I know this is bad but decided to write another story, about the season finale, and no, it's not about what they said which was most likely Sonny saying "I have a small crush on you" and Chad stuttering "Me too, no me on you, no, I kinda sort of like you too, but not that much." And Sonny saying "Not that much" in a tiny high voice, while they're screaming in their heads "I love you"
Well, this isn't like that.
This is on camera.
If there were four chairs instead of three, because I was watching the episode, and the first thing I noticed was that there was 3 chairs and two people being interviewed, which foreshadowed Chad.
4 chairs and an interview:
Selana Gomez
"This is hilarious; Tawni doesn't know what the heck is going on; Chad's in denial; and Sonny looks like she has sunburn." Gilroy joked.
"We're just all in shock Gilroy, you just said Chad and I liked each other and showed us a video of when we first met, and he tried to trick me,"
"Wait a second," Tawni said, "You saved a chair for Chad to get something out of Sonny…"
"Yes. Did you just get that?"
"Hold on, is the other chair for me?" Everyone's eyes turned to the empty red chair.
"Glad you mentioned that Tawni, Everyone give a warm welcome to Selana Gomez!!!"
Selana Gomez walked across the stage to the far chair and sat down; Sonny gave her a good look. Her hair was short, and curled; she was wearing a tight yellow shirt and black flare jeans.
"Hey Selana, wha-what are you doing here?" She asked
"I don't really know. I was told to come on the show, they said something about free food, and entertainment."
"Oh,"
"So, Selana, what's your impression on Sonny and Chad's relationship?"
"That's what this is about? Well it's no secret how I feel, I think it's pretty obvious that…" Both Chad and Sonny shot her death glares "Their very good friends," They still glared, "Well not friends necessarily, but… comrades," Still staring "Not even, they hate each other," Chad's glaze intensified, "Well not hate exactly, but" Selana was squirming, "It's a love/hate relationship," Sonny's glared intensified "Well, when I say that, it's mostly hate," Chad raised an eyebrow, "I don't know how to describe it.."
"Do they like each other or not?" Gilroy asked bluntly
"Well… when you say like,,," Sonny, Chad, Gilroy, even Tawni, were glaring at the star. You could hear a pin drop. Selana sunk in her chair, getting lower and lower and lower, she could feel all the color in her face leave, and then she exploded.
"ALRIGHT. YES YES. THEY LIKE EACH OTHER. THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER YOU SHOULD SEE THEM: 'FINE FINE GOOD GOOD' IT'S… AACK." Sonny and Chad looked at her in shock, their mouth's hanging open. "WHAT? WHAT?" Selana was breathing heavily now.
"She's just a big kidder, ya know, we're all friends here."
"Oh-really?" Gilroy asked.
He pointed his remote to the screen again; they saw an other video of themselves, on the set of Chad's movie.
"You stop the lying,"
"No, you stop the lying"
"No, both of you stop- stop it. God I was wrong you two should never be together."
"Thank you." Sonny said, and then to Chad she said, "I've been trying to tell her that all day,"
"You've been trying to tell her? I've been trying to tell her that too."
"Well, I told her first. She thinks she's some sort of relationship wizard"
"Yeah look at her with her wizardy magic beans, who is she to say that we can't like each other. If I want to like you I will."
"And if I want to like you I will,"
"And if I want to think you have pretty hair, then I will,"
"Yeah, and if I want to think you have sparkly eyes, than I will."
"So take that Selana,"
"In your face Gomez"
They knuckle touched
"Yeah, you two really showed me, there is nothing going on here at all," Selana said rather sarcastically, "You two… Are perfect for each other"
"So Sonny, was that taken out of context?"
"I wanna say no, but,"
"Gotcha,"
I think I'm gonna make this a series of one shots, each with a different fourth chair. Next time: James Conroy.
Also, right now I'm very sad, did you know I'm a Gator fan? Well I am. Press the review button maybe it'll help.
