over scratching between her ears.

"Whats wrong Yoruichi?" The cat gives a gentle meow as they approach the gate to keep her worries secret bringin the male to stare at her strangely. As the male gets stopped by two chuunin guards he fills out the normal paperwork before asking if the hokage was in the office or at the mission center. Getting his answer the male merely walks towards the Hokage's office after assuring the guards he only wished to speak with him. The male slowly takes a strol through the city as the wide brimmed hat hides his features. Rather then the normal hateful glares he usually got he was able to get a few smiles. Some hello's and even a sultry whistle or swooning girl who looked at him. Naruto merely laughed at the implication while thinking to himself that he would never soil his own good name or body by allowing the filth from Konoha to touch him in that way. Only his goddess's could touch him and no one else.

Naruto ignoring the people on the market way merely heads down a rather busy street leading towards the hokage mansion and office with a tender smile on his lips at the thought of his Jiji. The man that changed his life forever just as it seemed it would end.

Naruto walks into the office and in a gentle voice asks the receptionist.

"Miss, Could you tell me if the Hokage is in a meeting? I would like to speak with him about something. It's urgent." As the female looks up she blushes at the figure she sees. Only due to the air of Mystery around himself as his cloths hide nearly everything about him. She nods and tells him to go right into the office before nodding towards the woman. The male closes the door and the female immediately begins writing a letter to her friends and has a messanger hawk drop it off.

As Naruto enters the Hokage's office He smiles happily before taking a seat infront of the old man.

"Yes how is it I can help you young sir?" The hokage asks a bit confused as to who the male is.

"Oh I'm hurt Hiruzen. You don't recognize me at all? Well and here I thought of you as my Jiji" Naruto said with a small snicker as the gears click into place and Hiruzen smiles happily looking at the figure in the chair.

"N-Naruto? Naruto is that really you my boy?" Hiruzen says with a smile as she immediately gets out of his seat and races over to the young child and hugging him tightly and patting his back.

"Oh god my boy it's been so long. I've been so worried and slightly happy. I missed you so much Naruto. I missed you and so many others have as well. Tsume, Hiashi, inoichi, Shikaku and so many others were worried about you. Please tell me how has your life been since leaving the village?" Hiruzen asks getting a snicker from naruto and the two cats on his shoulders.

Naruto's eyes shift form blue to slitted red with yellow sclera and a smile. Naruto merely looks to Hiruzen and smiles a rather evil looking smile with his intimidating look.

"My life was Amazing Jiji. I couldn't be happier. I had two mothers who love me to death and would literally do anything for me. They taught me everything they knew in the 7 years we were together. Hell in the last year of that time I went into my mindscape and guess what I found? A giant 9 tailed fox making snide ass comments on my sexuality, My stupidity, my fashion sense and most insulting of all my choice of power and beliefs. So with the help of Blair and Yoruichi I was able to not only beat that snide ass fox into unconsciousness but now He is my familiar and will never leave my side nor will he side against me or go against my wishes. He's pretty happy especially with his new home in my head." Naruto says with a sickening grin that nearly splits his face as it seems rather feral like a mischievous fox looking at it's prey. Hiruzen swallows rather hard at the information and gives a gentle nod.

"So Naruto how many Jutsu do you know? Would you like to maybe join the Academy today and do the graduation test?" Hiruzen asks trying to change the subject knowing that he doesn't want to know exactly what is going on with him and the fox. Especially if the fox is now willingly following Naruto's orders.

"Oh I don't know any jutsu what so ever. An accident occurred during my time with my mothers and I lost the ability to use it. I do however have a very particular set of skills I trained in over the years. Namely Magic and Kido as well as Hado. All three are far more potent then Chakra and hell Magic is even poisonous to chakra users due to it's potency. I would how ever LOVE to join the Academy. Being a shinobi who only uses magic would be a wonderful thing to accomplish. Imagine it. The only Non jutsu using ninja. I can see the shock and surprise on everyones faces now." Naruto says with a happy and sadistic grin.

