Disclaimer: The author is uncertain of his sanity and therefore his work cannot be taken seriously. Also, I'm back. Just in case there was a doubt. Again again.
Smash Humor Trilogy Bonus Features
Chapter 1
Introduction
There was a stage.
The author walked out onto the stage, hands reattached and needle tracks in his neck from anti-zombie cures. "Hi. I'm Andre Dmitri Garrett. Writer, lover of Smash Bros, and about as impulsive as the word can possibly be, hence this. Although my desire and strength to finish the Humor Trilogy is sadly gone, my love for it still exists. It's like making the last place thing in an elementary art contest. You can't help but love it," he explained.
"Wait, are you comparing us to crap?" Fox asked, hopping on the stage.
"Shut up."
Fox drew his pistol. "Make me," he retorted.
Dmitri blinked. Fox had a point. "Okay. You're awesome and you don't pee on everything," Dmitri said. Fox shot his foot anyway. As the author stumbled away to find a first aid kit, Samus and Red joined Fox on stage.
"There were many things in the series that people were confused about, and there were parts that were changed or removed from the original script. Or at least whatever was springing from the author's hands," Red explained. "So rather than try to dig up the Humor Trilogy and unzombify it like we did him, we're presenting it to you in a bonus feature."
"We'll also have character interviews, from both Smashers and guests about the script we acted out," Samus explained. The author tried to get back on the stage, but Samus shot his hands off. So instead, Dmitri set about putting them back on with his teeth.
Fox snickered for a second. Then Red bumped him and he paid attention again. "We get a lot of people might not understand all of this. But it'll be good anyway, so deal with it. Enjoy your bonus features, and see what it looked like behind the scenes of the Humor Trilogy."
There was a flash, and Snake jumped out on stage. He pointed a finger at Dmitri with a chuckle and paused to take a whiff of his cigarette. "By the way," he drawled, "I clogged your toilet."
"I'm flipping you off with my toe right now."
