Authors Note: Hey there my lovely fandom! First and foremost, I want to thank all of you who have been messaging me and leaving comments on my RPF, which is linked on my bio. I promise that someway, somehow, I will continue that story. For now, here's a little treat that I've been working on. Leave a review and let me know which stories (besides Behind Closed Doors) that you would like me to continue! Enjoy and as always, Read on!


Character/Username:

Emma Swan - YellowSwan28

Regina Mills - TheQueen_Bitch

Mary-Margaret/Snow White - True_Love7

David/Prince Charming - MrCharming09

Henry Mills - TheBeliever11

Ruby/Red Riding Hood - _RedLipstick

Mr. Gold/Rumplestiltskin - TheDarkOne

Belle - AChippedCup93

Killian Jones/Captain Hook - TheCaptain_88


Chat #1 - "Welcome to Hell"

TheQueen_Bitch has signed in

YellowSwan28 has signed in

TheQueen_Bitch: Alright, Swan. What is this?

YellowSwan28: It's a chatroom, obviously. And really? You couldn't pick something more... appropriate?

TheQueen_Bitch: A chatroom? Why on earth would you send me an invitation to this? And what are you talking about?

YellowSwan28: Because, whether you like it or not, we're family now. I thought this would be a good way for all of us to communicate... and I'm talking about your username, Regina. The 'bitch' part is too vulgar.

TheQueen_Bitch: Pathetic.

TheQueen_Bitch: And no. Not at all.

YellowSwan28: Pathetic? Oh c'mon. We might as well try to get along. This is for Henry, after all.

TheQueen_Bitch: I'd rather drink the deadliest of poisons.

YellowSwan28: That sounds... unpleasant.

TheQueen_Bitch: But fine. For Henry.

True_Love7 has signed in

True_Love7: Hi!

YellowSwan28: Hey M&M.

TheQueen_Bitch: Let me guess, Snow?

True_Love7: Hey Emma! And that's right... I'm guessing you're Regina?

TheQueen_Bitch: HA. Leave it to YOU to come up with such an irritating username. I think AnnoyingIdiot1 suits you better.

YellowSwan28: Regina...

True_Love7: It's okay Em. I can handle her.

TheQueen_Bitch: What, no comeback?

TheQueen_Bitch: Shame.

MrCharming09 has signed in

MrCharming09: Hello familia!

True_Love7: Hi sweetie! ^_^

YellowSwan28: Hello David.

TheQueen_Bitch: UGH.

MrCharming09: Hello my gorgeous wife ^_^ and hi Emma!

MrCharming09: Hello to you too, Regina.

TheQueen_Bitch: That was not a greeting, incase you misunderstood.

True_Love7: *sigh*

YellowSwan28: Uh... yeah. Do you guys know if anyone else is joining?

_RedLipstick has signed in

_RedLipstick: Hey hey hey!

YellowSwan28: RUBYYYYY. Hey!

True_Love7: Hello moonchild.

MrCharming09: Hi Red.

TheQueen_Bitch: Is there anyone that is part of this chatroom that I can actually tolerate?

TheDarkOne has signed in

TheDarkOne: What's this?

TheQueen_Bitch: Finally. Hello Gold, welcome to hell.

_RedLipstick: Hey everyone! And well then...

YellowSwan28: LOL I choked on my coffee when I read that.

True_Love7: Really Regina?

MrCharming09: No comment.

TheDarkOne: Is anyone going to explain to me what this is and why I have been invited to it?

TheQueen_Bitch: It's a chatroom, as Ms. Swan says. It's for us to bond and be one big happy family. :D

YellowSwan28: Your sarcasm is showing, Regina.

TheDarkOne: I see.

True_Love7: Well I, for one, REFUSE to deal with your attitude, Regina. We're adults and this is not The Enchanted Forest anymore. So get over it.

_RedLipstick: This oughta be good.

MrCharming09: Just ignore her, snow. Like all bugs, she'll eventually go away.

YellowSwan28: *grabs popcorn*

TheQueen_Bitch: Excuse me. Did you say something, farmer boy? Why don't you go tend to some sheep?

TheQueen_Bitch: PEASANT.

TheDarkOne: Ouch.

True_Love7: Oh shut up, Regina.

MrCharming09: Is that the best you've got?

MrCharming09: HAG.

YellowSwan28: Okay I think that's enough for today...

TheBeliever11 has signed in

TheBeliever11: Hello?

_RedLipstick: Hey Henry!

True_Love7: Hello sunshine!

YellowSwan28: What's up, kid?

TheQueen_Bitch: Hello my boy :)

TheDarkOne: Hi Henry.

MrCharming09: Hey little man.

TheBeliever11: WHOA! Hey guys, nice to see that you're all in here...

TheQueen_Bitch: Yes my dear. We're all in here. Talking and getting along.

True_Love7: Yes, most definitely.

YellowSwan28: Watcha been up too, kid?

TheBeliever11: Well I was with dad at the beach, hunting for seashells, but then he said he had to go take care of something… so I'm just sitting in the sand.

TheBeliever11: Have been for two hours now.

TheQueen_Bitch: That IMBECILE. I'll come get you darling, stay put.

TheQueen_Bitch has signed out

YellowSwan28: WHAT. Henry, I'm so sorry! I'll get him later.

_RedLipstick: Aw. :(

True_Love7: Just wait until your mother gets there. I'm sure Neal has a good explanation…

MrCharming09: Agreed.

TheBeliever11: I guess. Well, dad's phone is dying. I wasted his battery playing candy crush. Talk to you all later! Cool chatroom btw.

YellowSwan28: Bye kid. I'll pick you up at Regina's tomorrow morning like I promised. Behave and no more magic. I don't want last week's incident to repeat itself.

TheBeliever11: Oh c'mon! Mom was teaching me really neat stuff! And it wasn't even dark magic…

True_Love7: It doesn't matter Henry. It's still too much for a child like you to handle.

MrCharming09: Yeah buddy. Just find something else to do with Regina.

TheBeliever11: Shut up. All of you. If Henry wants to learn magic, it is in his birth right to do so. Now excuse me as I poof us back to my mansion. Ta-ta, idiots.

TheBeliever11 has signed out

True_Love7: Well she lives up to her username, that's for sure.

True_Love7 has signed out

YellowSwan28: *sigh*

YellowSwan28 has signed out

_RedLipstick has signed out

MrCharming09 has signed out

TheDarkOne: This is oddly amusing. I think I'll keep it.

TheDarkOne has signed out


AN: Thoughts? Loved it? Hated it? Thought it was too much/lacking? If you want a character added, leave it in a review! Remember that this is all fun and games. Until next time! ~