"Besides it would be really funny to be underestimated and when the assholes laugh at me for not using jutsu BLOW THEM THE FUCK UP! Or if i'm feeling really happy maybe stab them repeatedly in non lethal areas with my vector spells and just laugh as they struggle to hold on to their pathetic lives as they beg me not to end the miserable existence they cling to in a futile attempt to play at the mercy in my soul. Of course after what happened that faithful night . . . .Mercy is no longer in my vocabulary." Naruto says as his eyes go from his current red slits with yellow sclera to his normal blue ones.

Hirzen noticed that Naruto's eyes when looking at him only held admiration, respect and a familial feeling of love and longing. Hiruzen stands up once more and hugs Naruto close to himself with a smile and a tear in both his eyes.

"Naruto i'm so sorry for that night. I wish I could change it and I sure as hell would have tried my damnedest to stop it if I could . . . .I think you should know that each and every single member of that mob Both civilian and shinobi alike were slaughtered like pigs while the big players who were on the council were publicly executed with extreme prejudice. Naruto the academy starts in a few minutes would you like me to show you there?" Hiruzen asks with a tender grandfatherly smile and Naruto nods happily before grabbing his grandfather figures hand.

Taking this chance Yoruichi jumps up and lands on the sandiames shoulder purring and begins to nuzzle the old man who just blushes softly knowing exactly what this cat really looks like. He smiles and chuckles happily before shunshining with Naruto to the academy appearing directly in front of the door to Iruka Umino's classroom. The hokage puts on his Hokage face and opens the door interrupting Iruka in the middle of his speech to give his students confidence. Iruka immediately sees the Hokage and stops what he was saying.

"H-Hokage-sama? To what do I owe the honor? Can I get you something to drink or eat?" Iruka asks a little worried he might be in trouble.

"No iruka it's fine and yes I would love some tea. I'm merely here to drop off a new Student who will be taking the exams. His name is Naruto -" Before hiruzen could finish Naruto interupts.

"Just Naruto Iruka-san. My last name will be hidden for awhile as only Jiji needs to know it." Naruto says walking in front of the Hokage before looking back and hugging the old man. Yoruichi having a bit of fun just purrs and Nuzzles into the old man before jumping onto Naruto's hat and curling up before going to sleep.

"Thanks for the quick trip Jiji. I'll stop by the office after i'm done with the test. I'll tell you how I did and i'm sure I can make you proud." Naruto says with a flash of his old 5 year old self showing in that playful and excited fox like grin of his. Hiruzen melts at the sight of the old naruto and smiles happily as a tear flows down his cheek before he pats Naruto gently on the shoulder.

"Alright Naruto, Take your time and do your best. I'm sure you'll pass and don't you ever think badly okay? No matter how you feel I will ALWAYS be proud of you. Now get in there and have some fun. I'll be waiting in the lounge drinking some tea and taking a much needed break from my Paperwork haha" Hiruzen says taking the tea that Iruka offered him before taking a sip and walking down the hall to the Jonin lounge where the Jonins were hanging out waiting to pick graduates to make teams.

Naruto smiling at the old man wipes his eyes clear of tears of joy before walking to the only empty seat in the room which is in the back at the window next to a rather lazy looking kid and a rather portly kid with the Kanji for 'Food' on his shirt. Naruto sits down next to them silently as Iruka once again begins his speech before looking towards Naruto.

"Naruto since my speech is done i'd like it if you were to come up here and introduce yourself to the class. Who knows a few of them may be your future teammates." Iruka says as he smiles at the rather oddly dressed child in front of him.

"Fine if that is what you wish." Naruto says as he just immediately appears in front of the class room as if he never moved a muscle. A blurred image of himself still in the seat he was at shocking everyone in the room.

