A/N: For the 12 Days of Christmas Style Challenge (3/3 crack!fics). Contains highly ooc Bellamort, and I am not even sorry for it.

Bellatrix caressed her lover's arm, a smile on her lips. "It's Christmas, darling," she whispered, her mouth inches from his ear so that even her soft voice would stir him from his sleep.

Voldemort yawned, eyes cracking open. He smiled as he saw her, and he turned his head so that their lips brushed lightly together. "I know, my sweet," he answered, sitting up and gesturing towards the ceiling over their bed. "While you were sleeping, I decorated for the occasion."

She looked up, releasing a schoolgirl giggle as she noticed the mistletoe for the first time. "Oh, Voldy! You're such a hopeless romantic!" she exclaimed giddily, pulling her thoughtful boyfriend in for a kiss.