First Fanfic- Please be nice! Nothing belongs to me, it's all Richelle Mead's SOB!

"Rose!" Lissa called, "Come on! We've got a game to play!"

I groaned, Lissa's "games" always involved Truth or Dare, and as much as I rocked at that game I just knew something was going to go terribly wrong. It may have had something to do with the "supervising" guardian. Since my last game ( involving toilet paper, fake lightsabres and a very beat-up Jesse) had not gone down so well they had assigned a guardian to oversee everything. And because Fate just seemed to have it in for me our guardian tonight was... Janine. AKA my mother. Can we say awkward?

I trudged along to where Lissa was sitting with Pyro, Eddie, Mia and Adrian! What the hell was he doing? Oh, wait a minute, I had my answer. Drunk, of course. He waved his vodka bottle up at me " Hey, little dhampir, where's your cradle-robber?" He slurred. " Cradle robber?" Lissa asked, looking confused. Shit.

"Nothing, just Adrian and his vodka talking." I babbled. She looked suspicious but let it slide. And, at that moment, my mother arrived. Not. Good. She looked around and took a seat. We were in Lissa's room which is probably why Dimitri wasn't able to supervise. Ah, Dimitri, since the attack where i had very heroically saved him, our relationship had taken on a whole other level. We'd gotten careless, glad to have each other, together and well. We'd actually nearly gotten caught when he and I were walking in the forest... He'd told Stan he was teaching me to fight in close... um.. situations. I'd burst my guts laughing after he had gone.

Lissa's voice dragged me back to the present, " I decided to play I Never instead, Guardian Hathaway, it's MUCH safer!"

Suck up! I rolled my eyes and grabbed a packet of Skittles. "We know the rules,right?" I asked. When they all nodded, I handed out 20 each. "Okay, I'll go first" I decided. "I never... made out and what not in the church attic." Christian and Lissa glared and ate their Skittles. My mom choked and nearly fell out of her chair, "Vasilisa! Christian!" She yelled, forgetting manners in her shock and disgust. Lissa turned bright red and mumbled something about it being a special place to them. Eddie laughed, " So that's what that noise was! I was cleaning the church and I heard all this moaning and screaming." Lissa froze and I could feel absolute mortification through the bond. As well as anger at me, uh oh. I laughed until Eddie spoke up.

" Okay, I'm going next, I never... had sex."

"Huh, Eddie, virgin are we?" I smirked as I swallowed my Skittle. Lissa looked surprised and my Mom looked sad. "Rose..." she said, "Really?" I bit my lip and nodded.

"Only once though, and it wasn't sleazy or anything." Lissa looked furious, who? I want to know right now Rosemarie!" She asked through the bond, I shook my head, "Later, Liss" She frowned but nodded. We continued to play and I discovered that Christian had only kissed one girl(Lissa), Adrian had wandered into a gay bar by accident and made out with a Court Official in full view of everybody. Eddie had never been in love and Mia had hit on Stan and tried to seduce him(she was drunk).

The scores stood at

Me-12

Christian-15

Lissa-14

Mia-13

Adrian-9

Eddie-14

"Okay, everybody, it's my turn now!" yelled Adrian. I don't believe in God but I started to pray. A drunken Adrian who knew about Dimitri and me was not good. Please, I'll do anything! Get baptized, confirmed, stop swearing. Hell, I'll join a nunnery if it'll get me out of this! Apparently God had it in for me. "I never... slept with a teacher." said Adrian triumphantly. Oh, he is going to pay. Big time. In the meanwhile, I gathered my resolve and ate a Skittle.

"ROSEMARIE HATHAWAY" yelled Janine. "WHO?" Be brave, be brave. They had to find out somehow, anyway. I took a breath.

"Dimitri."

I know, I'm mean. I know it was super short too. But please! R&R. If I get 5 I'll update. Promise! And make it heaps longer. How do you think Janine should react? I have a plan but I'm willing to change. Please give me some advice as to how I can improve!

Xox Ells