"My name is Naruto, Just Naruto to you heathens. Know this, my likes are my adoptive grandfather Hiruzen Sarutobi the sandiame hokage, My lovely adoptive mothers Yoruichi shihoin and Blair cat and Torturing those who piss me off. My dislikes are far to numerous to name here as we'd be here for a full day in a half. I have two hobbies. One is to master and improve my Hakudo and the other is Training in my Magic to make it more powerful or to find and create new spells. My dreams HA I have no dreams as dreams are for children. No I have ambitions and goals. And my only goal in life is on a need to know Basis. And as you are not my mothers nor my grandfather figure Hiruzen that means you don't need to know it." Naruto says shocking Iruka and Mizuki at his vocabulary and his language. Iruka clears his throat catching Naruto's attention.

"N-Naruto don't you think that's a bit . . . .blunt?" Iruka asks with a sweatdrop and a nervous smile.

"Well look at that, Iruka-san theirs someone I'd like you to meet. His name is Shit sherlock first name No." Naruto says confusing nearly everyone in the room. The only ones who seem to get it are a rather quiet boy that has buzzing coming from him who simply chuckles and the lazy boy Naruto was sitting next to just a moment ago who snickers a bit in his sleep.

"Uh . . . .what?" Mizuki asks a bit confused at who shit sherlock was.

Naruto groans before answering.

"Silvette, Sherlock holmes is a fictional character in a book series from overseas on the western continents. He's a detective, a person who's intelligence is only matched by his bravery and he has them both in spades. He's the greatest detective in all of fictional history. A detective is someone from a police force who is specifically hired privately or publicly to solve crimes normal policemen can not figure out. My statement was basically me saying "No shit Sherlock." As means to insult him for stating the fucking obvious. And I'm sorry Iruka but I'm a bit easy to agitate. I don't look at things the way normal people do . . . not after the life i've had. So . . . if you would please drop the subject can we please get started on this exam as I want to make Hiruzen proud of me." Naruto says getting a simple nod from both Mizuki and Iruka although Iruka has a rather large tick mark at being insulted.

Naruto heads to his seat and sits back down getting a rather loud growl from the boy with red fang tattoo's on his cheeks and the dog in his jacket due to Blair and Yoruichi both sitting on his shoulder and head respectively.

"What crawled up your ass dog boy?" Naruto asks bluntly getting kiba to point at him.

"Those cats feline lover. Why bring them here? They're about as useless as paper chopsticks are for eating. And I bet that they can't even use Chakra." The boy with a dog says.

"That may be true how they can't use chakra but my cats are very special and will only be of true aid in battle. They both have very unique abilities and I brought them here because I currently am homeless and couldn't just let them walk around unattended. That would result in many different pranks being pulled around the village. Anything else bone breath?" Naruto asks getting kiba to stare at the boy skeptically.

"What could two cats do that a ninken couldn't? My dog Akamaru could probably kick both those cats butts." Kiba says confidently as he smiles and Akamaru barks someone skeptically.

"Then how about a bet. During the physical portion of this exam my cats will take your dog on one on one. And if your dog can beat them I'll agree that dogs are better. But if my cats win you have to say sorry to them both and give them both a bath." Naruto says as the now drowsily waking blair murrs and purrs in agreement before meowing rather cutely.

"Deal Naruto, I look forward to you saying dogs are better then cats. By the way good luck with the exam. You seem like my kind of guy despite the cats." Kiba says with a smile. Naruto looks at the dog boy a bit confused before giving him a soft nod and a smirk before sitting down in his seat. As the tests are passed out Mizuki looks at Naruto closely seeing his whiskered cheeks beneath the wide brimmed hat. Mizuki sees red and growls under his breath before handing Naruto his test and finishing passing them out. Yoruichi who currently is asleep on naruto's hat merely lays their where as blair who is currently up and about stretches rather sensually in front of Naruto with a smile and purr. Her body blocking his test sheet as he chuckles and scratches blair behind the ears.

"Come on blair I need to get this test done and you distracting me isn't helping. I'll get you a juicy salmon at the market stalls if you let me do this." Naruto says with a sly smile getting Blair to stare wide eyed with sparkles in her eyes. Small bit of drool coming out of her mouth at the thought of a juicy salmon to munch on fills her head. She meows agreeing and jumps back onto his shoulder sitting there rather comfy at her place. Naruto quickly runs through the test answering everything rather easily as history and mathematics make up the majority of the test. Naruto is one of the first to finish his work and he merely begins playing with Blair using a single cat tail plant he found on his way to the village.

