Hello there. Yes, yes, I am bored. Annoying writer's block. And stupid random mind… XD I write this very short, random one-shot. Based on the bad future. Sorry bad grammar. I do not own Phineas and Ferb.

Joe

Hello there. Allow me to introduce myself. I am a normal man with a normal red head and normal wife with normal kids and normal family life. I was an inventor, I used to made great things with my step-brother. But that was a long time ago. I am no longer an inventor. I have forgotten lots of things of what happened when I was an inventor. But I still remembered a few.

Much as I remember, I and my step-brother were building a gigantic, super awesome roller coaster ride. And then our sister busted us to our mom. And the thing I know next, we were no longer allowed to do anything for 'fun'. They told us it's dangerous. Every child was not allowed to be creative anymore.

Oh, sure. I still remember my wife and step-brother when we were kids. She was my neighbor. Walked to my house on daily basis, and ask: "Hey there, watcha doooooooiiin''?" with her usual smile, that inspired me to do the best every day.

My step-brother is the quiet type. He is the man of action, not words. And I love him very much. What I could do without him? What could I do without that tall, awesome, green-haired man? He is the best step-brother everyone could wish for.

I still remember my platypus pet, he was disappearing frequently. Like what he did just now. And as usual, I wondered where he went. But he always came back so… I don't really mind.

Now I am walking to Joe's. It's my favorite place to drink coffee. The place owner, Joe, is my friend. He's been working for his place for years. Sometimes, I take my wife and children to this place too. But drinking alone at this place is good, too. So I could get a chit-chat with the place owner. It's already a while.

Oh! I almost forgot! I need to buy something for my children! Joe just passed his final exam with a good score. And his twin, Joe, just did his presentation at his school well! And my daughter, Joe will get jealous if she won't get any gifts. So I'll buy each of them one then. Oh yeah, I need to buy something for Joe; my wife too! It's already been a while to not being romantic to her.

Ah,… thinking about my family like this make me miss my step-brother; Joe. We live separately after we grew up… I am thinking to give him a visit. I bet he will be happy. After that, I will visit our sister, Joe. I think I have the time this weekend.

Actually Joe wasn't really my step-brother's name trough. Neither my wife's name. Neither my sister's. Neither with everyone else's. Their names were something else, but I have forgotten what their names were. You see, it's already a looooooooong time. 18 years I think.

Oh, yeah! I never told you my name and age, did I? Sorry, sorry! I am completely forgotten about it! Okay, let's start over. My name is Joe. I am 28 years old. I have a wife named Joe, and three children named Joe, Joe, and Joe. I led a normal life, with a normal wife, and normal family. I loved my family no matter what, and will always love them.

"Grrrr…"

Huh? What's that voice was? Was that you? Oh wait, it's just my platypus. The one I told you earlier.

"Hey, there you are, Joe,"

I smiled at him as I petted his head. Yes, I love my family into pieces. This platypus is a part of my family too. I love you, Joe. I heard Joe make another clattering noise, he's cute like that.

I will always love my family, and my friends, all of them. I'll never, ever dare or want to hate them. Forever and ever, I love all of them.

Oh, and I love you too, Joe!

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I told you, Joe. This shot is a random shot. And super short. (657 words lol) full of randomness of Joe.

Okay then Joe, hit that review button and write your review!

Thanks for reading, Joe!

-Joe's out-