This Is For RenesmeCARLYCullen.
She put my other story "What Happened to The Cullens" on for me..
Now I'm showing her I can do it on my own!!!
However my computer is stupid, so I typed it and she put it on!

Please read and review! ! Wont update 'til I get reviews!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight---- *sigh*-------

It was sunny today in our new home of Maple Heights, Ohio, so we all stayed home from school. I was making Renesme go anyway.

"MOM!!! Can I please stay home from school today with you guys please mom PLEASE!!" Renesme whined from up stairs. Her whining started to get really annoying.

"Absolutely not!" I shouted back, " Your sparkle in the sunlight is not as noticeable as ours and Jacob will be lonely….." she cut me off.

" He isn't going either. And besides, people might suspect that something is different about us if you and Dad and Alice and Jasper and Rosalie And Emmett And Jacob don't show up, plus, take in the fact that I need to hunt and………" I cut her off this time.

"Fine, whatever, I don't care, stay home, go hunt, hang out with Jacob."

"Thanks Mom!" Renesme yelled back, " Hey Jake you'll never believe it! My mom said I can stay home from school today so we can……(use your imagination ;))" I tuned her out.

I felt a familiar set of hands twine into mine and a warm, familiar mouth start sucking on my neck. I slightly moaned and reached my arm back and grabbed his head.

" Now, what do you suppose we do today Bella?" Edward asked from behind me.

" I dunno," I said. I turned around to face him and traced my lips with my finger. " I was thinking we could…………." Once again, I was interrupted.

Esme stormed into the room, her hands full of something that looked a lot like opened tampons.

I'll tell you what your gonna do," Esme screamed at us, " Your gonna clean out all of this human shit you made me bring from Washington! And Renesme won't need it now; we've spent 12 years in Forks, and 2 years in Maple Heights, out of all 14 years, SHE HASN"T USED ANY OF IT!!"

Edward thought of a come-back, "But won't we need all of this stuff for a cover up so anyone that comes into our house will think were mortal and not immortal…….." Esme interrupted him.

"I have plenty of that stuff already! Now get to it! We'll be back later. And do me a favor, KEEP EMMETT OUT!"

The rest of the family was going hunting, but when Emmett heard me and Edward were staying home, he wanted to stay too.

Stupid Emmett.

" Oh and for the love of god keep your cloths on. Do you hear me?" Esme continued.
We didn't respond.

"I SAID DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!" Esme shouted as she threw the tampons at us.. I unnecessarily flinched.

"Yes mom." Me and Edward answered in unison.

" Good, I love you both and we'll be back soon." Esme kissed us both on the cheek and then left the room.
Edward and I picked up the tampons and carried them back to our room.

" This shouldn't be too hard, right?' I asked Edward.

"Yeah," he responded, "No Problem."

We walked into our room and opened our closet. I dropped my tampon pile, while Edward and I both gasped in shock.

We were wrong.

Edward took a step forward and picked up one of the, oh I don't know, 304 boxes that lied in one of our many closets that said "Bella's Human Things" on it; in Edward's handwriting.

He opened the box carefully and revealed a large assortment or tampons, pads, toothbrushes, toothpaste, band-aids, neo-sporn, mouthwash, facial soap, pimple cream (in which when Alice and Edward didn't understand why I needed it at the time), and nail and skin clippers. I also had scissors.

"Edward," I asked, "Why did you buy all of this stuff when I was human?" Edward put the box down.

"Because I love you?" he answered me like a question. He then smiled my favorite crocked smile.
I smiled back and kissed him softly.

"We have to sort and label all of this stuff into new boxes, and then get rid of it, right?" I asked Edward.

"Yep, plus she already got us boxes, so lets get started!" He answered trying to sound excited. I smiled again.

" Only so we can have sex." I responded. Edward smiled and picked up another box. I copied his exact moves and followed him to the middle of the room to get started.