The cat tail ensnaring Blair in a world of bliss as Naruto merely smiles at her antics while waving the cat tail around in front of her getting Blair to paw and pounce at the puffy ended plant drawing more then it's fair share of "Kawaii's" From the female populace of the classroom. Knowing Blair is a full blown cat but with high magical abilities makes him chuckle since even as human as she can look, act, feel and even be she is still deep down just a cat and things like this will always grab her attention.

After two hours Naruto and the other students are called out of the classroom for the taijutsu portion of the exams getting Naruto to set both Blair and Yoruichi down on the training field while Kiba places down Akamaru getting Iruka to sweatdrop since he knows they wont get to continue till Kiba's ego is either broken or stroked with a win.

"Alright this first match is a . . . two on one match between uhh Blair and Yoruichi. . .and Akamaru. Please try not to uh . . .nevermind. It's not like anything bad could happen. Hajime" Iruka says and he steps out of the ring to referee.

Akamaru immediately tries to take Blair only to be blocked By yoruichi who slides under the puppy and using her hind legs kicks the dog into the air rather high before blair leaps into the air front flipping as she gains air getting above akamaru. When in possition Blair slaps Akamaru with her tail slamming him into the ground harshly before she lands infront of him staring into his eyes. Blair begins swaying her head back and forth meowing some getting akamaru to follow her movements with his own head and slight bob to it. Soon Akamaru's eyes become swirls and yoruichi knocks akamaru into the air once more before Blair shoots a rather Small Jack-o-lantern no bigger then a closed fist at him making the jack-o-lantern explode rocketing akamaru towards Naruto. Naruto merely stands there smiling as Akamaru lands directly on his shoulder.

"Battlehound is with me now." Naruto states rather seriously before Yoruichi appears in front of akamaru and smacks Akamaru with her own tail propelling him into a rather pale looking girl with lavender hair and pale pupil-less eyes lap.

"Up bye battlehound." Naruto says drawing some snickers and laughs as Kiba staring gobsmacked at the two cats who just wiped the floor with his partner alone. Akamaru didn't even get a chance to attack as the other two were just that good.

"Damn . . .i shouldn't have made that bet. . . .Well An inuzuka never goes back on his word for sake of his pride. Blair, Yoruichi i'm sorry I insulted you. And Naruto stop by my compound after the exam is over and i'll give them some baths. My sister's a vet and i'm sure she has special shampoo's for cats." Kiba says with a smile before shaking Naruto's hand. Naruto smiles sadistically and nods towards the boy before handing him a small container. The container holding healing balms of his own design.

"Rub that on Akamaru's burns and they'll heal over in no time. It's a creation of mine, a healing salve if you will. Tell me how it works kay?" Naruto says giving Kiba nod before sitting down. Yoruichi and Blair both sitting on Naruto's shoulders before nuzzling into his cheeks. Iruka sweatdrops at the quick match before slowly calling out names and pairs getting them to fight. After a few hours it's down to two fighters. Naruto and Sasuke.

"Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto please come to the ring your match is next." Iruka says checking off on the clipboard getting both contestants in the ring. Naruto has Blair and Yoruichi save his spot on the bleachers. Both giving gentle purrs nad meows of encouragement making Naruto chuckle and wave at them.

"So dobe you think you're strong just cause your cats beat a mutt from a trash clan? I'll show you the superiority of myself over an unwanted urchin like yourself. I'm an uchiha Elite and I will not lose and when i'm done i'll take your two cats as my own. It's not like they want to be with you anyway." Sasuke says rather smugly giving off an air of emo superiority that makes Naruto gag physically as Sasuke's fangirls all squeal at how "cool" He is.

Naruto merely stands in his position not really moving and only looks at Sasuke waiting for the signal.

