BAD GUYS WIN! Again… Exclaims Judd as a turf war comes to an end. As the opposing turquoise team celebrates with their pay and new abilities, the good guy team, green, all shake hands with the enemy team and say their GG's. Except for one inkling.
His name is Sean.
After the results screen, Sean walks out in a fit of rage, as this was his 17'th loss in a row. The square became silent, except for a few jeers and giggles coming from the crowds as Sean walked through the crowd. As he sat down nearby Crusty Sean's truck to look at SplatNet a pink inkling from the crowd shouted out: "HEY GREENIE, THAT TABLE'S FOR C- RANK OR HIGHER!" As the crowd began laughing, Sean realized his rank had somehow dropped to a D-! "WHAT?!" said Sean, "THAT ISN'T EVEN A REAL RANK!" Everyone started crowding around Sean, mockingly making the rank X symbol. Sean screamed "STOP IT!" and ran Toward Sheldon's. "Maybe if I get a better weapon, I can bump up my rank! As he started looking for his wallet, an inkling dived underneath him and turned into a squid. Sean tripped on him and fell flat on his face, as he saw his wallet drop out of his hands, flip upside down, and the watched in horror as all his coins fell out…
Into the forbidden drain.
"Well," said Sean, "You've left me no choice." " You're gonna go down there and get your coins?" Said the pink inkling from earlier. "But nobody returns from that drain!" "Then I'll be the first one to do it!" " The crowd became deadly silent with awe… Then burst out laughing. "NGYEAH RIGHT!" Screamed a blue inkling. "WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND CALLIE AND THE GREAT ZAPFISH DOWN THERE, TOO!" Yelled another. "I'LL SHOW YOU!" Yelled Sean, yellow ink tears starting to form in his eye. "I DIE, OR COME BACK WITH MY COINS, IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!" And without looking back, he jumped into the grate.
"Wow." Said the pink inkling. The little idiot actually did it…
"WELL!" Said the pink inkling, "HE ISN'T GETTING ANY DEADER!"
And everyone continued on with their day.
Except for Sean. At what felt like 300mph, Sean zipped through multiple narrow pipes, until he finally launched upwards outside.
"Well THAT was a useless transportation system, I ended right back in Ink… or a completely different place." He looked around to find strange octopus-like structures, and a shoddily-made shed. "That's right," said a voice from behind the shed. "and they were, too." "WOW." Said Sean, turning around to expect a jeering audience already came to gloat "YOU GUYS ACTUALLY HAD THE AUDACITY TO-" But there was nobody there. "HEY STUPID!" Said the voice as a blob of green ink hit Sean in the back of the head. "Don't you know not to treat others like invisible ink?" Sean turned back around, rubbing the back of his head, to see a figure emerge from behind the shed. Sean took no hesitation whipped out his Kensa Splattershot and opened fire. The figure jumped back in surprise, then quickly pulled out a splatbrella and opened it up, blocking every shot. When Sean's trigger finally started clicking, he calmed down. "You done now,?" said the figure. "Good. I've been waiting for you, Agent 4."
