Ways to Annoy the Flock

Ways to Annoy the Flock

Yep. I don't think someone's done this for Max Ride, have they? If so, deal with it alright? Can't keep track of what everyone is writing.

Disclaimer: yeah, yeah we know no one on this website owns any of the stuff they write about, so get over it. First and last disclaimer in this story. I DON'T OWN MR!!

How to Annoy Max

1. Keep following her around and ask if she's in love with Fang.

2. When she says no, ask her if she could hook you up with Fang.

3. When she asks why, say "Well you're not interested and duh, he's hot!"

4. Replace her clothes with pink prepy, Abercrombie and Fitch clothes.

5. Dye her hair bright purple with neon green highlights.

6. Watch her go insane after she discovers what you did to her and video tape the whole outbreak.

7. Post the video on and blame Fang.

8. Replace her boots with stilettos.

9. Tell her that Britany Spears has a better fashsion sense then her.

10. Yell "Eraser attack" even when there's no Erasers around.

11. Steal her home-made chocolate chip cookies.

12. Go up to her and start saying stuff like "OMG! Like, omg, over there, is like, the hottest dude, like ever!! OMG! He's all like, dressed in black, OMG! I wonder if like, I could get his phone, like number!"

13. Tell that Omega is better then her.

14. Pull on her feathers.

15. Tell her that she shouldn't fly in the fall since that's when the hunters shoot all the little birdies.

16. Take a picture of her with purple hair, pink clothes and stilettos and paste on Fang's blog, and blame Fang.

17. Lock her in a room with only Total for company.

18. Throw one of Iggy's and Gazzy's stink bombs at her.

19. Make her listen to Gazzy sing the Constipation song by Weird Al Yankovic. (A/N: from MR3!)

20. Lock her in a pink room with pretty little glittery stars and unicorns and pink fluffy stuffed animals.

21. While she's in the room, play "Barbie Girl"

Well that's that! If you have any more for Max, PM or review or email or just get it to me. After I finish the flock, I'll post all your guy's ways to annoy the flock as a chapter, with full credit to everyone who contributes! Have a nice day! Black-Venom-Heart