"Now remember no Jutsu are to be used except the academy three. Ninja tools like Kunai and Shurriken are prohibbited and only Ninja wire may be used to subdue your opponent. Hajime" Iruka says starting the match. The moment the go was given Naruto disappears leaving only a blurry image once again. Naruto's fist connects with the uchiha's face harshly. A very sickening crunch is heard when Naruto's fist connects. Naruto's fist lands solid and true directly in the middle of the uchiha's face shattering cartillage and breaking bone. The crunch was Sasuke's nose breaking and his cheekbones shattering. Naruto's one attack sends Sasuke soaring through the air and crashing into the wall of the academy leaving an uchiha shaped hole in it.

On the ground in front of Naruto are a small number of teeth and a small splat of blood. Naruto merely cracks his knuckles and looks at Iruka.

"You gonna call it?" Naruto asks getting a surprised look and a nod.

"N-Naruto wins. . . Uhh Mizuki take Sasuke to the hospital . . .he might need help if those crunches we heard were what I think." Iruka says getting Mizuki to nod in agreement. Mizuki takes the unconscious Sasuke to the hospital as quick as he can cursing the demon for injuring him as Sasuke's fangirls quickly claim Naruto cheated where as Yoruichi and Blair both meow and murr in approval happily cheering Naruto on. Naruto walks back to the bleachers getting them both to jump onto his shoulders again before walking into the academy following the others.

"Dude that was fucking awesome." Kiba exclaims rather happily.

"Yeah that uchiha was always so troublesome with his superiority complex." The lazy boy Naruto sat next to hearing his name was Shikimaru he smiles behind his brimmed wizard hat and chuckles a bit as his robs hide his face somewhat.

"Troublesome nothing. Sasuke was a complete asshole. I'm so glad you knocked his "Elite" Ass through a wall like that. Maybe it'll humble his already hot aired Ego and let him act normal for once." Kiba exclaims getting a bark of agreement from akamaru. Naruto merely laughs as he hears this.

"i didn't do that because of his ego or attitude. I did that cause he said he was going to take My cats Blair and Yoruichi. No one will ever take them from me EVER. Besides, If someone tried i'd just Murder them in the most painful way possible as I impale many of my vector spells into their body shifting their organs around and making sure they suffer unimaginable pain before silencing them permanently by slicing their fucking heads off." Naruto says a little aggravated shocking everyone in the room.

"N-Naruto you'd kill anyone who tries taking your cats? Why?" Kiba asks a bit stunned but knowing the feeling as he'd do the same to anyone who tried taking akamaru.

"Blair and Yoruichi are very special cats Kiba. . . they've been with me for 7 years and have never left my side. They . . .they are very important to me and I just don't want to lose them under any circumstance." Naruto says getting kiba to nod in acknowledgment.

"Hey I get it man. It's the same with me and Akamaru. Hope you pass the next portion of the exam. I'd love to fight alongside you. Especially since you can put that uchiha in his place." Kiba laughs patting naruto on the back. Naruto smiles some and scratches both Yoruichi and Blairs bellies getting pleasant Purrs from them both as he blushes some.

"Alright the next portion of the test is the Jutsu exam. Remember you're to do the academy three to pass. Shino aburame your up." Iruka says getting the stoic boy to walk down and perform the jutsu. One by one the students all do the jutsu's perfectly and receive headbands. Naruto's turn comes up after sasuke who is allowed only to do those jutsu before being taken back to the hospital to get his wounds taken care of. Naruto being called on last.

"Naruto it's your turn perform the academy three. Kawarimi, Henge and the Bushin." Iruka says getting naruto to look at him a bit confused. He just sighs some and answers.

"Iruka-san due to an accident long ago I was rendered unable to use Jutsu of any kind . . . .I can only use the skills I have been taught over my 7 years outside the village." Naruto says getting Iruka to look at him sadly. Iruka sighs and checks Naruto off the list.

"I'm sorry naruto due to your scores on the written test and failing the academy three i'm afraid you fail. You can't become a shinobi this time around. I'm sorry." Iruka says getting naruto to give a sad but knowing nod.

