Theanimedude: Here's a Christmas special for all you Nick the Eraser readers! I love all of you! *cough* Review! *cough*

A Nick the Eraser Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

Only Nick was stirring, like a crazy little mouse.

Max: "Nick! Don't you think it's time to sleep?!"

Nick: "But I wish to see Santa enter our keep!"

Max: "It won't happen during your waking hour."

Nick: "Oh, alright..." and he went off to shower.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

In hopes a different Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

With visions of dead Erasers dancing in their heads.

Angel: "Hee hee hee...Die, mutts, Die!"

Nick: (shudders)

With Max in her jammies, and Nick fully dressed,

He came into her room to-

Max: Surely you jest!

Nick: I was just gonna kiss your forehead...

Max: Ew! Go away!

Nick: Fine...

Max blushed a deep red, and hugged him good night

Nick: There, see? Why so uptight?

When down in the living room, rose such a clatter,

They ran from the room to see what was the matter.

In through the window crashed a black hockey puck,

Max and Nick ran out and yelled

Max and Nick: What the-

Gazzy: Flock!

Gazzy and Ig arrived late that chilled night,

Playing ice hockey on the cold winter's blight.

They let them inside, their heartbeats receding,

Though the sense of danger was quickly impeding.

Then down from the rooftop a loud sound fell,

Making Fang leave the bathroom with a bottle of gel.

Nick: So that's how you kept it spiked...

A man in a red suit entered the room

And Nick shouted out

Nick: Wow! What a boom!

The fat guy rose and gave them a smile,

And told them

Santa: Halt, children! This won't take a while!

He laid presents both large and small on the floor,

And then Total ran in and asked

Total: Isn't there more?!

The man patted his head and dropped a milk bone,

Gave him a smile, then picked up a phone.

Santa: Elves, I am now done with this house.

Please pick me up 'fore our spirits are doused!

And then he just rose back up in the air,

Leaving them wondering "Was he really there?"

But they heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight

Santa: Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Nick: What a nice guy.