"Alright Iruka-san. Thank you for letting me participate. It was fun doing it. The skills I do have include magic and other means of attack but I understand that they wont be counted." Naruto says as he gets out of his seat and leaving the room sitting down on the swing infront of the academy with Blair and Yoruichi both nuzzling into his cheeks. After a few Minutes when all the Parents pick up their kids who passed Kiba sees Naruto and Naruto waves Kiba off with a smile as a way of saying not now.

"Naruto would you like me to take Yoruichi and Blair with me right now? I still have to give them a bath. Don't worry about it either you can come to my house after you're done . . .with what ever this is. Here's the way to get there from here. Just as for kiba or Hana at the gate." Kiba says handing naruto a piece of paper. Blair and Yoruichi lick Naruto's whiskered cheeks getting a deep blush from Naruto as they then leap onto Kiba's shoulders using their claws to stay in place like normal. Kiba walks off with them both in tow and soon leaves Naruto's vision. When naruto is alone he is approached by Mizuki.

"Hey there Naruto, I'm sorry about what happened with Iruka. If it were up to me i'd have passed you but Iruka wasn't picking on you either. He must not think you're ready. But you know there is a secret test to become a genin regardless of if you can use Jutsu." Mizuki says getting Naruto to raise a brow. His swinging stops then indicating he's listening.

"All you have to do is sneak into the sandiames office and "steal" A simple scroll. It's called the scroll of seals. It's a sacred artifact holding the villages most powerful jutsu. The secret test is set up to where the only person taking it is to sneak into the sandiames office and steal a fake scroll. It looks just like the real thing and has only the most non lethal or useless forbidden techniques inside it so as to not cause harm to the one stealing it. I'll meet you here at this forest outside of town at midnight. All you have to do to pass is sneak into the sandiames Office, Steal the fake scroll of seals and meet me at that location by midnight and you'll be a true genin." Mizuki says getting naruto to take the Note. Mizuki smiles happily at being able to frame the demon brat for the theft while getting away scott free.

Mizuki leaves the area and Naruto sighs some before heading off to the location Kiba gave him Getting to the Compound Kiba shows him around and gives him a tour and stops at the vet clinic run by his older sister. Kiba gives Yoruichi and Blair a quick bath getting a few scratches across his face and various parts of his body as he is either to rough or forceful with the cats while washing them. Naruto smiles but looks at Both Blair and Yoruichi's coats seeing them shine like silk.

Naruto smiles happily and pets the m both getting pleasured purrs from them both while Naruto himself Blushes at how soft both of their furs are. He puts them both on his shoulders before leaving and saying goodbye to Hana and Kiba thanking them for the hospitality. Naruto immediately disappears like he usually does leaving a blurry afterimage of himself before appearing in the sandiames office giving the old man a bit of a start.

"Naruto-kun what the hell you damn near scared the life outta me." Hiruzen says patting his chest to calm his startled heart.

"Sorry Jiji but I have urgent news. Mizuki is trying to trick me into stealing a scroll of great importance. The scroll of seals." Naruto says handing the sandiame the paper mizuki gave him.

"He wants you to meet him at this location with the scroll by midnight tonight hmm? Well naruto I heard you failed the graduation test because of the written portion and not being able to use Jutsu. I find that hard to believe." Hiruzen says as he strokes his beard.

"Yeah I think Mizuki-teme sabotaged my test so he could frame me and get away. I want to take this mission Jiji. I'll take the scroll to him with an ANBU tail in case things go wrong. That way the tail can get the scroll and kill Mizuki if I fail." Naruto says looking towards Hiruzen who smiles.

"Hmm . . .Alright naruto we'll do that. I'll even set up a hunt for you to make it believable that you stole the scroll. But we can't simply hand the real scroll over to him. What do you think we should do?" Hiruzen says getting Naruto to smile happily before looking towards Hiruzen.

"Well I have a new spell i've been working on. My magic is better then my Kido but i can use my Kido to seal away my new spell into an identical scroll to the scroll of seals. And when Mizuki opens the scroll BOOM! He gets nailed killing him and his contact." Naruto says making the snadiame smile happily before nodding.

"Alright Naruto-kun lets get this done. I have a blank scroll the same size as the Forbbiden scroll with the same design. I was going to use it to copy over the current Jutsu and add new ones. The other scroll is rather old so the seals and info on it are starting to fade." Hiruzen says Handing naruto a brand new looking Scroll of seals which is completely blank on the inside.

"Seal your spell I kind of want to see this." Hiruzen says with a smile as Naruto nods and opens the scroll up. Naruto being the prankster he is writes the message DODGE! on the scroll in big bold letters before calling on his Kido and speaking a small incantation opening a small portal on the scroll. Naruto then smirks before flooding his magical power into the portal getting an extremely large fox head shapped Jack-o-lantern into it. The jack-o-lantern instead of being orange like normal was a deep crimson blood red with a viscous grin plastered on it's face. Hiruzen pales at the size of the pumpkin that gets pushed into the small portal only to see as the scroll gets a pattern of random symbols and kanji to appear before they fade out of existence and the portal closes up leaving only the written warning on it's face.

Naruto primes the scroll by rolling it up as carefully as he can and tying it closed. Naruto smiles at Hiruzen with a sadistic grin and speaks.

"The trap is set and now we just have to get the mouse to take the bait. The timer is set for 12:10 am and the jack-o-lantern will explode at that moment in time exactly. Mizuki will show up, accept the scroll while attempting to kill me only to be stopped by the ANBU tail you send with me. Mizuki will "Get Away" with the scroll only to open it and wiping out both himself and whoever his contact is in a glorious explosion of gore, fire and righteous vengeance." Naruto says with a grin before grabbing the scroll and putting it on his back. Naruto then Waves at Hiruzen and quickly runs out leaving another after image. Hiruzen gives naruto a five minute head start before he sends Neko to watch over him just in case something goes wrong as naruto said. After that Hiruzen waits till 11pm to call the Jonin and Chuunin into his office letting them know Naruto has stolen the forbidden scroll and is to be brought back alive and unharmed. Mizuki hearing this smiles rather happily as his plan is going off without a hitch.

Quickly Mizuki makes his way to the clearing he is to meet Naruto. Mizuki sees Naruto sitting in the clearing and reads his watch. He see's it's midnight and smiles happily before dropping down.

"Congratulations Naruto, You passed the test. Now give me the scroll and I can give you your headband." Mizuki says as Naruto just raises his eyebrow at him.

"Naruto give me the scroll please. I want to make you a genin but until I get that scroll I can't." Mizuki says while Naruto remains silent.

"Naruto? . . . .Naruto are you listening?" Mizuki asks getting a bit angry at being ignored only to hear Naruto sneeze.

"Sorry about that mizuki but i'm just allergic to dipshits. I'm not retarded you silver haired assmunch. I'm not stupid enough to just hand this scroll over. Why don't you tell me what you really want it for." Naruto says shocking mizuki who just sneers at Naruto and growls.

"Fine you want to know i'm going to steal it and take it to my informant. I was going to go rouge from the leaf and join a new village that offered me power. But I can't just show up empty handed and I planed on blaming you Naruto Uzumaki. You damn demon" Mizuki shouts.

"Thats right I know who and what you are demon. Don't try and deny it either. I saw your face when passing out tests. So hand over the scroll or i'll kill you." Mizuki says.

"First tell me why you're calling me Demon. . . .I've always been called that and I just want to know." Naruto says in a believable manner.

"Oh you want to know why you're a monster? A demon? A killer? Fine i'll tell you. 12 years ago the 9 tailed demon fox The Kyuubi no Kitsune came ot the hidden leaf and slaughtered thousands of people. Shinobi and civilian alive and it was only stopped when The fourth hokage sealed the demon inside you. But you became the demon once it was sealed. THATS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU! THATS WHY NO ONE WILL EVER WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU! YOU'RE A MONSTER, A DEMON, A MURDERER. NOW GIVE ME THAT SCROLL AND I JUST MIGHT LET YOU LIVE!" Mizuki says rather heatedly before reaching for his Demon wind Shurriken. Naruto merely scoffs and tosses the scroll at mizuki who smiles and catches it rather happily.

"Very good naruto, Enjoy your time in prison cause i'm so happy I just don't feel like killing you. But know this . . .i'll come back when i'm stronger. And when I do . . .i will end you demon." Mizuki says before running off towards the rendezvous point he has set with his contact. As Mizuki finally dissapears from view and can no longer be heard laughing an ANBU with a cat like mask drops down next to Naruto.

"Naruto-san are you sure this change of plans was needed? Are you sure I shouldn't chase after him for what he said. You're certianly no demon." Neko says.

"No neko . . .thank you for your concern though. Just let his dumbass get to his meeting point we need to head back Now. Jiji has probably already let everyone know the truth." Naruto says with a smile as Neko nods and grabs Naruto Shushining back to the hokage's office.

"Ah Naruto-kun glad you could make it. So it's almost time for the big show. Everyone here knows the truth now and are hoping that this will be worth the wait." Hiruzen says as naruto merely raises his hand holding out five fingers before folding them inward one by one counting down from 5. When naruto reaches once he points out towards the area mizuki had fled when an immediate fireball explodes in an extremely large fashion. The towering debris launched by the force of the explosion is massive as it takes the shape of a massive mushroom. Almost immediately all the windows in the village Shatter instantaneously at what follows next. A roar.

Not just a simple roar though. This roar was the exact same kind of roar that paralyzed hundreds of Shinobi with how blood curdling it was. The roar that echoes around the village in it's loudest form shocking every single person in the village causing a small panic as civilians and shinobi alike clamor in the streets in fear leaving twin trails of piss and shit from fear as they scream and race towards the shelter. The kyuubi's roar keeps going through the village as naruto begins to laugh manically at the sight of the utter chaos his spell caused. The sky once a pitch black and purple is now blood red and orange as the massive explosion was bright enough to cause the change. Naruto's laughter increases as the roar dies down leaving a full room of stunned people as Naruto slowly stops laughing before wiping his eyes free of tears.

The mushroom cloud that had formed from the explosion gives one last shape before dissipating forever. The look of a very pissed off and angry kyuubi with it's 9 tails all swishing around. Hiruzen looks at the devastation of naruto's spell looking towards him.

"N-Naruto-kun, what on kami's green earth was that spell you just used. It vaporized nearly a third of the forest surrounding Konoha!" Hiruzen speaks. His voice barely audible due to shock and awe.

"That Jiji was my most powerful magical spell. I call it the Kyuubi lantern. Using kyuubi's demonic soul I can Chanel his physical energy as magic. Due to it's extreme potency and poisonous aura it is the most powerful spell form I have. Using it I create a normal jack-o-lantern with it only due to kyuubi's power being used it amplifies in strength 1000 fold. Mizuki, His contact and any of the guards that were to be escorting them to where ever they were going are now dead." Naruto says with a sick and twisted smile on his face.

"N-Naruto-kun. . . .you have to tell me exactly what changed you to be like this . . . But I understand. Show up tomorrow at the academy for placement in a team. . . .also i'll allow you to look at the scroll of seals as per the deal. Who knows maybe you can come up with some powerful spells to help keep your loved ones safe. Stop by tomorrow after your team meeting and everything will be ready." Hiruzen says pale as a ghost as the villagers all clamour and stampede into the shelters fearing the kyuubi's return until late in the morning hours when they are finally convinced it's once again safe to return home.

Naruto smiles as he looks upon the village from his current apartment. Naruto merely smirks evilly at the village before speaking.

"Fear me konoha. . .fear me as you have feared no one else before. For 'The plague bringer' Shall show you all the folly of you actions and none shall be spared if you repeat the sins of your past. After all I have a clan image to uphold and as an Uzumaki . . . Evil is what we do best." Naruto snickers and closes the door to his apartment.

Naruto could honestly say that he hadn't slept so wonderfully since the night the heat went out at the apartment in the land of snow and he had to sleep naked with Yoruichi and Blair to keep warm. But this night was a close second.